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Post by Desert Dweller on Jan 17, 2014 12:22:19 GMT -5
Thanks! For maybe the first time ever I actually cancelled on rehearsals for the next two days.
Good luck to you!
Yes, when I saw that headline I, too, read it as someone who fails to stay in bed all day, even when trying. Glad to see I'm not alone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 12:25:25 GMT -5
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Post by Mrs. Peel on Jan 17, 2014 12:33:39 GMT -5
When I was working at the ACLU as a law clerk, we all loved "ACLU Defends Neo-Nazis' Right to Burn Down ACLU Headquarters".
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Post by Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sartorius on Jan 17, 2014 13:56:28 GMT -5
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Post by Desert Dweller on Jan 17, 2014 17:28:23 GMT -5
I loved that Netflix one. Definitely should have been too close for comfort for Netflix.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Jan 18, 2014 6:35:06 GMT -5
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Post by Inamine on Jan 21, 2014 15:28:53 GMT -5
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Post by Invisible Goat on Jan 21, 2014 16:53:31 GMT -5
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Post by Professor Snugglesworth on Jan 21, 2014 19:12:22 GMT -5
I came here just to see if it was posted yet. |
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Post by Cerusee on Jan 29, 2014 10:15:23 GMT -5
Bwahahahahaha! The question is, are you Paul, or Larry? I'm definitely Paul. |
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Post by Chicanery on Jan 29, 2014 10:31:43 GMT -5
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Post by Douay-Rheims-Challoner on Jan 29, 2014 11:52:34 GMT -5
The question is, are you Paul, or Larry? I'm definitely Paul. Definitely Paul most of the time. I was Larry one time, but that was back in vanilla when I was a guild leader of a raiding guild and lost my temper. |
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Post by guacamole on Jan 31, 2014 14:58:59 GMT -5
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Post by Professor Snugglesworth on Jan 31, 2014 21:54:15 GMT -5
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Post by Arundel on Feb 1, 2014 3:53:28 GMT -5
An awful lot of Onion articles get my goat. (An expression that is truly strange but I'm too lazy to Google). This one didn't get my goat as much as others have, you have to be actually somewhat accomplished and successful for it to sting. But the Onion often does sting with articles like this. In a good way! "No, I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype" said Alison Portchnik to Alvy Singer in Annie Hall. I myself felt like quite the special snowflake in the 90's, in my twenties, when the Internet was nascent and didn't yet have the ability to crush my spirit in quite that satirical way. To be profiled as a "type". Inneresting. |
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Post by hoosierswaitress on Feb 10, 2014 22:50:19 GMT -5
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Post by Douay-Rheims-Challoner on Feb 19, 2014 14:20:42 GMT -5
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Post by silentspy on Feb 19, 2014 15:38:45 GMT -5
Missing Girl, Probably RapedThe fake story is about a girl at Indiana University and goes over all the terrible things that "probably" happened to her - but considering that just three years ago a female student from Indiana University went missing and still hasn't been found, it strikes too close too home and a bit tactless.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2014 20:13:51 GMT -5
Hey, if that two-title plan was changed to include Law and Order: Criminal Intent and In the Loop, I would get that. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Feb 25, 2014 15:22:27 GMT -5
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 12, 2014 18:11:12 GMT -5
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Post by Great Boo's Up on Mar 12, 2014 19:37:36 GMT -5
I can't find it and I'm not going to look for it, but there was one article about how Daddy was going to sleep for a long time and that his kids hoped he would wake up later, and it upset me so much to read that I had to call my wife to talk me down from a low-level anxiety attack. Seriously, fuck that article. |
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Post by buhnonymous on Mar 13, 2014 7:58:06 GMT -5
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Mar 13, 2014 8:06:23 GMT -5
I am so sending this to my mom, she'd identify with it. |
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Post by DisgracedFormerFootModel on Mar 13, 2014 14:00:27 GMT -5
The closest I've gotten to being offended by the Onion was when they did the opinion piece "written" by JonBenet Ramsey about how she's in heaven and everything's OK. There was no real point to it or major joke. It was really fucking weird.
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Post by hoosierswaitress on Mar 13, 2014 19:16:56 GMT -5
I can't find it and I'm not going to look for it, but there was one article about how Daddy was going to sleep for a long time and that his kids hoped he would wake up later, and it upset me so much to read that I had to call my wife to talk me down from a low-level anxiety attack. Seriously, fuck that article. Oh, I know the one you mean; "Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box" or something like that. I can't read it without tearing up and now that I'm a father it's just worse. The worst. |
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