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Post by Mrs David Tennant on May 25, 2017 13:51:48 GMT -5
Hail bouncing off my car.  |
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on May 26, 2017 21:58:40 GMT -5
My buddy, the snake who lives in my shop, left me a new skin yesterday. I stretched it out on the hood of the car, and it measured right at four feet long.  He's been in there for a long time, and I realized I had never named him, so I think I'll call him Plisskin. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on May 26, 2017 22:15:46 GMT -5
A car with two of these...  I thought it might be a joke sticker at Trump's expense, since it looks like his hair is fucking the Republican elephant but as I got closer to the car I saw a Trump : Make America great again sticker towards the bottom. Maybe it's erotic fanart by an artist who makes erotic logo fanart who's always wanted to see the Buffalo Sabres infamous " buffaslug" logo from the late 00's making love to the GOP elephant logo? Or maybe it's what you said, and the driver was a particularly idiotic Trump supporter, but until we have further evidence I say both hypotheses are equally valid and it's definitely not like Occam's razor suggests that one of them is considerably less likely than the other. |
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Post by Mrs David Tennant on May 26, 2017 22:17:52 GMT -5
At least a dozen emergency vehicles in two separate incidents about a mile apart.
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Post by Incense on May 27, 2017 12:56:02 GMT -5
My next door neighbors, who are the first good neighbors in that unit in years, pulling up a moving truck and moving all their stuff out.
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on May 27, 2017 16:53:49 GMT -5
A squirrel with half a bagel, running up a tree.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on May 27, 2017 17:00:38 GMT -5
A squirrel with half a bagel, running up a tree. What kind of bagel? And which half of the bagel? |
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on May 27, 2017 17:41:27 GMT -5
A squirrel with half a bagel, running up a tree. What kind of bagel? And which half of the bagel? Looked like blueberry or raisin. Looked like the bottom half. This squirrel was running around with a bagel piece about the same size as its body. Impressive.
Bagel squirrel is the suburban Pizza Rat
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on May 27, 2017 21:35:55 GMT -5
Two swans
a squirrel
two buzzards eating a dead raccoon
A half eaten chipmunk one of the cats left by the front door (quite a day for animal violence)
An actual, working, ready to use two seat outhouse (at the cemetery where my grandparents are buried. It's way, way out in the country)
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Post by dＬᵒ on May 27, 2017 22:54:40 GMT -5
Everyone driving real stupid this weekend
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Post by dＬᵒ on May 29, 2017 2:14:55 GMT -5
Everyone driving real stupid this weekend UPDATE: I a saw a big old Harley on the side of the freeway ... upside down. As in it was resting on the handlebars and seat. |
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on May 29, 2017 15:46:16 GMT -5
Today I went on a field trip with my son's class to the local pioneer village, where I have never been before despite living here most of my life. The kids were all distracted by a caterpillar and several groundhogs.
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Post by Baron von Costume on May 29, 2017 15:52:13 GMT -5
A loose telephone cable across the street from my apartment.  Man, at first glance I really thought that said "Mongoloid Motors" |
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on May 29, 2017 17:56:09 GMT -5
I didn't go outside today. I SAW NOTHING.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on May 29, 2017 18:05:52 GMT -5
Four people casually take their guitars out of their bags for an informal jam session at a cafe on Santa Monica. It was very quiet, since they were all electric guitars, so you’d just hear a sort of mechanic boing from the bass and their quiet vocal harmonizing. It was pleasant, at least for the short time I was there. They were pretty much walking “white suburban kids who moved to Brooklyn” (extra white since they were only visiting LA and had no skin color to speak of) stereotypes when they weren’t singing, though.
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Post by Nudeviking on May 29, 2017 19:01:38 GMT -5
A pair of crutches in the middle of the street. They were aluminium or some other sort of alloy and one of them was bent. A short distance away from where I saw the crutches I saw the remains of a leg cast that had seemingly been ripped asunder. Something either very horrible or very inspirational happened on the side street I walk up twice a day to and from the subway station sometime after 6:40 pm yesterday.
