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Post by Pastafarian on May 18, 2018 7:57:29 GMT -5
On the book "Call of the Wild":
"As a general rule, I don't like dogs. Not one bit, I am a cat lover and PROUD OF IT, so naturally I didn't think I'd like this book very much. I was so wrong. Call Of The Wild is simply beautiful. Though it is told in third person past-tense, you can really feel the dog, Buck speaking to the reader, his thoughts clearly displayed with wonderful accuracy though the pages.
Oh yes, the pages. The main reason I don't read a lot of classics is that I am turned off by the length. Sorry, but I don't have time to read 400 pages of THE SAME BOOK.
This book is less the a hundred pages, and yet covers years of Buck's life very accurately."
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Post by Pastafarian on May 20, 2018 8:25:17 GMT -5
On "The Bridge on the River Kwai"
"out of 5 stars: One Star
Powerful men discussing a bridge for three hours."
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Post by Pastafarian on May 21, 2018 11:53:13 GMT -5
On NY Times' Lemon Souffle Recipe:
"Superb recipe. So light and fluffy it feels like a tangy cloud! My wife hates me and life is meaningless. Be sure to be careful with the variety of lemon because it can sometimes be too tart. Good luck!"
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Post by Pastafarian on May 27, 2018 9:17:42 GMT -5
On "The Sopranos":
0 out of 5 stars - Time with the psychiatrist is BORING.
ByAmazon Customeron April 27, 2016
Too much nudity and profanity. Time with the psychiatrist is BORING.
1.0 out of 5 stars - Hated to hate it.
ByDaniel K Roseberryon August 6, 2014
Gave this series that I had heard so much about, three episodes. My wife and I both could appreciate why so many friends liked it, however we could not get past the regular nudity, raunchy language, and extreme graphic violence. We looked at each other in dispointment and knew the series was beneath us on several levels. God forbid that we should be entertained by such base material without blushing!
1.0 out of 5 stars - One Star
ByClaudiaon October 9, 2015
I dont like mafia movies
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Post by Prole Hole on May 28, 2018 8:35:07 GMT -5
On Aluminium foil: Amazon Review, 5th May 2012
In many ways, I was raised by the cinema of the 80s. I was an especially big fan of the film Robocop. "One day," I would think, "I too will be a Robot police officer". As the years went by and I grew older, and the hopeful dreams of my childhood vanished into the distance, I resigned myself to the fact that being a robot was not a realistic life goal and devoted myself with single-minded determination to becoming a law enforcement officer. After years of hard work and sacrifice I was awarded my badge, and with my first police officer wage I decided to treat myself to a few DVDs from Amazon. It was then I saw the product that would change my life forever- Vogue Aluminium Foil.
Thanks to Vogue Aluminium Foil, which measures a hedonistic 75 metres and glistens with the hypnotising shimmer of a moonlit desert oasis caught by a breeze, the dreams of my childhood have now been realised. When I wrap my naked body in this lush, extravagant foil I feel transformed, and I wander the streets, mostly at night, fighting crime. While my official position as a member of the police has been revoked as a direct result of these actions, my current life as a robot vigilante is far more rewarding. Dreams really can come true.
Thankyou, Vogue Aluminium Foil. 5 stars. Highly recommended.
443 people found this helpful
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 10, 2018 11:37:21 GMT -5
On "Call Me By Your Name": Rotten Tomatoes Review, April 29, 2018
Joanne S 1/2 star out of 5
Too much sex, too much fruit, too much sex with fruit, very boring!
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 9, 2018 8:48:05 GMT -5
On "The Hottie and the Nottie": Amazon Review, October 25, 2009
5.0 out of 5 stars OMG. I LOVE YA PARIS!!!
