Completely surprising headlines

"Hillary Clinton, meanwhile, is the woman Americans most admire for the 16th year in a row."

A whole lot of good that did her.

Postal carriers say aggressive turkeys stopping mail service

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. But turkeys. Those things will stop us."

P.S. Stay safe out there, Scruff.

Brings to mind this, Dellarigg

'Woman tells husband to water her plants after she passes away. Years later he discovers they're plastic'

'The Last Jedi' director Rian Johnson reacts to Stormy Daniels' review of the movie

Well, now I have to watch it. 

Quincy Jones Says That Marlon Brando And Richard Pryor Were Lovers, And Pryor’s Widow Has Come Forward To Emphatically Confirm It


I think my favorite quote from the story: 

" 'It was the ’70s! Drugs were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you’d f*ck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning,' she said."

Followed closely by:

"Come on, man. He did not give a f*ck! You like Brazilian music?"