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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 15:11:35 GMT -5
Please compile all posts (via links or screencaps) of Nintendrones going hogwild beyond belief in the threads.
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1. post must be from an ardent Nintendo fanatic
2. they have to be absolutely going nuts, the nuttier the better for the purpose of this thread
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 18:04:53 GMT -5
Jealousy is a Sickness... get well soon!   |
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 15, 2021 18:41:10 GMT -5
Honestly I thought my recent Persona shilling was much more annoying.
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 16, 2021 9:11:22 GMT -5
Any rate, if you want to talk about the many goods and services provided to us by the fine people at Nintendo I would be happy to oblige. Did you know that that the new Nintendo Switch OLED model (MSRP $349.99/Β£309.99/AU$539) includes a larger kickstand, expanded internal storage, and an eye popping 7-inch OLED display? It's perfect for when you want to take your play on the go! Available October 8th--Preorder yours today! Thanks, Furukawa-san!
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 18, 2021 9:25:11 GMT -5
Strap on your Master Sword and take to the skies in the new Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD! Whether you're new to this Nintendo classic or an experienced veteran Skyward Sword HD's remastered graphics and updated combat system will have you walking on air...literally! Can't wait for my copy to arrive! Thanks, Furukawa-san!
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 18, 2021 18:34:03 GMT -5
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 19, 2021 10:00:37 GMT -5
Mods: petition for new custom title of "TIF's Top NintenDawg." Froh can be "Top NintenDawg's BNFFF (Best Nintendo Fan Friend Forever)." Thanks, Furukawa-san!
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 19, 2021 15:40:14 GMT -5
Mods, petition to rename this thread The Official NintenDAWG POUND.  ![]() |
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 19, 2021 17:01:47 GMT -5
the more memes you post the more soy you are
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 19, 2021 17:41:04 GMT -5
Uh, Dawgs, looks like we got a Sonic fan in the thread. What do we say to Sonic fans?  jk!!!  Don't worry, MPC, it's all in good fun. Even dirty Sonic fans are welcome in the Pound  . Thanks, Furukawa-san! |
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Post by patbat on Jul 20, 2021 13:23:40 GMT -5
This is more "Nintendrones on Twitter Going Hogwild," but I don't understand the criticism that the base model Steam Deck only comes with 64GB onboard memory. That is exactly how much onboard memory the OLED Switch will have. Both consoles have microSD slots, so you can add as much storage space as you want. People are acting like you have to splash out on one of the SSD model Decks if you want more memory, which as far as I can tell is completely untrue. On the other hand, if you wanted an SSD in your Switch, as far as I'm aware you're SOL.
I dunno, it just seems like people are irrationally angry at Valve for making the Switch Pro that Nintendo declined to make for some reason?
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 20, 2021 15:18:43 GMT -5
This is more "Nintendrones on Twitter Going Hogwild," but I don't understand the criticism that the base model Steam Deck only comes with 64GB onboard memory. That is exactly how much onboard memory the OLED Switch will have. Both consoles have microSD slots, so you can add as much storage space as you want. People are acting like you have to splash out on one of the SSD model Decks if you want more memory, which as far as I can tell is completely untrue. On the other hand, if you wanted an SSD in your Switch, as far as I'm aware you're SOL. I dunno, it just seems like people are irrationally angry at Valve for making the Switch Pro that Nintendo declined to make for some reason? I think the issue is a) since it is billed as basically a Switch Pro, on which you finally could conceivably play some monster 100GB+ games, it's weird that the onboard storage is so paltry, and b) at least Switches have game cards, which alleviate the storage requirements a (little, tiny) bit. Still, if you want to cram what amounts to a decently powered PC into a handheld and still have it retail for $400 something has to give so I don't see much point in complaining about the storage. |
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 20, 2021 16:51:44 GMT -5
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 20, 2021 17:36:19 GMT -5
MPC, which Nintendo console do you think has the best Guilty Gear games? I'm partial to Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R on the Nintendo Switch myself because then I'm free to take all that pulse pounding 2D fighting action on the go!