ByKodyon
Paris Hilton again amazes the audience with a truly masterful performance. she shows us why she has the determination and the talent to become one of Hollywood's finest actresses.
next, i'd like to congratulate tom Putnam for showing us that he has the leadership and skill to rise among the ranks of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg.
i can't remember the last time i laughed throughout the entirety of a film. this movie gets two big thumbs up for originality, and the best acting in 2008 so far. move aside Indiana Jones, make way for one of the all time greats in the movie industry.
cheers Paris
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Post by Mrs David Tennant on Aug 9, 2018 8:54:17 GMT -5
On Aluminium foil: Amazon Review, 5th May 2012 In many ways, I was raised by the cinema of the 80s. I was an especially big fan of the film Robocop. "One day," I would think, "I too will be a Robot police officer". As the years went by and I grew older, and the hopeful dreams of my childhood vanished into the distance, I resigned myself to the fact that being a robot was not a realistic life goal and devoted myself with single-minded determination to becoming a law enforcement officer. After years of hard work and sacrifice I was awarded my badge, and with my first police officer wage I decided to treat myself to a few DVDs from Amazon. It was then I saw the product that would change my life forever- Vogue Aluminium Foil. Thanks to Vogue Aluminium Foil, which measures a hedonistic 75 metres and glistens with the hypnotising shimmer of a moonlit desert oasis caught by a breeze, the dreams of my childhood have now been realised. When I wrap my naked body in this lush, extravagant foil I feel transformed, and I wander the streets, mostly at night, fighting crime. While my official position as a member of the police has been revoked as a direct result of these actions, my current life as a robot vigilante is far more rewarding. Dreams really can come true. Thankyou, Vogue Aluminium Foil. 5 stars. Highly recommended. 443 people found this helpful The part of this that really gets me is the "443 people found this helpful". I'm picturing 443 people roaming the streets at night wrapped in foil. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 4, 2018 17:54:35 GMT -5
On "Ocean's 8": Amazon Review, August 5, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars I want to rob a bank for feminism!
By Alissa Butleron
Format: Prime Video
I loved this movie. I was amazing. I walked out of the theater wanting to rob a bank for feminism. Everyone should watch this movie.
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Post by Tellyfier on Sept 5, 2018 2:53:32 GMT -5
On Mercenaries, a 2014 Mockbuster (of the Expendabelles, which isn't out to this day) made by The Asylum. So bad reviews are abound but this one has a weirdly specific complaint:
"Everything is wrong. Settings completely wrong. None of the characters look remotely like Uzbeks. Kindly look up Uzbekistan and its natives and you'll find a whole lot of info."
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 15, 2018 10:23:39 GMT -5
On BNL's "Another Postcard": YouTube comment:
Sploogmaster2
4 years ago
I remember years ado, my cousin asked for a naked lady for his birthday. My uncle got him a Barenaked Ladies CD. We all laughed.
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 16, 2018 10:35:03 GMT -5
On "Santa Baby, I Want A Bad Boy For Christmas" Amazon Review January 1, 2016
3.0 out of 5 stars I Want A Baby For Valentine's Day
By Jessica Iskey
I struggled with deciding how many stars to give this. I realize that it's a novella and it's meant to be a short read. For the most part, it was good. It's written very nicely. No editing problems. However, I just couldn't get into it.
Morgan, the main character, is lonely. It's Christmas time and she doesn't have the money to fly home. She's "stuck" at her apartment with her roommates who she's friends with. Now, I can understand her being upset if she was all alone or if she and her roommates didn't get along. Morgan's in a bad mood because she recently broke up with the guy she was dating. So, jokingly, she sits on a drunken Santa's lap and asks for a man with a list of traits that she's looking for. The man playing Santa is a regular at the bar she works at. He says ok. She's puzzled. How can he get her a man for Christmas? Lo and behold on Christmas Eve in walks the man of her dreams. He had her at 'Hello darling'. She talks with him, they go out to eat, and head back to his place for some merry making. This is all in one night.
First off, I've spent a lot of holidays alone. It's lonely,yes, but it doesn't kill you. I'm still here. If I had friends to hang out with, like Morgan, who'd help me with my breakup and keep me from loneliness, I'd be elated! Morgan's problem is that she wants a man, and not just any man, to fill her void. Then, she talks about not wanting to be stereotyped as being easy but she meets this guy who she doesn't know from Adam and sleeps with him!! She ate her own words. Now I know that in books or on tv it's not sexy to stop in the heat of passion to put a condom on. But I couldn't stop thinking that after I read this, I'll be reading I Want A Baby For Valentine's Day! One more thing, her man, Gunnar. I just couldn't get into him. I thought he was kind of creepy and calling her darling? I kept imaging him wearing a cowboy hat and boots and talking with a Texas drawl.
