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Post by Nudeviking on Jan 3, 2015 22:19:22 GMT -5
Last night I drunkenly got duped into watching Ghost. I had somehow avoided seeing Ghost for the entire 25 years or so that it has existed, but while half in the bag a commercial break during a steel cage match caused me to change the channel and see one, Patrick Swayze. Being drunk my immediate assumption was, "OH SHIT! THIS MUST BE ROADHOUSE! WHAT A PERFECT MOVIE FOR ME TO WATCH WHILE HALF IN THE BAG!" Ghost, for those of you unfamiliar with the film, is not Roadhouse. It does not come anywhere near close to being Roadhouse. It is a bank heist movie with Whoopi Goldberg and a decidedly non-Roadhouse Patrick Swayze who is also a ghost. It was not a very good movie, yet I watched the entire thing.
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Post by ganews on Jan 3, 2015 22:42:26 GMT -5
Last night I drunkenly got duped into watching Ghost. I had somehow avoided seeing Ghost for the entire 25 years or so that it has existed, but while half in the bag a commercial break during a steel cage match caused me to change the channel and see one, Patrick Swayze. Being drunk my immediate assumption was, "OH SHIT! THIS MUST BE ROADHOUSE! WHAT A PERFECT MOVIE FOR ME TO WATCH WHILE HALF IN THE BAG!" Ghost, for those of you unfamiliar with the film, is not Roadhouse. It does not come anywhere near close to being Roadhouse. It is a bank heist movie with Whoopi Goldberg and a decidedly non-Roadhouse Patrick Swayze who is also a ghost. It was not a very good movie, yet I watched the entire thing. Ditto.
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Post by [Citrus] on Jan 3, 2015 23:09:44 GMT -5
Need For Speed: I think Scott Waugh is a modern Hal Needham. He's a former stuntman who does some downright fantastic action sequences - the first race alone was worth watching the movie - but if it doesn't involve any kind of action he really doesn't know what to do.
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Post by dboonsghost on Jan 3, 2015 23:12:15 GMT -5
Last night I drunkenly got duped into watching Ghost. I had somehow avoided seeing Ghost for the entire 25 years or so that it has existed, but while half in the bag a commercial break during a steel cage match caused me to change the channel and see one, Patrick Swayze. Being drunk my immediate assumption was, "OH SHIT! THIS MUST BE ROADHOUSE! WHAT A PERFECT MOVIE FOR ME TO WATCH WHILE HALF IN THE BAG!" Ghost, for those of you unfamiliar with the film, is not Roadhouse. It does not come anywhere near close to being Roadhouse. It is a bank heist movie with Whoopi Goldberg and a decidedly non-Roadhouse Patrick Swayze who is also a ghost. It was not a very good movie, yet I watched the entire thing. Roadhouse fucking owns. That's all I have to say about that.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Jan 3, 2015 23:18:18 GMT -5
Last night I drunkenly got duped into watching Ghost. I had somehow avoided seeing Ghost for the entire 25 years or so that it has existed, but while half in the bag a commercial break during a steel cage match caused me to change the channel and see one, Patrick Swayze. Being drunk my immediate assumption was, "OH SHIT! THIS MUST BE ROADHOUSE! WHAT A PERFECT MOVIE FOR ME TO WATCH WHILE HALF IN THE BAG!" Ghost, for those of you unfamiliar with the film, is not Roadhouse. It does not come anywhere near close to being Roadhouse. It is a bank heist movie with Whoopi Goldberg and a decidedly non-Roadhouse Patrick Swayze who is also a ghost. It was not a very good movie, yet I watched the entire thing. Roadhouse?
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Post by [Citrus] on Jan 3, 2015 23:19:30 GMT -5
Last night I drunkenly got duped into watching Ghost. I had somehow avoided seeing Ghost for the entire 25 years or so that it has existed, but while half in the bag a commercial break during a steel cage match caused me to change the channel and see one, Patrick Swayze. Being drunk my immediate assumption was, "OH SHIT! THIS MUST BE ROADHOUSE! WHAT A PERFECT MOVIE FOR ME TO WATCH WHILE HALF IN THE BAG!" Ghost, for those of you unfamiliar with the film, is not Roadhouse. It does not come anywhere near close to being Roadhouse. It is a bank heist movie with Whoopi Goldberg and a decidedly non-Roadhouse Patrick Swayze who is also a ghost. It was not a very good movie, yet I watched the entire thing. Road House is the exact movie you would expect when you see that the director is named Rowdy.
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Post by repulsionist on Jan 3, 2015 23:26:36 GMT -5
Captain Blood (1935) - Bloody revelatory. Smart dialogue. Swashfuckingbuckling. Hot damn deHavilland.
