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Post by Generic Poster on Oct 19, 2014 18:23:40 GMT -5
Thread title is pretty self-explanatory. For example:
Today, I managed to change the light bulb in one of my car's headlights without having a screaming, tool-throwing fit.
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Post by ganews on Oct 19, 2014 22:00:01 GMT -5
I measured a new personal best for mileage filling up the car today: 38.4 mpg, versus the previous 38.3.
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Post by The Prighlofone on Oct 19, 2014 22:59:57 GMT -5
MY NEW ROOTS GIF!
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Post by Nudeviking on Oct 20, 2014 1:29:47 GMT -5
Ordering food over the phone in a language other than my native language and subsequently receiving that food.
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Post by Pedantic Editor Type on Oct 20, 2014 8:30:46 GMT -5
In 2007 I won two headline writing awards (at the newspaper I was fired from ... got notice of one after I'd been fired, even...)
One of them I basically put the story in the paper JUST so I could write the headline. It was about Tony Blair receiving a vote of no confidence, and my headline was "Labour's love lost".
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Oct 20, 2014 8:53:31 GMT -5
I figured out how to enable the cheat console in Dragon Age without Internet help.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Oct 20, 2014 13:47:11 GMT -5
I set up my bicycle on a trainer and have been able to do about an hour of riding a day on moderate difficulty without my ankle imploding.
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Post by LazBro on Oct 20, 2014 13:53:31 GMT -5
After the move this past summer and midway through a massive job of breaking down boxes, I got fed up with the stickiness of my blade, so I took apart my utility knife and installed a fresh blade all without cutting myself or spending an embarrassing amount of time.
I'm the least handy person I know and felt proud for hours.
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Oct 20, 2014 14:10:51 GMT -5
Ordering food over the phone in a language other than my native language and subsequently receiving that food. I used to watch a Jeopardy-like trivia show in France, where the host speaks impossibly fast. If I could understand anything he said, it was an accomplishment. One day there was a category about the crusades, and I understood everything, I was yelling answers at my TV that the contestants didn't know.
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Post by HipsterDBag on Oct 20, 2014 17:47:19 GMT -5
Yesterday, I got a 8192 in 2048. I feel like I've accomplished everything I need to in life now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2014 17:50:48 GMT -5
Yesterday, I got a 8192 in 2048. I feel like I've accomplished everything I need to in life now. Yeah, hang it up - you're done. Seriously though, that's amazing and I'm jealous.
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Post by HipsterDBag on Oct 20, 2014 17:56:20 GMT -5
Yesterday, I got a 8192 in 2048. I feel like I've accomplished everything I need to in life now. Yeah, hang it up - you're done. Seriously though, that's amazing and I'm jealous. I've probably played this game, on average, 90 minutes a day every day since June. All for this:
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Oct 20, 2014 18:38:36 GMT -5
I am slowly getting the basement cleaned out.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2014 19:26:23 GMT -5
Any video game I have ever beat.
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Oct 20, 2014 19:53:48 GMT -5
Getting moderately attractive women to sleep with me.
My innate inability to win radio station call-in contests.
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Post by Lemminkainen on Oct 20, 2014 20:20:42 GMT -5
As an elementary schoolboy, I won two chess tournaments in the same day.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Oct 21, 2014 5:51:37 GMT -5
Minor accomplishments I'm inordinately proud of are probably the only things motivating me that aren't based on guilt or boredom.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Oct 21, 2014 5:57:45 GMT -5
My latest is that I'm proud of my foresight the other day in immediately volunteering to take a later connecting flight out of Baltimore. For just hanging around the airport an extra 3.5 hours I got a $556 voucher from Southwest.
The voucher/credit must be used within 12 months, which has a spillover accomplishment in that it is helping me narrow down where/what I'll do for vacations next year instead of constantly changing my mind every couple of months.
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Post by monodrone on Oct 21, 2014 7:03:54 GMT -5
At one point in time I was ranked in the top 10 out of >10,000 on a level of Super Hexagon for iOS. SO DAMN PROUD.
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Post by Generic Poster on Oct 21, 2014 9:15:45 GMT -5
Yesterday, I got a 8192 in 2048. I feel like I've accomplished everything I need to in life now. This isn't a minor accomplishment at all!
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Post by HipsterDBag on Oct 21, 2014 10:52:47 GMT -5
Getting moderately attractive women to sleep with me. My innate inability to win radio station call-in contests. How do you do that first one? Seriously jealous.
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Post by Invisible Goat on Oct 21, 2014 11:06:35 GMT -5
Thread title is pretty self-explanatory. For example: Today, I managed to change the light bulb in one of my car's headlights without having a screaming, tool-throwing fit. I did that last month! It really is a satisfying experience.
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Post by Smacks on Oct 21, 2014 11:10:14 GMT -5
Getting moderately attractive women to sleep with me. My innate inability to win radio station call-in contests. How do you do that first one? Seriously jealous. Be a genuine, honest person and say nice things that you really mean.
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Post by Generic Poster on Oct 21, 2014 13:19:02 GMT -5
How do you do that first one? Seriously jealous. Be a genuine, honest person and say nice things that you really mean. This is no place for clear and sensible advice, Smacky!
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Post by haysoos on Oct 21, 2014 13:34:15 GMT -5
Today I managed to get through my entire lunch without spilling gravy on my sweater. This is a very rare occurrence. Usually I can manage to get gravy on my shirt even if I'm not having gravy.
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Post by outforawalk on Oct 21, 2014 13:49:01 GMT -5
Yesterday I voluntarily got two shots (flu and TDap), and I didn't even faint!
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Post by dLᵒ on Oct 21, 2014 17:40:33 GMT -5
At one point in time I was ranked in the top 10 out of >10,000 on a level of Super Hexagon for iOS. SO DAMN PROUD. HOLY SHIT have you been contacted to pilot alien spacecraft al a the Last Starfighter?
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Post by Great Unwashed on Oct 22, 2014 5:25:42 GMT -5
When I devised my custom lopsided 4-4-2 in Pro Evolution Soccer 4, and soon had opposing defenders collapsing in on my midfield who could then release the left wing into a near unpopulated backfield to wreak havoc. Even moreso when I found I could use the L2+X offside trap hot button combination to create a high-pressing defence.
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Post by monodrone on Oct 22, 2014 5:27:41 GMT -5
At one point in time I was ranked in the top 10 out of >10,000 on a level of Super Hexagon for iOS. SO DAMN PROUD. HOLY SHIT have you been contacted to pilot alien spacecraft al a the Last Starfighter? I had hoped but that honour is reserved for top 5ers only. The flash bastards.
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Post by Murray the Demonic Skull on Oct 22, 2014 17:11:28 GMT -5
I used to watch a Jeopardy-like trivia show in France, where the host speaks impossibly fast. If I could understand anything he said, it was an accomplishment. One day there was a category about the crusades, and I understood everything, I was yelling answers at my TV that the contestants didn't know. Questions pour un champion ! Julien Lepers does speak insanely fast . I'm pretty sure he's on cocaine. " TOP : Je suis un célèbre chevalier de la première croisade au statut quasi légendaire. Connu comme le Chevalier au Cygne, ma statue orne la Place Royale de Bruxelle... Je refuse le titre de Roi de Jérusalem, après l'avoir conquise, au profit de celui, plus humble, d'Avoué du Saint-Sépulcre. Je meurs empoisonné après avoir mangé une pomme de cèdre offerte par l'émir de Césarée... je suis... je suis ?".
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