In the end, I'm left with questions. Was the drunken Santa the REAL Santa? (Yes, I know Santa is fiction!) Did he send her her man? Or maybe he worked for Gunnar? A higher power, maybe? Or was it all a coincidence? I guess we'll never know.
To sum this up, it's a fast paced book with fast paced actions. If you like your books & characters like this, this one's for you!!
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Dec 16, 2018 16:26:24 GMT -5
Oh an egg cooker:
I feel like every review should've opened with "THIS THING SCREECHES". Would've been good to know. I thought "the timer will sound" meant a pleasant little ding or chime or I would've even been okay with a short elephant trumpet, but instead this tiny but mighty cooker will put out a continuous, shrill, miniature SIREN. What is it Lassie!?!? Is it the world's smallest hurricane flood warning? Are the tornadoes coming!? Is there a fire!??
No it's your eggs, they're cooked, because some designing genius thought, you know what folks want to hear as they rouse gently from slumber and prepare their breakfast in the lazy morning? A shrill-af non-stop siren that'll raise your cortisol and maybe gnaw a bit into your mental health. If growing up you ever dashed to open the Microwave before it hit 0, just to spare yourself and your roommates the alarm from that loud microwave beep, boy is this the adult version for you.
I'm honestly surprised not more people have remarked on this. Everyone is like oh good eggs! Perfect poach! Mm eggs! Gee yea the eggs taste good when going down with my heart medication bc that bugger shriek still makes my breath catch. I live in dread of it now. But I also want eggs.
And I guess this does make eggs. It's $20. It's a fun size that fits well on the counter. The poached eggs not gonna lie come out a bit ...ugly looking, but I just want eggs. Softboiled delivers as promised. The lines seem pretty accurate, I've found when I go above or under them, the cook does vary appropriately (under/over).
So I'll keep it for now until I'm rich enough to afford a better one and also therapy for the siren that haunts my dreams.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Dec 23, 2018 16:59:32 GMT -5
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Dec 23, 2018 17:01:56 GMT -5
Comment from Youtube video for "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock:
Chris Spicer
8 months ago
Won't lie, I practiced this song for a year, nailed it on karaoke night
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Dec 23, 2018 17:19:04 GMT -5
Amazon review of As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner:
M Murray
1.0 out of 5 stars Choose something newer or with fewer characters.August 12, 2016
Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase
Gave up on this book after 3 chapters. Made no sense. My son tried to read it as well, he gave up a bit after I did.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Dec 23, 2018 17:28:53 GMT -5
I think I've posted this before, but it's an all-time classic:
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 6, 2019 0:40:56 GMT -5
On "No Country For Old Men" Amazon Review March 31, 2008
bernie (xyzzy)
2.0 out of 5 stars A cheap Fargo knockoff
A pointless program with pointless scenes starting from nowhere and going to nowhere. This could pass time but it has no social redeeming value. All there is is violence for violence sake and then maybe not for that. Dogs get shot and we have to drive in 80’s vehicles.
The actors must have been hard up for a film to make. Same people are major ascots and all I can think is that someone must have had something on them because you could not pay them enough to compromise their career.
It is the primitive pre-cell 80’s. The unsuspecting good greedy victim was decided to be made a two true Vietnam (60’s) person; this is supposed to make him cunning and maybe dangerous. I spent two tours and I am anything but cunning or dangerous. And I never saw a Remington 700BDL (designed for snipers.) Not saying they did not exist but we did things the old fission way with M14’s (No bolts) accurate enough for Government work.
On the plus side is that the Texas country was beautiful and Tommy Lee Jones can still make an interesting face.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Jan 8, 2019 4:50:15 GMT -5
From Amazon reviews for Citizen Kane:
Amy Hayes
1.0 out of 5 stars
I want my money back!!
July 16, 2018
Format: Prime VideoVerified Purchase
Awful!! Couldn't get past the first awful minute of dark troubling musicand video. Please refund my money!
Roy E. Oetting
1.0 out of 5 stars
What a disappointment a movie about a useless man probably to politically ...
April 10, 2018
Format: Prime Video
I watched this because it is part of history. What a disappointment a movie about a useless man probably to politically assassinate a real journalist. Just change from two stars to one star.
