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Post by Prole Hole on May 20, 2019 4:00:05 GMT -5
World's Worst Airlines Named!
Picture of a bus.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 5, 2019 13:47:52 GMT -5
I saw this same headline under the same article three (four!) times I didn't click but I can almost guarantee that either isn't the guy the article is about, or it's somebody no one has never heard of, but with the "guess who!" thrown in there to make people think someone like Hugh Jackman recently underwent massive cosmetic surgery and they haven't heard about it until this very moment. EDIT: I just realized how bad the photoshop is on that first image.
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Post by Prole Hole on Jun 5, 2019 14:58:14 GMT -5
I for one think that Beaker off of the Muppet Show's privacy should be respected.
(The Photoshop on that first image is staggeringly bad, yes. Though maybe Photoshop is generous. Paint, maybe)
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Post by Prole Hole on Jun 10, 2019 9:09:19 GMT -5
So... which is it? Which is it?!??!
From, stupidly, the same website.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 10, 2019 11:11:10 GMT -5
So... which is it? Which is it?!??!
From, stupidly, the same website. Funny you should mention this, just last night I saw "At age 88, Sean Connery has to live in this house" and briefly thought of including it here. Has to? As in he's under house arrest?
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Jun 20, 2019 17:30:06 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 25, 2019 8:59:01 GMT -5
More Parents Are Now Gluing Pennies To The Bottoms Of Their Kids Shoes
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 30, 2019 20:36:03 GMT -5
Dad Cuts Daughter's Hair Off For Getting Birthday Highlights, Then Mom Does The Unthinkable
Hmmm, unthinkable huh? Did she kill them both and then serve their internal organs in a chili cook-off?
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jul 1, 2019 8:17:39 GMT -5
Dad Cuts Daughter's Hair Off For Getting Birthday Highlights, Then Mom Does The UnthinkableHmmm, unthinkable huh? Did she kill them both and then serve their internal organs in a chili cook-off? No, if you're capable of thinking something, then she clearly didn't do that. She clearly did something that requires the ability to reason in 18 dimensions, and an ability to discern between shades of ultraviolet.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 1, 2019 10:45:57 GMT -5
Dad Cuts Daughter's Hair Off For Getting Birthday Highlights, Then Mom Does The UnthinkableHmmm, unthinkable huh? Did she kill them both and then serve their internal organs in a chili cook-off? No, if you're capable of thinking something, then she clearly didn't do that. She clearly did something that requires the ability to reason in 18 dimensions, and an ability to discern between shades of ultraviolet. Now, why didn't I think of that?!
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 10, 2019 20:23:44 GMT -5
Not clickbait, but we don't have a spam thread so here you go.
I find it interesting how the spammers continually evolve. They used to put subject lines like "Unclaimed money" or "Single hot Russian seeking YOU" or whatever. Now I routinely see ones in my spam folder with subject lines like
"Your request #EF-83687 to be removed from our "Adult" mailing list is pending! ►We need your Confirmation!" Yeah, I'm not going to open that, much less click whatever link is in it.
or more confrontationally: "I'm a married woman, stop fucking sending me nude pics!" Nice try.
The thing that boggles my mind is someone, somewhere is falling for this stuff.
Edit: Today I received from Mariah <NDTcfKWBzQjA7sP7CZ@ladygaga.maluma.mydns.jp> the following email:
"Dear [my email], We Need-Your Confirmation ASAP!_ dd"
The body of the email basically said they wanted to make sure if I wanted to unsubscribe from their site (ladygaga.maluma.mydns.jp I guess?) I needed to click the link so they were "meeting the user terms and conditions."
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 18, 2019 11:25:45 GMT -5
Why ‘Minority Report’ Crimefighting Doesn’t Work in the Real World
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's because we don't have a bunch of bald psychics floating in a kiddie pool somewhere?
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Jul 19, 2019 7:18:24 GMT -5
Why you too should put an onion in your sock
Is it the style of the time again?
