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Post by Great Unwashed on Oct 12, 2014 1:15:05 GMT -5
If that's a facial hairstyle one encounters enough to require it's own classification, I'd dub it The "Fucking hell, I really need to move".
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Post by HipsterDBag on Oct 15, 2014 12:51:07 GMT -5
This... this is the best post I've ever seen (on the 10/15 Savage Love):
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Brainlock Robot King • 10 hours ago
I kinda feel ya. I've been back living with my sister for almost a year and a half, waiting on Disability. My next court is in three weeks, and we are past the point of no return, if I don't get it. It's been three+ years since I filed in August, so I've been banking what I'm owed since then = nice chunk of change. She asked me the other week what my plans were, if I wanted to move out on my own or what? "Ideally, yes" and explained I'm questioning whether I can live on my own again, or will need a roommate. She already admitted that buying the "second cheapest place in the county" wasn't such a bright idea, as we're ten minutes from town either direction and half an hour from any decent shopping. First choice for roomie: my cousin and her wife, but they're still in party mode on their days off. second choice, a casual friend who seems to have a problem keeping a regular residence, constantly crashing at friends. Everyone else has family or to young/old. and my aunt is crazy cat lady who doesn't like her daughter-in-law "because they can't procreate", despite the fact her second marriage was basically forced by his church and lasted six weeks, but that's perfectly fine! LOL
Anywho, I've already been pricing motorized chairs on CL, but I can't get one here due to terrain and the fact I can barely fit through the doors, now, much less her remodeling mess (we only have kitchen sink at moment, my toaster oven and microwave, and she cleans off 'A' stove burner on occasion. plus, her menagerie: pigs in the house. I wish I was kidding.).
I ran into a friend at Walmart last week that I was telling about this, she could see how much trouble I was having sitting in the store scooter even if she wasn't an EMT. She questioned what I could afford, and I told her I'd buy a decent used mobile, which is plenty for me. Just so long as I'm not stuck next door to another fucking meth kitchen. I lost track of how many times I had to call cops on people vandalizing my property or throwing hams at side of my trailer at 2am, thanks to those fucktards! (that trailer is still dented, btw! I know it's had several owners since I left and should have been condemned when I moved out!)
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Post by 🐍 cahusserole 🐍 on Oct 16, 2014 12:53:22 GMT -5
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Oct 16, 2014 13:40:54 GMT -5
*sniff* That...that's beautiful. |
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Post by HipsterDBag on Oct 17, 2014 9:54:43 GMT -5
Great article, but... I HIGHLY doubt that Grisham's friend got sent to jail for looking at naked 16 year olds. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 11:54:12 GMT -5
Has Gary X. said he was going to do the Commies again? I'm sure it's a lot of work for him. I haven't seen him around the a.v. club much lately--the one and only time I went over to the other site *waves hand dismissively* he was there in the comments for their review of the new Birdman movie, alongside other beloved a.v. clubbers like Scrawler and Miller. I don't know if that's becoming a regular thing.
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Post by The Prighlofone on Oct 22, 2014 19:12:13 GMT -5
I'm not making fun of anyone with this, but the following exchange, to me, was priceless. On this Week's Savage Love, on first dates and awkwardness:
ENKIDUM: Yeah, that was what I was trying to get at with the "meta-artificial" thing. But, you know, it does at least open the door towards you both being at least a tiny bit genuine, even if it's only genuinely embarrassed.
If that doesn't work, praise her boobs. I find that really breaks the ice.
MONTYPARK: "Praise her boobs" seriously? That sounds like a recipe for getting a drink thrown in the face.
ENKIDUM: No, not seriously. Was doing my standard "end it with something stupid". Which is another great strategy for first dates!
LACK OF NAME: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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Post by nowimnothing on Oct 23, 2014 10:32:26 GMT -5
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Post by Nudeviking on Oct 23, 2014 19:15:24 GMT -5
In all honesty the only time I think that way is when I nearly sign legitimate work related emails as Nudeador (which has happened on more than one occasion). Other than that the only difficulty I have with this is keeping minuet continuity details straight. The names of fictional characters that I created whole-cloth (as opposed to reappropriated pop culture characters from the 1980s), for example, I frequently have to sift through Disqus to locate if I desire to use them again. |
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Post by MissBeaHaven on Oct 25, 2014 14:21:46 GMT -5
That was honestly and truly the best story I've read all week long. Nudeviking - You are a treasure. |
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Post by Great Unwashed on Oct 26, 2014 13:45:27 GMT -5
Offering life advice!