Amazon Customer
2.0 out of 5 stars
find another movie
May 27, 2015
Format: Prime Video
Vastly over rated film. Roger Ebert listed this as one of the ten best movies ever made which is why I rented it. The plot is implausible and predictable. Scenes which featured opera included singing which actually hurt my ears!
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Jan 8, 2019 15:56:50 GMT -5
On "No Country For Old Men" Amazon Review March 31, 2008 bernie (xyzzy) 2.0 out of 5 stars A cheap Fargo knockoffA pointless program with pointless scenes starting from nowhere and going to nowhere. This could pass time but it has no social redeeming value. All there is is violence for violence sake and then maybe not for that. Dogs get shot and we have to drive in 80’s vehicles. The actors must have been hard up for a film to make. Same people are major ascots and all I can think is that someone must have had something on them because you could not pay them enough to compromise their career. It is the primitive pre-cell 80’s. The unsuspecting good greedy victim was decided to be made a two true Vietnam (60’s) person; this is supposed to make him cunning and maybe dangerous. I spent two tours and I am anything but cunning or dangerous. And I never saw a Remington 700BDL (designed for snipers.) Not saying they did not exist but we did things the old fission way with M14’s (No bolts) accurate enough for Government work. On the plus side is that the Texas country was beautiful and Tommy Lee Jones can still make an interesting face. There's a germ of truth in this. Some people really are major ascots. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 12, 2019 19:24:13 GMT -5
On "The Sopranos", NY Times Comment Section Jan 8, 2019
bigdoc northwest
I think "All in the Family" was a much better show and one did not need cable to see it. In that sense it was much more egalitarian. It was great in how it depicted lower middle-class WASPs as ignorant, racist, clueless, and dumb. It was one of the few shows, besides the "Beverly Hill Billies" which ridiculed WASPs, in contrast to the many diatribes that present Italian-Americans, African-Americans and Latinos in a bad light. I think we should bring back these two great shows. Deliverance is also worth seeing.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Jan 14, 2019 13:05:55 GMT -5
On "The Sopranos", NY Times Comment Section Jan 8, 2019 bigdoc northwest I think "All in the Family" was a much better show and one did not need cable to see it. In that sense it was much more egalitarian. It was great in how it depicted lower middle-class WASPs as ignorant, racist, clueless, and dumb. It was one of the few shows, besides the "Beverly Hill Billies" which ridiculed WASPs, in contrast to the many diatribes that present Italian-Americans, African-Americans and Latinos in a bad light. I think we should bring back these two great shows. Deliverance is also worth seeing. In terms of his definition of WASP, he is "technically" correct. Which is of course the best kind of correct. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Jan 19, 2019 1:21:56 GMT -5
On "No Country For Old Men" Amazon Review March 31, 2008 bernie (xyzzy) 2.0 out of 5 stars A cheap Fargo knockoffA pointless program with pointless scenes starting from nowhere and going to nowhere. This could pass time but it has no social redeeming value. All there is is violence for violence sake and then maybe not for that. Dogs get shot and we have to drive in 80’s vehicles.The actors must have been hard up for a film to make. Same people are major ascots and all I can think is that someone must have had something on them because you could not pay them enough to compromise their career. It is the primitive pre-cell 80’s. The unsuspecting good greedy victim was decided to be made a two true Vietnam (60’s) person; this is supposed to make him cunning and maybe dangerous. I spent two tours and I am anything but cunning or dangerous. And I never saw a Remington 700BDL (designed for snipers.) Not saying they did not exist but we did things the old fission way with M14’s (No bolts) accurate enough for Government work. On the plus side is that the Texas country was beautiful and Tommy Lee Jones can still make an interesting face. I think I've found a review which pairs quite nicely with this one. Amazon review for Gotti (2018): Bruce Winning 5.0 out of 5 stars There is so much about this movie that I appreciate
