LazBro
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Post by LazBro on Jan 15, 2014 14:12:14 GMT -5
Identifying when real life imitates The Onion is a time-honored AV Club commentariat tradition. But what about when your life imitates The Onion, and it's a little too close for comfort? Share your shame! "Sixth Beer Steps In to Speak for Area Man" |
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Post by thecausticgospel on Jan 15, 2014 14:20:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2014 14:58:36 GMT -5
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Post by Hawkguy on Jan 15, 2014 15:24:50 GMT -5
Mr. Autumn Man
just replace sweater with heavy blazer and coffee wit seasonal beer
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2014 15:35:31 GMT -5
Mr. Autumn Man
just replace sweater with heavy blazer and coffee with seasonal beer And super hot Erik Adams with hot Hawkguy? |
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Post by tragicallyludicrous on Jan 15, 2014 15:46:54 GMT -5
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Post by Inamine on Jan 15, 2014 15:52:03 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2014 16:01:09 GMT -5
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Jan 15, 2014 16:01:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Jan 15, 2014 16:04:28 GMT -5
I kept expecting a Polanski joke that never came. |
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Post by thecausticgospel on Jan 15, 2014 16:17:39 GMT -5
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Post by Miller is guesting on Jan 15, 2014 16:46:53 GMT -5
Former Editor Can't Believe Shit College Newspaper Is Printing: www.theonion.com/articles/former-editor-cant-believe-shit-college-newspaper,2153/ I know the person who wrote this, he was on the same college newspaper as me and it is absolutely about that newspaper and, ahem, some of its former editors. Everything in it is 100 percent true metaphorically and in some cases literally. Painful, painful stuff. |
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Post by Douay-Rheims-Challoner on Jan 15, 2014 16:55:27 GMT -5
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Post by DisgracedFormerFootModel on Jan 15, 2014 17:38:03 GMT -5
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Jan 15, 2014 17:54:42 GMT -5
This one describes me in the other grammatical sense: sometimes on weekends I think "I'm just gonna spend all day in bed doing nothing!" But it never works out. |
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Jan 15, 2014 18:18:54 GMT -5
This one describes me in the other grammatical sense: sometimes on weekends I think "I'm just gonna spend all day in bed doing nothing!" But it never works out. That's how I read the title initially! Describes me every Saturday. |
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Post by Great Boo's Up on Jan 15, 2014 18:24:16 GMT -5
Former Editor Can't Believe Shit College Newspaper Is Printing: www.theonion.com/articles/former-editor-cant-believe-shit-college-newspaper,2153/ I know the person who wrote this, he was on the same college newspaper as me and it is absolutely about that newspaper and, ahem, some of its former editors. Everything in it is 100 percent true metaphorically and in some cases literally. Painful, painful stuff. Oh wow, I hadn't read this one before, but that hits right home, that does. "Goddammit, there used to be a much higher quality of comics page at this paper!" |
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Post by Great Boo's Up on Jan 15, 2014 18:27:12 GMT -5
Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' My brother really liked the reboot, and I once flat out told him, "You don't understand, Star Trek is supposed to be boring!" and then showed him The Motion Picture (which is actually my favorite in the series, even if Wrath of Khan is better). |
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Post by dＬᵒ on Jan 15, 2014 18:31:10 GMT -5
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Jan 15, 2014 18:49:54 GMT -5
Former Editor Can't Believe Shit College Newspaper Is Printing: www.theonion.com/articles/former-editor-cant-believe-shit-college-newspaper,2153/ I know the person who wrote this, he was on the same college newspaper as me and it is absolutely about that newspaper and, ahem, some of its former editors. Everything in it is 100 percent true metaphorically and in some cases literally. Painful, painful stuff. I was in charge of two features at my college newspaper: the calendar of events and the crossword. I reinvented the calendar, turning it into a nutty festival of jokes, trivia facts, and filler. One time I did a "choose your own adventure" calendar where, instead of chronology, events were ordered by "If you think this kind of music is too pretentious, turn to..." As for the weekly crossword, I invented that section and designed all the puzzles myself. My college newspaper doesn't have either a crossword or a calendar anymore. Nobody else could write crosswords, and the calendar got replaced by a feature assigning AV-Club-style letter grades to the previous week's parties. Really. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2014 20:39:31 GMT -5
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Post by dＬᵒ on Jan 15, 2014 20:42:18 GMT -5
Back in '99 was drinking Pabst ironic yet? |
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Post by ComradePig on Jan 15, 2014 22:39:43 GMT -5
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Post by Esse Quam Videri on Jan 15, 2014 22:55:16 GMT -5
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Post by Arundel on Jan 16, 2014 0:43:06 GMT -5
Identifying when real life imitates The Onion is a time-honored AV Club commentariat tradition. But what about when your life imitates The Onion, and it's a little too close for comfort? Share your shame! "Sixth Beer Steps In to Speak for Area Man"Oh god. For me, it's usually the tenth to sixteenth, on the Internet. |
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Post by Clancy's Personal Researcher on Jan 16, 2014 8:22:31 GMT -5
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Post by Smacks on Jan 16, 2014 13:47:31 GMT -5
Former Editor Can't Believe Shit College Newspaper Is Printing: www.theonion.com/articles/former-editor-cant-believe-shit-college-newspaper,2153/ I know the person who wrote this, he was on the same college newspaper as me and it is absolutely about that newspaper and, ahem, some of its former editors. Everything in it is 100 percent true metaphorically and in some cases literally. Painful, painful stuff. I was in charge of two features at my college newspaper: the calendar of events and the crossword. I reinvented the calendar, turning it into a nutty festival of jokes, trivia facts, and filler. One time I did a "choose your own adventure" calendar where, instead of chronology, events were ordered by "If you think this kind of music is too pretentious, turn to..." As for the weekly crossword, I invented that section and designed all the puzzles myself. My college newspaper doesn't have either a crossword or a calendar anymore. Nobody else could write crosswords, and the calendar got replaced by a feature assigning AV-Club-style letter grades to the previous week's parties. Really. Writing crosswords is so hard! I did one for my company's newsletter once and I said never again. |
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Jan 16, 2014 14:48:51 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Andre on Jan 17, 2014 8:00:14 GMT -5
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Post by Desert Dweller on Jan 17, 2014 11:55:51 GMT -5
This one describes me in the other grammatical sense: sometimes on weekends I think "I'm just gonna spend all day in bed doing nothing!" But it never works out. I've been sick for a month and only managed to get one day in bed. Which explains why I've been sick for a month. Once again, Trurl, I sympathize. You'd think having pneumonia would make people more sympathetic, right? Here's the downside of working from home. My boss doesn't give a crap that I am miserably sick with pneumonia. Because, hey, sitting a desk 9 hours a day isn't strenuous, right? |
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