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Post by Great Boo's Up on Mar 13, 2014 22:55:21 GMT -5
I can't find it and I'm not going to look for it, but there was one article about how Daddy was going to sleep for a long time and that his kids hoped he would wake up later, and it upset me so much to read that I had to call my wife to talk me down from a low-level anxiety attack. Seriously, fuck that article. Oh, I know the one you mean; "Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box" or something like that. I can't read it without tearing up and now that I'm a father it's just worse. The worst. YEAH, that was the one. I was just wrecked when I read that over my lunch break at work. You know, I will defend to the death the right of anyone to make comedy out of anything, but that doesn't mean I can't say "Fuck whoever for writing this." |
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Post by DisgracedFormerFootModel on Mar 14, 2014 12:15:20 GMT -5
Welp, I made the mistake of Googling the one about the father, and found a whole TV Tropes page for depressing Onion headlines. I felt the need to share because I didn't want that hanging over my head. That said, there's no way in hell I'm posting the link. The little blurb to one was enough for me to tear up at my desk. Oh, Friday...
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Apr 21, 2014 12:14:06 GMT -5
![]() Four years of ever-heightening dread of entering the real world and finding a job finally coming to fruition. Yay!  |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 8:45:36 GMT -5
This is ten hundred times funnier after having read the long discussion in the GOT expert comments about male gaze v female gaze. |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 9:16:40 GMT -5
Ugh. Both of these. Dr. BFF and her Dr. Husband just had their second kid. I don't want the kids, but goddamn it! Stop accomplishing shit! |
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Post by The Prighlofone on May 20, 2014 10:42:33 GMT -5
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Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
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Post by Chancellor Puddinghead on May 28, 2014 23:02:54 GMT -5
I like Sears. It's the only place at the mall where you can buy tires. |
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Post by Hachiman on May 29, 2014 1:15:34 GMT -5
I like Sears. It's the only place at the mall where you can buy tires. I used to live near a random standalone Sears. It was in the city, but nowhere near a mall. I went there quite often because it was just such a ghost-town that it made shopping a breeze. |
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Post by Professor Snugglesworth on May 29, 2014 5:01:59 GMT -5
God dammit. And my family dog (a golden, no less) died just two months ago.
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Post by Hachiman on May 29, 2014 23:49:20 GMT -5
God dammit. And my family dog (a golden, no less) died just two months ago. I'm sorry to hear that. That story reminded me of when my sister's rabbit got sick and she was upset because she couldn't afford to surgery to keep it alive. I was not nearly as supportive to her as it was a rabbit. |
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Post by Dr. Dastardly on May 30, 2014 12:13:20 GMT -5
God dammit. And my family dog (a golden, no less) died just two months ago. Oh my God, that story was brutal. |
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