Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Feb 25, 2018 10:25:01 GMT -5
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Feb 25, 2018 13:57:01 GMT -5
Parasitic worm study axed after couple's buttocks end up in tabloids
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 2, 2018 13:12:17 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 6, 2018 7:47:37 GMT -5
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 7, 2018 11:36:30 GMT -5
Woman tries to open plane cabin door during flight, while shouting 'I am God, I am God'
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 8, 2018 9:09:17 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 8, 2018 10:33:35 GMT -5
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Mar 9, 2018 16:16:37 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 10, 2018 9:16:16 GMT -5
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 10, 2018 18:30:13 GMT -5
If he converts to Bokonism, would he change his name to Vanilla Ice Nine? |
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Post by Desert Dweller on Mar 11, 2018 2:20:37 GMT -5
"Runaway Zebra killed by Car in Phoenix Suburb"
Which, of course, was quickly followed by
"Zebra death in Arizona leads to protests at Ostrich Festival"
This one went through many headline changes, it is now a more banal "Zebra Death at Ostrich Festival Spurs Debate"
Still though, those are some quality headlines.
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 11, 2018 6:29:48 GMT -5
'Nun dies in court while fighting convent sale to Katy Perry'
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 11, 2018 22:04:36 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 12, 2018 11:11:56 GMT -5
'Nun dies in court while fighting convent sale to Katy Perry' I knew Katy Perry was aligned with some dark forces, I just underestimated how powerful she's become. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 12, 2018 11:13:16 GMT -5
To me that belongs in surprising/not surprising headlines. I was raising my eyebrows as I went along and then I hit that last word and it's like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense." |
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Mar 12, 2018 18:55:36 GMT -5
"The Super Monster Wolf is going to be mass produced starting next month" Well, that's reassuring. |
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 17, 2018 9:50:43 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 19, 2018 9:43:54 GMT -5
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 28, 2018 13:32:25 GMT -5
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Post by sarapen on Mar 29, 2018 5:43:00 GMT -5
Researchers got a computer to "hallucinate" and then learn to play “Doom" while tripping
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2018 16:41:04 GMT -5
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2018 16:42:15 GMT -5
(though really, what's surprising about people being assholes to children?)
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 30, 2018 20:43:57 GMT -5
This headline missed it, but he also sued her grandparents (who weren't even on the scene of the accident) I guess for raising her wrong? |
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2018 22:11:04 GMT -5
This headline missed it, but he also sued her grandparents (who weren't even on the scene of the accident) I guess for raising her wrong? There should be a law where people who do shit like this have to include this information into any on-line dating profiles "M/26, financial manager, I like skiiing and long walks on the beach. Canadian law requires that I state that I once tried to sue a ten year old after I tripped over her bike" |
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monodrone
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Post by monodrone on Apr 3, 2018 9:53:18 GMT -5
CAUGHT DEAD HANDED: North-east clairvoyant shocked after fraudster impersonated her and tried to con people out of cash
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 3, 2018 13:01:29 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 3, 2018 13:33:18 GMT -5
"Shocked golfers spot topless man 'having sex' with 9th hole on course while 'pleasuring himself' with flag pole"
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 4, 2018 14:32:46 GMT -5
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Apr 14, 2018 13:31:55 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 15, 2018 12:24:36 GMT -5
"Nearly 1,400 Sharks Spotted In Mysterious Gathering Off East Coast"
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