Guest upvoted you on Crystal Castles: (III) | Music | MusicalWork Review a day ago
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Just talk to your dad already. You never know when he's going to go, so there's no time like the present to sort your issues out, man to indie kid.
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EDIT: Damn it, I knew I threw this thing in the wrong thread somewhere.
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Post by jerkassimo on Oct 30, 2014 7:16:30 GMT -5
Probably not commie material, but this little riposte demonstrates that sometimes the one liners cut the deepest (from the Nightcrawler review):
Mike D'Angelo • 7 hours ago
The grade on this is wrong at the moment. Should be B, not B-.
ZZZ • 7 hours ago
Hey man, don't complain about the grade just because you don't agree with it.
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Post by sarapen on Nov 3, 2014 16:08:15 GMT -5
I propose that we add a new Commie category for "Best Worst NSFW link". First nomination: How do you sleep at night, Pugs? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 16:32:40 GMT -5
Hey, I didn't link anything.
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Post by sarapen on Nov 6, 2014 18:16:39 GMT -5
Hey, I didn't link anything. Then how did all these pictures of pregnant Benedict Cumberbatch end up in my browser history? QED, sir. |
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Post by Douay-Rheims-Challoner on Nov 11, 2014 5:18:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 14:01:58 GMT -5
I propose that we add a new Commie category for "Best Worst NSFW link". First nomination: How do you sleep at night, Pugs? Well shit. Of course that'd happen the year AFTER I not only shared a link with underwear that ONLY cover the penis and leave the balls hanging free, but consequently got an AD for those underwear to be the most frequently viewed sidebar ad on AVC for nearly a month! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2014 12:35:19 GMT -5
Big Bird as Nixon: idiotking > uselessbeauty • 39 minutes ago "Fucking grouches! Can't fucking trust them, Snuffy! Them or the goddamn yips! Those muppetfucking freaks think they can tap my fucking phones? I'll fucking show them! (grabs framed drawing from nest) You see, Hooper? I learned. I learned from you, Hoops. I outlived you. I outlived your fucking cocksucker brother. But they still don't love me. YOU FUCKER! (smashes frame on floor) No... No... Snuffy, get Barkley in here. GET BARKLEY IN HERE! I NEED BARKLEY!!! GET THE FUCK OUT AND GET BARKLEY YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING HAIRY ELEPHANT COCKSUCKER! God. (*collapses into nest, grabs tumbler of birdseed and takes long swig*) I'm so fucking alone. I fucking went to China for those fuckers, and they still fucking hate me. Barkley! Where's Barkley? Fucking Jew dog. Can't fucking trust them. Says I'm weak if I don't fucking bomb Cambodia. I'll show them who's weak! Fucking fucks. Fuck. Fucking f*gs Bert and Ernie. Fucking biggest fucking bird on Sesame Street and I still have to fucking smile and act like I can actually stand those fucking perverts. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all. SNUFFY! WHERE THE FUCK IS BARKELY? Cockfucking suckfuckers."