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Post by Mrs David Tennant on May 29, 2017 19:10:45 GMT -5
The cutest puppy ever!  |
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Post by Desert Dweller on May 29, 2017 20:37:43 GMT -5
It is sometimes helpful to remember that even though this is a big city, I still drive past a field of corn every day:   |
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on May 29, 2017 21:59:15 GMT -5
Four people casually take their guitars out of their bags for an informal jam session at a cafe on Santa Monica. It was very quiet, since they were all electric guitars, so you’d just hear a sort of mechanic boing from the bass and their quiet vocal harmonizing. It was pleasant, at least for the short time I was there. They were pretty much walking “white suburban kids who moved to Brooklyn” (extra white since they were only visiting LA and had no skin color to speak of) stereotypes when they weren’t singing, though. Once, when I was heading north on I57 towards Champaign Il, I saw a van pulled off to the side of the road with it's hood up, and off in the grass just beyond it, a string quartet had their instruments out and were playing. |
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Post by Dellarigg on May 30, 2017 4:58:56 GMT -5
Someone I went to school with from the age of 5, ahead of me in a queue. He was with a woman who regarded him with a perfect, headshaking mixture of exasperation and disdain. I made sure he didn't see me.
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Post by The Stuffingtacular She-Hulk on May 30, 2017 9:17:25 GMT -5
A male cardinal hopping to several cars in succession so he could look at himself in their sideview mirrors.
Vain little thing. It cracked me up.
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Post by Ben Grimm on May 30, 2017 9:49:47 GMT -5
A male cardinal hopping to several cars in succession so he could look at himself in their sideview mirrors. Vain little thing. It cracked me up. I read Cardinal as "High-ranking Catholic official" at first and it took me a minute to realize what your were saying. Granted, it made for a funny mental picture. |
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on May 30, 2017 9:51:35 GMT -5
If y'all are going outside anyway: USGBC 30x30 Nature Challenge(Note: you don't have to live in the area of one of the sponsor chapters to participate) |
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on May 30, 2017 10:59:09 GMT -5
If y'all are going outside anyway: USGBC 30x30 Nature Challenge(Note: you don't have to live in the area of one of the sponsor chapters to participate) Go outside without my phone or tablet? Are they insane? |
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on May 30, 2017 11:02:03 GMT -5
If y'all are going outside anyway: USGBC 30x30 Nature Challenge(Note: you don't have to live in the area of one of the sponsor chapters to participate) Go outside without my phone or tablet? Are they insane? I know, we are monsters |
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Post by Ben Grimm on May 30, 2017 12:32:12 GMT -5
If y'all are going outside anyway: USGBC 30x30 Nature Challenge(Note: you don't have to live in the area of one of the sponsor chapters to participate) I live in Florida. If I go outside for thirty minutes I will literally burst into flame. There will be nothing left but ashes. |
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Post by Mrs David Tennant on May 30, 2017 13:11:00 GMT -5
If y'all are going outside anyway: USGBC 30x30 Nature Challenge(Note: you don't have to live in the area of one of the sponsor chapters to participate) I live in Florida. If I go outside for thirty minutes I will literally burst into flame. There will be nothing left but ashes. It was so hot here yesterday I damn near burst into flames. Actually, it was more like I was going to just melt down to a puddle of sweat because it was so humid. I hate being hot. |
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Post by Desert Dweller on May 31, 2017 1:35:47 GMT -5
If y'all are going outside anyway: USGBC 30x30 Nature Challenge(Note: you don't have to live in the area of one of the sponsor chapters to participate) Go outside without my phone or tablet? Are they insane? It's normally 110+ degrees here in June. I do everything possible to AVOID going outside during that month. |
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Post by Not a real doctor on Jun 1, 2017 18:53:18 GMT -5
Some kind of filthy rule breaker:  And some really big white pines!   |
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Post by Nudeviking on Jun 8, 2017 22:06:14 GMT -5
A garbage bag filled with those practice heads for hair stylists. It was in a residential area near no hair salon or hair stylist academy.
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