January 5, 2019 Format: Prime Video Verified Purchase First, I finally after a week of movies that were not 5.1 surround I got a theater quality movie. That was 7 movies that were not 5.1. I prefer the 1.78 but I also like 5.1. That made the music on this one so excellent and nostalgic. The music of the seventies and eighties were actually very good. And, third, the automobiles were so large and superior. There were all kinds of Cadillacs and Lincolns. When I saw the 1970 Coupe De Ville I was very gratified. Now, fourth, I like the violence. To me this is the most important aspect of a movie that I want to watch. There is shooting. There is punching and kicking. I had confidence that I would finally find another 5.1 before paying my annual fee this month. I will no longer worry about getting a 5.1 from Amazon Prime Video and sit back and enjoy a few 1.78 movies. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Jan 19, 2019 1:36:41 GMT -5
Some more Amazon reviews of Gotti (2018):
flycentro
5.0 out of 5 stars
And the Oscar goes to...... John Travolta
September 24, 2018
Format: Prime Video
Ray Liotta who? Goodfellas what? Move over Godfather 1 and 2 because there is a new mob movie that is taking over as king of the mountain. Travolta is Gotti.. I kept forgetting that I wasnt watching the real man on survellance instead of a movie. What Eddie Murphy did for Ray Charles in that movie is what Travolta did for Gotti. This is a great film from start to finish. I didnt watch all of it because the Cub game was on and they need every win for the playoffs, but the first five minutes were awesome and had me wanting more. I probably wont ever be able to watch the rest of it because of work and so many house repairs ive got going on and then Christmas is coming and all of that stuff. Hopefully this will be on TBS one night when Im retired and I can watch the rest of this genius film. Im only 28 now so who knows if TBS will even be around then though. Gotti represents Queens but I was raised out in Brooklyn..
Patrick H.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Spot on!!!
December 20, 2018
Format: Prime Video
People that rate this a 1, are looking at this as just a movie... this is not just a movie it is a documentary as well.. Its a TRUE story.. I hear some say they couldn't keep up.... well you just don't know the character's, and are ignorant of what has happened in real life. Educate yourselves a little!! This move was spot on!! Not only did he look like Gotti, but I think he played him to a "T". those that don't understand the mafia world, just wont understand that.. go watch your romantic comedies....
If you don't like this movie, you just don't understand it... its not the movie...it is you lack of knowledge.
Excellent movie...
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 22, 2019 20:04:05 GMT -5
On "Roma" Rotten Tomatoes Review Jan 6, 2019
0 stars
A thundering derivative exercise in cinematic self pleasuring. A complete bore with the oh so original story of an unwed mother and an upper class housewife whose husband leaves her for a younger woman. Wow. What a turkey. I just watched Glibes and had to laugh my ass off he got Best Director. Director if what? Traffic? The five minute shots of parking the family clunker in the car park was the height of excitement here. Tedious. And the homage to Felini's 8 1/: is a shameless attempt at saying, "see how much I know about the masters". But it doesn't make him one. Whatever. He goes home anointed as a genial Director tonight. But I had to join tomatoes just to post my grievance. And all the adulatory comments here are made by folks who seriously should get counseling if they honk this is great cinema. I know plenty of film people in the biz and have worked with five Academy Award winners. Many inside the biz secretly say how awful this turd ??. Oh well it made me a Rotten Tomatoes member so maybe there was a point to this colossal waste of time. I'd like to punch the director in the face for abusing my intelligence in this way.
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 7, 2019 19:37:54 GMT -5
On "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" Amazon Review July 27, 2002
Angie
1.0 out of 5 stars Havnt seen....