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 1, 2019 13:05:08 GMT -5
This one kinda made me chuckle because it was directly beneath MPC talking about his penis in the Shoutbox
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Sept 4, 2019 9:33:54 GMT -5
This one kinda made me chuckle because it was directly beneath MPC talking about his penis in the Shoutbox Kinda impressed they went with what appears to be a German Expressionist style painting for this ad.
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Post by Prole Hole on Sept 4, 2019 10:02:52 GMT -5
This one kinda made me chuckle because it was directly beneath MPC talking about his penis in the Shoutbox Kinda impressed they went with what appears to be a German Expressionist style painting for this ad. This looks like the sort of porn Hannibal would jerk off to. The arm/elbow nearest the camera looks like it's been sliced off!
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Post by Prole Hole on Sept 6, 2019 8:48:08 GMT -5
15 Crazy Useful Things You Did Not Know How to Use Properly!
Picture of... now Ok this is simply strange ... a shirt.
A shirt.
Look, I am not the most smartly dressed lil' bot on the block, I will be the absolute very first person to admit that. But even I know how a shirt works. A shirt! FFS.
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 7, 2019 10:02:30 GMT -5
15 Crazy Useful Things You Did Not Know How to Use Properly! Picture of... now Ok this is simply strange ... a shirt. A shirt. Look, I am not the most smartly dressed lil' bot on the block, I will be the absolute very first person to admit that. But even I know how a shirt works. A shirt! FFS. It goes around your waist with the legs through the sleeves, right?
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Sept 19, 2019 9:55:32 GMT -5
“What ServiceNow, Inc. (NOW) Doesn’t Want You to Know”
Apparently, the company I work for doesn’t want you to know that the stock price is volatile (which you can look at any price chart and figure out) and that the founder has sold shares (except of course, that last bit was clearly from a press release).
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Sept 21, 2019 8:59:49 GMT -5
Gov't Insider Reveals Deep State Assassin Who Killed MAGA
What is this, a random political headline generator?
(...Mad Libs to madden the libs)
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 10, 2019 12:14:31 GMT -5
"After Her Weight Loss, Celine Dion Confirm What we Knew All along"
Did she confirm that grammar is hard?
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Post by Ben Grimm on Oct 10, 2019 13:57:13 GMT -5
"After Her Weight Loss, Celine Dion Confirm What we Knew All along"Did she confirm that grammar is hard? Celine Dion only pawn in game of life.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 18, 2019 9:24:50 GMT -5
"Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Is Probably The Prettiest Woman Who Ever Existed"
With a picture not of said daughter (of course) but of Gretsky himself. Because: gotta get those clicks!
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 31, 2019 10:01:39 GMT -5
"One Important Trick Computer Owners Are Unaware Of"
Picture of a finger pressing the escape key.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Oct 31, 2019 10:02:32 GMT -5
"One Important Trick Computer Owners Are Unaware Of"
Picture of a finger pressing the escape key. I KEEP PRESSING IT BUT I"M STILL HERE
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Post by LazBro on Nov 14, 2019 13:11:27 GMT -5
How to stop your cat peeing?
I know they mean peeing "where they're not supposed to," but I like the absurdist read a little better.
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Post by Prole Hole on Nov 21, 2019 9:02:34 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Nov 21, 2019 10:29:30 GMT -5
I once worked for a guy who didn't like the taste of coffee but loved how it smelled, so he'd buy a cup every day and have it sit on his desk while he was working. All I could think was "Isn't there one of those car air fresheners that smells like coffee you could get?" Anyway he figured out this trick way before Lifehacker did.
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Post by Pastafarian on Nov 24, 2019 10:22:37 GMT -5
"Boy Claims He Is From Mars, Then Scientists Started To Take Him Seriously"
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Post by Prole Hole on Nov 28, 2019 7:34:19 GMT -5
25 Celebrities You Didn't Realise Were Gay - Number Eight Will Shock You!
Anyone wanna take a guess at who the mysterious, shocking Number Eight is? No? Well let me, dear friends, tell you. Number Eight is, in fact, Ricky Martin. The shocking thing there being, presumably, that there was one single human being on the planet aware of his existence who didn't know that?
(this is a list that includes such who-knew revelations like Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres)
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