ETA: OMG! Almost forgot: Thanks, Furukawa-san!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 18:26:32 GMT -5
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 20, 2021 18:39:47 GMT -5
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Post by LazBro on Jul 22, 2021 19:20:56 GMT -5
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jul 22, 2021 22:58:53 GMT -5
On the one hand Mario is very good; on the other hand I'm kind of opposed to smartwatches on principle, and Swiss-made watches are way overpriced* these days. Looks pretty cool, though. *To the extent that they're driving up the price of good Japanese-made automatics--which once upon a time were supposed to be the high quality affordable alternatives to Swiss watches--into the $600-$1000 range, but that's a rant for another time. |
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 23, 2021 21:17:16 GMT -5
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Post by Invisible Goat on Jul 23, 2021 22:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 24, 2021 10:30:32 GMT -5
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Post by Invisible Goat on Jul 24, 2021 11:12:00 GMT -5
In light of this new information I am forced to agree with MPC that May is Character of the Year
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 25, 2021 6:13:21 GMT -5
there is a sol figure coming soon. will this evntually lead to a may figure?  |
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Post by liebkartoffel on Nov 11, 2021 15:43:32 GMT -5
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Nov 29, 2022 19:46:47 GMT -5
well well well what do you have to say for daddy nintendo now
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Post by liebkartoffel on Dec 1, 2022 18:01:49 GMT -5
Nintendaddy can do no wrong.
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Post by patbat on Jan 17, 2023 22:02:58 GMT -5
My wife and I started playing Pokemon Violet last night and holy shit, you guys. Holy shit. Unbelievable that a Nintendo first-party game was released in this state. The graphical glitches and framerate are shockingly bad on our vanilla Switch--if this were not a Pokemon game it would NOT be at 72 on Metacritic, honest reviews would have it at half that or less. I know there's another major patch coming next month, but it shouldn't have been necessary in the first place. There is no excuse for a game this basic and non-resource-intensive to run this fuckin' poorly.
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Post by liebkartoffel on Jan 18, 2023 15:44:14 GMT -5
My wife and I started playing Pokemon Violet last night and holy shit, you guys. Holy shit. Unbelievable that a Nintendo first-party game was released in this state. The graphical glitches and framerate are shockingly bad on our vanilla Switch--if this were not a Pokemon game it would NOT be at 72 on Metacritic, honest reviews would have it at half that or less. I know there's another major patch coming next month, but it shouldn't have been necessary in the first place. There is no excuse for a game this basic and non-resource-intensive to run this fuckin' poorly. Yeah, it's rough. Like you said, if the graphics were ambitious that would be one thing, but so much of the game looks like it's straight out of the GameCube era--just fugly mud-brown hills with the same tiled texture over and over again. Breath of the Wild came out five years ago and looks and runs 10x better. |
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Post by patbat on Jan 18, 2023 20:50:57 GMT -5
My wife and I started playing Pokemon Violet last night and holy shit, you guys. Holy shit. Unbelievable that a Nintendo first-party game was released in this state. The graphical glitches and framerate are shockingly bad on our vanilla Switch--if this were not a Pokemon game it would NOT be at 72 on Metacritic, honest reviews would have it at half that or less. I know there's another major patch coming next month, but it shouldn't have been necessary in the first place. There is no excuse for a game this basic and non-resource-intensive to run this fuckin' poorly. Yeah, it's rough. Like you said, if the graphics were ambitious that would be one thing, but so much of the game looks like it's straight out of the GameCube era--just fugly mud-brown hills with the same tiled texture over and over again. Breath of the Wild came out five years ago and looks and runs 10x better. I know, right? Pokemon Legends: Arceus was a year ago, and that game runs like a dream. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Jan 19, 2023 3:39:21 GMT -5
My wife and I started playing Pokemon Violet last night and holy shit, you guys. Holy shit. Unbelievable that a Nintendo first-party game was released in this state. The graphical glitches and framerate are shockingly bad on our vanilla Switch--if this were not a Pokemon game it would NOT be at 72 on Metacritic, honest reviews would have it at half that or less. I know there's another major patch coming next month, but it shouldn't have been necessary in the first place. There is no excuse for a game this basic and non-resource-intensive to run this fuckin' poorly. How is it still that bad? Hasn't it been out for a month or two at this point? Did they not have multiple patches to try and fix that shit? |
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