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Post by flapjackriley on Jan 4, 2015 3:06:15 GMT -5
Douay-Rheims-Challoner, for the record, Big Eyes is written by the folks who wrote the screenplay for Ed Wood. Pear I certainly feel like Mark Ruffalo is what held the movie together for me. He's the humanity of the film. Tatum and Carrell are super distant and removed in their performances (which I really liked) so it's Ruffalo's task to make everything seem genuine. The climax of the movie is so tragic and random that it really does tie it all together (in my opinion).
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Post by Bizarre Gardening Accident on Jan 4, 2015 8:01:04 GMT -5
Also Spoilers: ... ... But Jean Gray is still alive as Jean Gray; wasn't she swept away by like a giant wave or something at the end of X2? I thought X3 was the only one undone by the 60s prequel movie, because Patrick Stewart was alive in The Future at the beginning of this latest one. Although now that I'm actually writing this I'm mostly just confused. Maybe it reset just up to Jean Grey coming back to life in X3, so they can do a decent version of the Dark Phoenix Saga now. It changes things that happened before the beginning of the first film, so I guess all that is out of the window now. Or as much as they want to change, which is the only real correct answer. I just got the blu-ray X-Men box set for Christmas (everything before "DOFP") and watched em all, so it's still moderately fresh in my mind. There was a whole Rogue segment cut from "DOFP", so I read, which makes her bizarrely tiny appearance in the finished film a little more reasonable. Best guess for the next film - they do some time-switcheroo so the series can continue with McAvoy and Fassbender.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Jan 4, 2015 9:47:34 GMT -5
Just watched God Help The Girl, the musical written and directed by Stuart Murdoch from Belle and Sebastian.
It was endlessly twee, about twenty minutes too long, and full of clunky transitions between music-video style dance numbers.
Needless to say, I fucking loved it.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Jan 4, 2015 11:15:32 GMT -5
Just watched God Help The Girl, the musical written and directed by Stuart Murdoch from Belle and Sebastian. It was endlessly twee, about twenty minutes too long, and full of clunky transitions between music-video style dance numbers. Needless to say, I fucking loved it. That was the one where hannah Murray basically wandered over from Skins to play Cassie in another film, correct?
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Jan 4, 2015 11:51:11 GMT -5
Just watched God Help The Girl, the musical written and directed by Stuart Murdoch from Belle and Sebastian. It was endlessly twee, about twenty minutes too long, and full of clunky transitions between music-video style dance numbers. Needless to say, I fucking loved it. That was the one where hannah Murray basically wandered over from Skins to play Cassie in another film, correct? Haha exactly! Except this time Emily Browning was the one with an eating disorder.
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Post by sarapen on Jan 4, 2015 12:41:47 GMT -5
I watched Stoker and I liked it. I appreciate that seemingly everyone on the Internet has agreed not to spoil its story, since I thought it was just another quirky Wes Anderson-type movie. Good job, Internet, give yourself a pat on the back.
I also recently saw Mockingjay part 1. I liked it, but was it just me or were the movie's musical choices really obvious? I don't normally notice these things, but it felt like whenever a scene needed music, it was always the expected sort of music for that particular type of scene (tragic wailing for a scene of destruction, heroic bombast for action scenes, etc). I remember the first movie had some unique musical choices so I'm surprised that this one was undistinguished musically. Did something happen with the music director or what?
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Post by Post-Lupin on Jan 4, 2015 14:23:42 GMT -5
Finally saw Walk Hard in pretty much optimal conditions, i.e. I was really stoned. Great fun.
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Post by disqusf3dme on Jan 4, 2015 14:40:29 GMT -5
Bridge of DragonsAfter reading an article on AVC about the wonderful of Eastern European straight-to-video action cinema, I watched a few films from Isaac Florentine - "Ninja" is amazing, just non-stop action; and this is...sort of okay. A lot of weirdly goofy choices, but it's simple and effective, and I rather like Dolph Lundgren. I just got around to watching Ninja and Ninja 2. Both good, although Ninja 2 was definitely better. Adkins is like, uninitiated in Ninja, he's innocent and just got thrown into something over his head. In Ninja 2 he's past that, some shit goes down in the beginning, and he spends the rest of the movie out for revenge. It gets pretty brutal, plus even more fights. There's a good long take where he fights like 6 guys at once, it's awesome. It's also interesting too, because when you watch them close to one another you notice that Adkin's character has a full on arc. I mean, it's nothing super deep, but I thought it was interesting that they actually bothered to give him some development over the course of the two films. Apparently Isaac Florentine and Adkins want to make an Undisputed 4, but can't because Undisputed 3 didn't make enough money thanks to internet piracy. In my own ignorance, I had never thought about how piracy could actually do some serious damage to independent film, and not only that, but DTV especially. It seems even further down the scale than the sort of indies you see playing at festivals, DTV action doesn't even get that much respect. Makes me sad. I hope more light gets shined upon this evolving little subset of action films. Would be even better to see people like Florentine and Adkins get more mainstream respect. Considering how decently well more "traditional" action films like Winter Soldier or John Wick did, maybe there's some growing room in the market for more action films of the type.