Format: DVD
I havnt seen this movie but it REALLY sounds like stephan kings tommyknocker like the sound of it made me think of that book right away. Its a movie I've only seen once to.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Feb 21, 2019 7:23:16 GMT -5
From Amazon reviews for Catwoman (2004) sefriendlyguy 5.0 out of 5 stars a new cat like life!August 13, 2017 Format: DVDVerified Purchase catwoman starts off with a young women working in the art department of a skin care company, it seems she can never make the man in charge happy with her drawings, Sharon stone play his wife, her husband is a player and a women chaser and never a committed guy halley berry, at this point she is still the art person, walks in on a conversation about the side affects of a shin cream the company is going to release, she trys to run and hide in the ducts of the company and one of the security guys is told to flush the pipes which goes out into the ocean or a cliff, and this ends up killing the art person and what she heard, so the shin company and there secret is taking care of! is it really? later, a bunch of cats find her and there is one particular cat shows up, his name is midnight the cat does what most people may think, he breathes into halley's dead body, like most cats, they have nine lives, midnight gives halley , now catwomen a new life as a women and part cat after she figures out how to live as a cat and there ways of doing things, she decides to go after the person or person's that killed her, she finds love in her life for the firs time with a cop ( Benjamin Pratt) he finds out with certain things, the women he is dating is actually cat woman, than more things happen and catwomen finds the person she has been looking at and ends there life like they ended hers, come to find out , that was wrong you need to watch this show for the beauty of halley berry and the ageless one sharon stone it will keep you interested in the movie from start to finish! Miss Kate Beckett Parker 5.0 out of 5 stars Great fun movie, bring on the sequel
September 3, 2008 Format: DVDVerified Purchase I saw this movie on DVD because they never brought it to our cinema. I subsequently tried to purchase it on DVD but that order never arrived. I must have Patience's bad luck with this movie! Either way, I am determined to own it because it's a really fun movie and has a plausible storyline that actually makes sense to me, is thought-provoking and is not overdone or over-acted, contrary to what some reviewers say. I believe those reviewers probably watched a different movie - or are of the comic-book fan crowd who hated the movie before they even saw it. All the actors delivered fine performances. I especially liked the tie-in with the history of cats, which lent credibility to the plot. One of my favorite scenes is actually not of Halle as catwoman but when Patience (revived) and Lone play basketball - it looked really cool. I read what Halle said about the movie when accepting her Razzie - although I believe she didn't really mean it (besides what else could she say) especially since she later said she would consider doing a sequel. I say 'bring it on' WB! DSMom 5.0 out of 5 stars Great, and sexyJune 19, 2010 Format: DVDVerified Purchase I have always liked the Catwoman character. I remember watching the old Batman & Robin shows-(does that date me?)I loved Eartha Kit, but thought Julie Newmar was great too. Halle Berry takes Catwoman to a whole new level. She studied cats so much that in the movie you believe that she is a Cat Woman! She plays it so realistically, if I can say that and make sense. She moves just like I've watched my cats. They own the world, don't take commands unless they want to and are sweet and playful when they are in the mood. Ms. Berry puts a LOT of sensuality into her version that it looks like there has never been another. Of course, you have to remember that, not only is this a movie, or a TV show, but that this is a much later time in cinema than they were allowed to do even in movies. With that liberty, Berry takes it to the limit and past it! I could hardly believe that she or anyone else could move like that (outside of a 'Gentleman's Club." She is perfect and the movie itself is really interesting. It's