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Post by Ben Grimm on Aug 29, 2019 18:45:45 GMT -5
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. (The above also applies to billionaires) |
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Post by Trurl on Sept 11, 2019 8:50:21 GMT -5
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Post by Tellyfier on Sept 26, 2019 7:22:17 GMT -5
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Post by Ben Grimm on Nov 19, 2019 22:05:23 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Nov 20, 2019 13:29:56 GMT -5
Was just about to post that in the unsurprising headlines thread. |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Nov 20, 2019 14:17:25 GMT -5
Was just about to post that in the unsurprising headlines thread. I debated that one or this one for a while. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Dec 10, 2019 22:16:33 GMT -5
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Post by Prole Hole on Dec 11, 2019 7:19:36 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 12, 2019 19:36:32 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Lucan on Dec 13, 2019 1:25:37 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Dec 17, 2019 12:39:14 GMT -5
Iowa homeowner says his swastikas, Confederate flags aren't racist"They don't know their history, evidently," Stark said. "That's the only reason I can think of that they can think anything bad about it—they don't know their history." ...is there something in the water in Iowa, between this guy and Steve King? I mean, Iowa wasn't even a border state. Half of Iowa is north of parts of Canada. What "history" was he taught?
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Post by Nudeviking on Dec 19, 2019 7:14:28 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Dec 20, 2019 14:52:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ben Grimm on Dec 20, 2019 14:58:54 GMT -5
Nah, Hormel exhumed him for reasons; they wouldn't say why but they're advertising a new Jungle sausage. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jan 21, 2020 7:07:31 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jan 22, 2020 11:44:14 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jan 24, 2020 13:27:43 GMT -5
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jan 24, 2020 14:14:21 GMT -5
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Post by Nudeviking on Jan 28, 2020 23:35:15 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jan 31, 2020 22:24:58 GMT -5
Agents make a percentage of their clients pay, right? Being Nick Cage’s agent might be the best job in the world. |
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Feb 1, 2020 12:13:30 GMT -5
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 11, 2020 10:23:48 GMT -5
Boris Johnson Thinks It's A Good Idea To Build A Bridge Between Scotland And Ireland, Conveniently Ignoring 1m tonnes Of WWII Munitions That Might Prove To Be A Bit Of A ProblemHe doesn't have a good reputation when it comes to grandiose infrastructure projects, it's worth mentioning. He was going to build a new airport in the Thames on man-made islands. Remember that anyone? No? Then there was going to the bridge he wanted to build between England and France, until representatives of the shipping industry pointed out it would be a bad ideal to dump a bunch of concrete pillars in the middle of the world's busiest shipping lane. Oh and the London Garden Bridge project, which managed to spend £43million without a single rivet being placed before the entire project fell apart (some nice parties though, apparently). Build a bridge between Scotland and Ireland? He couldn't even build a bridge between London and London...
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Feb 28, 2020 13:30:38 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 6, 2020 10:22:29 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 6, 2020 11:03:50 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 17, 2020 8:42:48 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 17, 2020 9:06:23 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 17, 2020 9:15:56 GMT -5
DAMMIT DOC
I think I still have a small amount of faith in humanity and it surprises me the depths we can still hit?
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