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Post by Great Unwashed on Jan 4, 2015 16:03:01 GMT -5
Finally saw Walk Hard in pretty much optimal conditions, i.e. I was really stoned. Great fun. *rips sink from wall*
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Post by dboonsghost on Jan 4, 2015 16:27:14 GMT -5
Game of Death
Obviously this doesn't count as a "real" Bruce Lee movie and it's not close to his best, but this is very nearly a masterpiece. It's bizarrely surreal, metatextual, and borders on post modern filmmaking. Plus it KICKS ASS. Game of Death is hella underrated.
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Post by clytie on Jan 4, 2015 16:38:49 GMT -5
Chuck & Buck I'd never seen it before, and I really loved it.
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Post by Dellarigg on Jan 4, 2015 17:35:55 GMT -5
*fires 100 arrows at PatBat*
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Post by Dellarigg on Jan 4, 2015 17:39:33 GMT -5
Calvary. Mildly disappointed - subtle it was not, as though it was an early draft, with everything just lumped in and floating about on the surface. I was mildly jolted to note that one of the characters was reading a book I finished yesterday and mentioned today on the AVC's PCW: Jernigan by David Gates. Coincidence? Yes.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Jan 4, 2015 18:04:19 GMT -5
Calvary. Mildly disappointed - subtle it was not, as though it was an early draft, with everything just lumped in and floating about on the surface. I was mildly jolted to note that one of the characters was reading a book I finished yesterday and mentioned today on the AVC's PCW: Jernigan by David Gates. Coincidence? Yes. I just looked up the plot synopsis: An honest and good-hearted priest (Brendan Gleeson) wrestles with a cynical, spiteful community after he receives a death threat from an unknown parishioner.Subtlety sounds like an uphill battle here. Sorry to hear it was disappointing.
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Post by The Prighlofone on Jan 4, 2015 18:52:52 GMT -5
I still am really curious about Calvary having heard mostly rave reviews elsewhere.
Oh, my last movie? Catching Fire. Way better than the first movie.
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Post by Dellarigg on Jan 4, 2015 18:55:52 GMT -5
I was only mildly disappointed. Brendon Gleason was really good in it, and Kelly Reilly is a heartstopper. Aiden Gillen, though, was transfixingly bad, for some reason. Still worth watching, but I'd heard good things that weren't fully delivered.
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Post by Bizarre Gardening Accident on Jan 5, 2015 6:41:35 GMT -5
Apparently Isaac Florentine and Adkins want to make an Undisputed 4, but can't because Undisputed 3 didn't make enough money thanks to internet piracy. In my own ignorance, I had never thought about how piracy could actually do some serious damage to independent film, and not only that, but DTV especially. It seems even further down the scale than the sort of indies you see playing at festivals, DTV action doesn't even get that much respect. Makes me sad. I hope more light gets shined upon this evolving little subset of action films. Would be even better to see people like Florentine and Adkins get more mainstream respect. Considering how decently well more "traditional" action films like Winter Soldier or John Wick did, maybe there's some growing room in the market for more action films of the type. I've got the two "Ninja" movies on blu-ray, so I'm at least trying to do my bit. I wonder if we're coming to some sort of crossroads - if I could pay £X a month and have access to absolutely everything, I'd never pirate another movie again; but it seems like we're moving in a more locked-down direction. Or a Bandcamp for movies? Take, for instance, pro wrestling. A lot of indie companies sell their shows via download, but the prices are ridiculous. $12 for a couple of hours, when only the main event might be any good? They're not discouraging piracy with prices like that, and most movie companies don't even sell downloads at all. If illegal streaming and torrenting and newsgroups stopped tomorrow, I wouldn't buy more movies, I'd just watch less.
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Post by Bizarre Gardening Accident on Jan 5, 2015 6:46:43 GMT -5
That's a pretty poorly laid out post. Sorry. I was trying to get across that more choice from our legal download / streaming places would be better, and would no doubt reduce piracy, giving more money to producers of low-budget films.