well done and keeps you glued to the screen. I wish that I'd watched in on the silver screen-I bet that was mind blowing. Guess I'll just have to wait until I can afford a gigantic screen. Definitely worth seeing and well worth it to buy-that was you will always have this great movie on tap. Carlos Moreno 5.0 out of 5 stars VERY ENTERTAININGMay 4, 2006 Format: DVDVerified Purchase I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THE COMMENTS OF SOME PEOPLE ABOUT THIS MOVIE. I LOVED THIS MOVIE, SPECIALLY FOR SHARON STONE, I'M A BIG FAN OF HER, AND SHE LOOKED TOTALLY DELICIOUS IN THIS MOVIE. SADLY SHE WAS NOT THE CATWOMAN [  ] BUT THE BAD, COLD AND CALCULATOR VILLAIN GIRL, STILL I LOVED HER PERFORMANCE. THE MOVIE WASN'T THE BEST OF ALL, BUT IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WATCHED AND BE ENTERTAINING WITH A LOT OF ACTION, GOOD SHOTS AND VISUAL EFFECTS. THIS MOVIE WAS NOT INTENDED TO WIN ANY OSCAR OF ANY KIND, BUT THE SPECIAL VISUAL EFFECTS MAYBE. IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOU THINKING ABOUT ANY PROFOUND SUBJECT, BUT TO ENTERTAIN YOU. IT MIGHT NOT BE EXACTLY THE ORIGINAL PLOT AS THE COMIC, FOR EXAMPLE, CATWOMAN WAS NOT A BLACK WOMAN, BUT ON THE TV SHOWS OF THE 1960'S, JULIE NEWMAR A WHITE WOMAN AFTER SHE LEFT THE SHOW, WAS REPLACED BY EARTHA KITT A BLACK WOMAN. THE POINT IS THAT AFTER SEVERAL TWISTS HERE AND THERE, THE MOVIE WAS INTENDED JUST TO HAVE FUN, NOT MUCH LESS THAN A DISNEY OR ANY ANIMATED OR SUPER HERO MOVIE! OR MATRIX, ARMAGEDDON, BOBSPONGE, ETC, YOU MENTION IT. THERE'S NOT A HUGE DRAMA, DEEP MEANINGS, SHOCKING TRUE STORY OR ANYTHING REVEALING, THAN JUST A VERY SIMPLE PLOT TO HAVE YOU ENJOYING HALLE BERRY AND SHARON STONE, IN THEIR HOT OUTFITS. THIS MOVIE IS MADE FOR FUN THAT'S IT. THE MOVIE WAS GOOD IN ITS GENRE. I THINK THAT MANY PEOPLE IS JUST FORGETTING HOW TO ENJOY THEMSELVES!!!! THAT BEEN SAID, IT IS PROBABLY THAT THEY HAVE FOUND ALSO ATROCIOUS THE MOVIE "BAMBI" IT WAS VERY SIMPLE BUT BEAUTIFUL TOO. IF I NEED TO BE PROFOUND I READ THE BIBLE. movie lover 5.0 out of 5 stars hallie berry is queen of catwomen
February 12, 2005 Format: DVD this movie is great i loved it it had great action'fun'humor'love story'actors & actress'and it is exciting and sexy please don't lisen to the people who are so negitaive they can't tell from a good movie or a bad movie so are the critics.but lets not talk about the sensles people. i also bought bought my 2 buds a copy couple of day a go the saw and told me they loved it. please see it for your two eye.great movie:) |
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Post by monodrone on Feb 21, 2019 7:33:59 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 21, 2019 12:14:37 GMT -5
From Amazon reviews for Catwoman (2004) Holy shit, that was quite the journey. |
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] BUT THE BAD, COLD AND CALCULATOR VILLAIN GIRL, STILL I LOVED HER PERFORMANCE. THE MOVIE WASN'T THE BEST OF ALL, BUT IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WATCHED AND BE ENTERTAINING WITH A LOT OF ACTION, GOOD SHOTS AND VISUAL EFFECTS. THIS MOVIE WAS NOT INTENDED TO WIN ANY OSCAR OF ANY KIND, BUT THE SPECIAL VISUAL EFFECTS MAYBE. IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOU THINKING ABOUT ANY PROFOUND SUBJECT, BUT TO ENTERTAIN YOU. IT MIGHT NOT BE EXACTLY THE ORIGINAL PLOT AS THE COMIC, FOR EXAMPLE, CATWOMAN WAS NOT A BLACK WOMAN, BUT ON THE TV SHOWS OF THE 1960'S, JULIE NEWMAR A WHITE WOMAN AFTER SHE LEFT THE SHOW, WAS REPLACED BY EARTHA KITT A BLACK WOMAN. THE POINT IS THAT AFTER SEVERAL TWISTS HERE AND THERE, THE MOVIE WAS INTENDED JUST TO HAVE FUN, NOT MUCH LESS THAN A DISNEY OR ANY ANIMATED OR SUPER HERO MOVIE! OR MATRIX, ARMAGEDDON, BOBSPONGE, ETC, YOU MENTION IT. THERE'S NOT A HUGE DRAMA, DEEP MEANINGS, SHOCKING TRUE STORY OR ANYTHING REVEALING, THAN JUST A VERY SIMPLE PLOT TO HAVE YOU ENJOYING HALLE BERRY AND SHARON STONE, IN THEIR HOT OUTFITS. THIS MOVIE IS MADE FOR FUN THAT'S IT. THE MOVIE WAS GOOD IN ITS GENRE. I THINK THAT MANY PEOPLE IS JUST FORGETTING HOW TO ENJOY THEMSELVES!!!! THAT BEEN SAID, IT IS PROBABLY THAT THEY HAVE FOUND ALSO ATROCIOUS THE MOVIE "BAMBI" IT WAS VERY SIMPLE BUT BEAUTIFUL TOO. IF I NEED TO BE PROFOUND I READ THE BIBLE.