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Post by Baramos on Nov 17, 2014 0:38:37 GMT -5
Snidely Q. Dooshbaghe disqus.com/home/discussion/avclub/michelle_maclaren_is_in_talks_to_direct_ltigtwonder_womanltigt#comment-1691532355In response to my posting of the Red Letter Media Prometheus video. " What's most funny about that Youtube video is that those two fellows very accurately reflect the intellectual capacities of all the blathering, self satisfied boobs who cite those elements as logical and rational flaws in the story. That's exactly how I see all the arrogant, self righteous dullards who loudly celebrate their own mental shortcomings by so confidently denigrating Prometheus. See, if you pay careful, close attention, with all your remaining, if faulty cognitive faculties, those questions are answered within the film itself, and they're answered rather convincingly and eloquently and even comically. But—as I just stipulated—you've got to be paying attention to what's actually occurring and especially to what's being said if you hope to detect and receive and appreciate the myriad subtle clues and hints which Scott provides. Nearly every key point which some oblivious, loud mouthed cretin has raised as evidence of the film's idiocy are, in fact, proof of Scott's astonishing creative vision in updating and expanding the fascinating philosophical questions he first raised in his original film. Problem is most people are so lazy, so conditioned to having answers handed to them, and are incapable of or unwilling to expend much mental energy pursuing the faint but irresistible trail which Ridley laid down. Even when the director supplies a blatant, glaringly obvious device in the form of that curious Rubics Cube holographic projector the audience is somehow still flummoxed for how to mentally approach his ingenious, revelatory cinematic puzzle. Poor idiots. Why would the biologist run away from perhaps the most remarkable biological discovery in the history of mankind?!! It's revealed why in the film, if you paid attention. How could that timid biologist and gruff geologist get lost even though they had those detailed electronic maps and were in contact with Prometheus?!! It's satisfactorily answered in the film, and it's actually funny, intentionally so. But again, very careful attention had to be paid in order to detect the subtle inferences which explain their comically pathetic behavior. It's all in the film, right there on the screen and in the soundtrack. The film is the question and the answer. Well, except for a couple big, heavy, lofty questions which are purposely left open, and are the whole point of the film. But people seem to have their own precious ideas of what this film should or could have been, and these puny ideas seem to be obstructing their view. People's minds today are so completely clouded by such inconsequential, trivial matters that when confronted with a genuinely sincere and inspired inquiry into what it means to be a human being the people are not only stymied but are irked and agitated for having been asked the daunting question. It's not an easy question to answer, of course not, but more so it's a question that's very rarely correctly, properly, adequately posed. This is what Ridley has attempted, to adequately pose in purely cinematic terms the question of man's purpose and value, if any, upon this planet; this troubled, afflicted, imperilled, possibly doomed planet. Think back to that incredible experience of witnessing for the first time the staggeringly original and thrilling spectacle of Alien. Were you as gripped as I by a sense of awesome wonder and primal terror? Well, this film aims to reintroduce those rare and precious emotions into the Alien series, and to correct the gross errors of judgement which led the Alien franchise astray, starting with James Cameron's immensely popular but intellectually stunted, tone deaf sequel. Prometheus is not just the logical and rational next step in Ridley Scott's imagining of the Alien world, it's a quantum leap forward into a vastly more intelligent, mature, sophisticated, and worthwhile universe of artful, inspired cinematic creativity, you boobs. Hmmph." I'm ASSUMING sarcasm... |
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Post by ganews on Nov 17, 2014 8:09:13 GMT -5
First thing, I scrolled down to check for his "Hmmph". |
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Nov 17, 2014 8:53:40 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Snrub on Nov 24, 2014 21:20:00 GMT -5
This is the greatest thing I have read all year. |
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Post by sarapen on Nov 26, 2014 15:29:41 GMT -5
Best spam ever?
Also best reply to a spammer?
There's an actual person behind this marijuana spammer since they actually replied to someone, and they've been advertising their medicinal wares on lots of different articles today.
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Post by Nudeviking on Dec 7, 2014 22:23:42 GMT -5
Does anyone know when the Commies begin?
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Post by flowsthead on Dec 8, 2014 1:46:44 GMT -5
Does anyone know when the Commies begin? said he might not do it this year as he isn't really a part of the AV Club community any more. I've seen him on the Dissolve, though, and he said he'd think about it. At least this is what I vaguely remember from memory, so GaryX I hope I have not misquoted you. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Dec 8, 2014 2:32:54 GMT -5
Does anyone know when the Commies begin? said he might not do it this year as he isn't really a part of the AV Club community any more. I've seen him on the Dissolve, though, and he said he'd think about it. At least this is what I vaguely remember from memory, so GaryX I hope I have not misquoted you. NOOOOOOOO!!!! My gimmickry has been for naught! |
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Post by flowsthead on Dec 8, 2014 5:14:17 GMT -5
garyx said he might not do it this year as he isn't really a part of the AV Club community any more. I've seen him on the Dissolve, though, and he said he'd think about it. At least this is what I vaguely remember from memory, so GaryX I hope I have not misquoted you. NOOOOOOOO!!!! My gimmickry has been for naught! Don't say that. What about all of the joy you've brought to the children, but more importantly all of us lonely souls? |
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Post by Nudeviking on Dec 8, 2014 5:20:53 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOO!!!! My gimmickry has been for naught! Don't say that. What about all of the joy you've brought to the children, but more importantly all of us lonely souls? I suppose you are right. Much like those bastions of hope and inspiration, the Wu Tang Clan; Nudeador Viking the Third, is nothing if not for the children. |
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