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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 17, 2018 11:32:35 GMT -5
What Really Happened to Duff Goldman From 'Ace of Cakes'?
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 11, 2018 20:36:18 GMT -5
"Robin Williams Final Net Worth Brought Us to Tears"
Jesus! That's the part of the Robin Williams story that brought you to tears?
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Apr 12, 2018 18:42:50 GMT -5
Taj Mahal minarets damaged in stormLike, I know what I picture when I think of the Taj Mahal's minarets. I think I know what you picture too. The BBC knows what we're thinking of. The thing that was knocked over in a storm is definitely not one of those.
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Post by Post-St. Patty's Day Bloat on Apr 12, 2018 19:28:53 GMT -5
"Robin Williams Final Net Worth Brought Us to Tears"Jesus! That's the part of the Robin Williams story that brought you to tears? But did Number 7 Shock You?
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 2, 2018 19:21:05 GMT -5
"Bella Hadid Shows Off Major Underboob in NYC"
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 15, 2018 20:27:34 GMT -5
"Ever Notice How Dolly Parton Always Wears Long Sleeves? Here’s Why"
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Post by Nudeviking on Jul 15, 2018 20:46:41 GMT -5
"Ever Notice How Dolly Parton Always Wears Long Sleeves? Here’s Why" Is Dolly a cutter?
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 4, 2018 10:44:49 GMT -5
"What Was It Like Seeing UB40 at the Same Concert as Brett Kavanaugh? We Asked Someone Who Was There."
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 11, 2018 11:28:29 GMT -5
A depressing miserable awful experience that would scar even the most resilient of human souls for all time. And then Brett Kavanaugh took to the stage.
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 23, 2018 8:45:11 GMT -5
"The One Trick Everyone Who Owns WD-40 Should Know"
Is accompanied by a picture of a can of WD-40 and a toilet.
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Post by Prole Hole on Nov 20, 2018 6:04:01 GMT -5
"How Lynda Carter Looks At 67 Leaves People Confused"
Older? And... what people?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Nov 20, 2018 20:47:34 GMT -5
"How Lynda Carter Looks At 67 Leaves People Confused"
Older? And... what people? Maybe there was just a pile of foliage on the ground and they didn't punctuate the headline properly? "How? Lynda Carter Looks At 67 Leaves; People Confused"
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 3, 2018 16:58:37 GMT -5
96-Year-Old Woman Sells House. Buyers Go Inside And Can't Believe Their Eyes!
Unless they walked directly from her front doorstep into Narnia, I'm going to be let down by this article.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Dec 6, 2018 11:02:55 GMT -5
Recommended to me on YouTube:
A Farmer Removed His Own Skin Caner With A Pocket Knife. This Is What Happened To His Brain.
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Post by Prole Hole on Dec 7, 2018 5:08:19 GMT -5
CAN YOU NAME THESE ONE-HIT WONDERS FROM THE 80's? TAKE THE QUIZ!
Photo of Queen from the 1970's
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Post by Prole Hole on Dec 19, 2018 9:34:59 GMT -5
I'm worried that I'm becoming obsessed with these but anyway...
PEOPLE IN EDINBURGH ARE GOING NUTS FOR THIS LASER EYE SURGERY!
Picture of a Borg
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 6, 2019 12:24:38 GMT -5
I'm worried that I'm becoming obsessed with these but anyway... PEOPLE IN EDINBURGH ARE GOING NUTS FOR THIS LASER EYE SURGERY!
Picture of a Borg Keep 'em coming.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 6, 2019 12:28:00 GMT -5
Has anyone seen
"U.S. Cardiologist says: 'It's like a pressure wash for your insides.' ", usually with a picture of a shirtless guy drinking a green smoothie?
I feel like I see it everywhere, and I can't think of why I'd want to click on that link, ever. Maybe because i know what an actual pressure wash for your insides, colonoscopy prep, feels like.
Anyway I think it's the "one weird trick" of last year.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Jan 8, 2019 16:00:14 GMT -5
Has anyone seen "U.S. Cardiologist says: 'It's like a pressure wash for your insides.' ", usually with a picture of a shirtless guy drinking a green smoothie? I feel like I see it everywhere, and I can't think of why I'd want to click on that link, ever. Maybe because i know what an actual pressure wash for your insides, colonoscopy prep, feels like. Anyway I think it's the "one weird trick" of last year. But is it also the legendary secret to dating Natalie Dormer?
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 13, 2019 17:15:39 GMT -5
"Finally, TV Dares To Represent Women Who Wank On Their Bellies"
I don't care that it's written by a woman, it sounds like it's written by a creepy Incel type.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 21, 2019 14:15:02 GMT -5
"Men Try This Tonight, And You'll Never Need Viagra Again!"
Accompanied by image of a somewhat phallic-looking index finger covered by a big glob of vaseline
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 28, 2019 7:29:08 GMT -5
"Amazing Ideas For Cooking Eggs!"
Picture of… a fried egg.
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 8, 2019 18:25:09 GMT -5
"Number One Weird Trick to Make IT Bigger By 4 Inches"
Now, when you say "It", I assume you mean the novel by Stephen King. Good lord, it needs a bit more of a judicious editor as it is, why would anyone want to make it even bigger?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Feb 9, 2019 13:06:04 GMT -5
"Number One Weird Trick to Make IT Bigger By 4 Inches"Now, when you say "It", I assume you mean the novel by Stephen King. Good lord, it needs a bit more of a judicious editor as it is, why would anyone want to make it even bigger? Some people find it easier to read when the print is larger?
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 9, 2019 13:22:13 GMT -5
"Number One Weird Trick to Make IT Bigger By 4 Inches"Now, when you say "It", I assume you mean the novel by Stephen King. Good lord, it needs a bit more of a judicious editor as it is, why would anyone want to make it even bigger? Some people find it easier to read when the print is larger?My wife was one of these, until she finally gave in and got reading glasses. So it turns out, it's not the size of the print that matters as much as the strength of the magnification. or so I'm told.
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 12, 2019 11:34:10 GMT -5
This could go under a section called "when algorithms go wrong" and I guess happened because I read a lot of political stuff, or indeed this could go under Completely Unsurprising Headlines but...
Brilliant Funeral Plan Sweeps Edinburgh!
Picture of Theresa May
… or maybe they know something we don't?
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 6, 2019 18:41:59 GMT -5
Experts Determine Whether Tyrion And Sansa Are Still Married On ‘Game Of Thrones’
I imagine people at NASA in lab coats intently studying trailers frame by frame.
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Apr 17, 2019 8:06:14 GMT -5
My health: How to reduce your excess fat (by doing this every evening)would be run-of-the mill clickbait but the accompanying picture.... Never knew you could lose weight by just sucking the arm-penis out.
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Post by Pastafarian on May 8, 2019 10:47:29 GMT -5
Celebs You Had No Idea Were Related
(Picture of the Deschanel sisters)
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Post by Pastafarian on May 17, 2019 9:52:05 GMT -5
Top U.S. doctor finally speaks out about the danger in your kitchen, American's #1 favorite vegetable isn't what you think it is.
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