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Post by disqusf3dme on Jan 5, 2015 7:56:00 GMT -5
That's a pretty poorly laid out post. Sorry. I was trying to get across that more choice from our legal download / streaming places would be better, and would no doubt reduce piracy, giving more money to producers of low-budget films. Nah, I get what you're saying and I totally agree. There are so many different services and they're all offering different content, it's too fractured. Oddly enough, video stores are still a thing around me, there's one just down the street, and I'd go there because they have a good selection, but I also question how much that actually supports the creators of the films vs. buying it or paying to rent it through some sort of streaming or downloading service. I just wanna watch movies guilt free, why is it so hard? D:
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Post by disqusf3dme on Jan 5, 2015 11:06:38 GMT -5
I also got around to watching Wheels on Meals last night, a older Jackie Chan flick from back in his Hong Kong days. The title would make more sense the other way around, but apparently the producers were superstitious because their last two films beginning with an "M" bombed, so they changed the words around. It's a little unfair to just refer to this as a Jackie Chan film though, as Sammo Hung and Biao Yuen also star. Sammo Hung directs and choreographs as well. It's not as action packed as some of their other films are, but it makes up for it with its comedy and other great stunts. Plus the action climax is as good as anything you've ever seen, and more than makes up for any lack of action in the first half. Best part is when a bunch of henchmen are playing baseball in their suits, like some kinda precursor to The Room, but then they get told to go back on alert. Jackie jumps them all, steals their bat, and starts swinging. He knocks one guy onto his stomach, as Sammo Hung jumps on his back, holds his head up, and then Jackie just takes a swing right at his jaw. A really brutal scene in an otherwise tame movie. Like that's a cold movie, Jackie, daaaaaamn.
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Post by repulsionist on Jan 5, 2015 14:03:06 GMT -5
Brain Candy (1996) - Second time through this one. I started my first thread on this forum about this film. Definitely an unloved child of its time, but there's a lot of pithy and biting satire in this one. Just quick-flipped through the MentalFloss article. Still more to uncover about this tainted work.
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Post by sarapen on Jan 5, 2015 14:08:05 GMT -5
I also got around to watching Wheels on Meals last night, a older Jackie Chan flick from back in his Hong Kong days. The title would make more sense the other way around, but apparently the producers were superstitious because their last two films beginning with an "M" bombed, so they changed the words around. It's a little unfair to just refer to this as a Jackie Chan film though, as Sammo Hung and Biao Yuen also star. Sammo Hung directs and choreographs as well. It's not as action packed as some of their other films are, but it makes up for it with its comedy and other great stunts. Plus the action climax is as good as anything you've ever seen, and more than makes up for any lack of action in the first half. Best part is when a bunch of henchmen are playing baseball in their suits, like some kinda precursor to The Room, but then they get told to go back on alert. Jackie jumps them all, steals their bat, and starts swinging. He knocks one guy onto his stomach, as Sammo Hung jumps on his back, holds his head up, and then Jackie just takes a swing right at his jaw. A really brutal scene in an otherwise tame movie. Like that's a cold movie, Jackie, daaaaaamn. Great fight sequences in this one. I remember being impressed at the core muscles on the one guy who sprang to a full leap from a reclining position on a couch. He probably had an eight-pack under that shirt. Also liked the duel between Sammo Hung and the fencer as being a showdown between two completely different styles of sword fighting.
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Post by Baron von Costume on Jan 5, 2015 15:38:31 GMT -5
Just saw The Imitation Game. Sigh. I completely understand why it's getting attention, but it's not so much a movie as it is a bunch of mediocrely written and directed scenes that happen to be next to each other. The characters are dull and underwritten, the various timelines are unnecessary, the major theme of the movie is smashed over your head whenever they get a chance, and the more "dramatic" moments fall flat. Cumberbatch is good, but far from great, and even the kid who plays Turing's young self is just as good as he is. A waste of some great actors all around, too, and most disappointingly, a waste of a great story that should be told. I do wish that the people behind the movie took more time to approach the character as anything but a cliche. He comes across as yet another exaggerated, socially inept genius. I really enjoyed the film but I do share some of your opinions. It definitely felt like they sanded him down to fit the movie definition of borderline autist megagenius and the latter timeline section was just pointless and kept taking me out of the film. The flow definitely would have been better had they dropped that aspect. Into the Woods was disappointing for me. I'm not sure what I was expecting but it didn't have anywhere near the sense of fun I was hoping for from what friends said about the material. Most of it felt like ideas that had been better done elsewhere. I enjoyed parts of Get on Up but I felt like it had some of the same problems as Imitation Game with a bit too much reliance on jumping between time settings. There were moments of fourth wall breaking that were too rare to be a 'thing' for the movie but too frequent to be written off. It felt as if they didn't want to commit to it. As good as Boseman was at playing the man as a performer I didn't really feel like the connective tissue was there to make for a real 'story' of his life. I get that in part it's because he was so abusive and shielded that there's a limit to how much you can know or even show of the thought process there but overall it just didn't work as it was for me. (also a wtf short Alison Janney cameo) Music was great though of course.
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