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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 11, 2015 20:50:29 GMT -5
These posts just made me realize, I have no clue who is starting for the Jets at QB right now. Oh god, I'm so far out of the NFL loop, because of work. It feels wrong, but also very liberating. Ryan Fitzpatrick is expected to start for the first four games. Depending on his performance, that may or may not change after the Jets' fifth week bye. The plan is, assuming Fitzy is just moderate enough, the reigns will be given back to Geno Smith. If Chan Gailey works his FitzMAGICK, it'll be Fitzy bombing it down to Brandon Marshall all the way to the Super Bowl. So, I dunno. We'll see. Reportedly, Geno was making a lot of good progress with Marshall. But now that Jace Amaro is no longer playing this season, I'm going to temper my expectations for our passing game, and rely entirely on Chris "Can't Miss" Ivory.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2015 0:55:43 GMT -5
Geno Smith Chan Gailey Brandon Marshall Ryan Fitzpatrick Chris Ivory
One of those is not like the other.
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 12, 2015 11:59:28 GMT -5
Geno Smith Chan Gailey Brandon Marshall Ryan Fitzpatrick Chris Ivory One of those is not like the other. Geno Smith is inactive, as I had mentioned?
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Sept 13, 2015 9:50:21 GMT -5
Geno Smith Chan Gailey Brandon Marshall Ryan Fitzpatrick Chris Ivory One of those is not like the other. Brandon Marshall is good at football?
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Sept 13, 2015 9:59:12 GMT -5
Predictions for your favorite team's record this season, anyone? In spite of noteworthy additions at skill positions on the offense, I predict a small step back for Buffalo this season, record-wise, and a bigger step back prospects-of-actually-being-good-in-the-future-wise. Bills go 8-8, and finish third in their division, entering next offseason with a declining Mario and Kyle Williams, difficulties in signing Dareus long term, and still no answer at QB. For Week 1, a suspended Dareus will keep Buffalo from effectively pressuring Andrew Luck, and the Bills' offense will not be able to keep up at all, in a thoroughly disappointing 35-10 home loss to start the season.
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Post by Squanchy on Sept 13, 2015 10:57:57 GMT -5
Predictions for your favorite team's record this season, anyone? In spite of noteworthy additions at skill positions on the offense, I predict a small step back for Buffalo this season, record-wise, and a bigger step back prospects-of-actually-being-good-in-the-future-wise. Bills go 8-8, and finish third in their division, entering next offseason with a declining Mario and Kyle Williams, difficulties in signing Dareus long term, and still no answer at QB. For Week 1, a suspended Dareus will keep Buffalo from effectively pressuring Andrew Luck, and the Bills' offense will not be able to keep up at all, in a thoroughly disappointing 35-10 home loss to start the season. Bears floor: 3-13 Bears ceiling: 7-9 It's going to be a hell of a rebuilding season folks.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Sept 13, 2015 12:52:57 GMT -5
Oh hey, the Bills are up 7-0, on Tyrod Taylor's first TD pass and Percy Harvin's first TD reception as Bills. Yay! On the other hand, there were four games that CBS could have shown today. Dolphins-Washington, Texans-Chiefs, Browns-Jets, and Colts-Bills. Of course, you would think, the AFC champions would be shown in any neutral market, especially since they're playing against the only other team to have a winning record last year. But apparently CBS broadcasting the Bills is completely anathema to CBS, as the Dolphins and Racistslurs are my CBS game. Goddammit, CBS.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Sept 13, 2015 15:40:22 GMT -5
Holy shit, the Bills actually won, and were fairly dominant, even.
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 13, 2015 17:29:18 GMT -5
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackers
holy shit i'm fucked up
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Sept 13, 2015 19:36:22 GMT -5
Predictions for your favorite team's record this season, anyone? In spite of noteworthy additions at skill positions on the offense, I predict a small step back for Buffalo this season, record-wise, and a bigger step back prospects-of-actually-being-good-in-the-future-wise. Bills go 8-8, and finish third in their division, entering next offseason with a declining Mario and Kyle Williams, difficulties in signing Dareus long term, and still no answer at QB. For Week 1, a suspended Dareus will keep Buffalo from effectively pressuring Andrew Luck, and the Bills' offense will not be able to keep up at all, in a thoroughly disappointing 35-10 home loss to start the season. Giants I can see going anywhere from 4-12 to 10-6 and sneaking in as a wild card. More realistically, a 6-10 repeat or a marginal 7-9 improvement if some of the rookies on defense develop faster then expected.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2015 23:14:47 GMT -5
Geno Smith Chan Gailey Brandon Marshall Ryan Fitzpatrick Chris Ivory One of those is not like the other. Brandon Marshall is good at football? You won! What you won is the bills looking good but still missing the playoffs because of some heartbreaking loss in the 2nd half of the season!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2015 23:18:20 GMT -5
Prediction for the pats? At least an AFC championship spot. Gronk goes for near 15 TDs and cements himself as the greatest TE of all time, before he is even 30. Brady is a top 5 QB, the defense will bend so very much, but only slightly break. Dion Lewis will infuriate every Fantasy player in some way. Worst case scenario assuming they stay relatively healthy? A wild card spot at around 10-6, best case scenario? The pats come out with a fire under their ass similar to 07 and tear a new hole in everyone and hopefully don't face the giants in the SB this time.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Sept 13, 2015 23:32:08 GMT -5
Prediction for the pats? At least an AFC championship spot. Gronk goes for near 15 TDs and cements himself as the greatest TE of all time, before he is even 30. Brady is a top 5 QB, the defense will bend so very much, but only slightly break. Dion Lewis will infuriate every Fantasy player in some way. Worst case scenario assuming they stay relatively healthy? A wild card spot at around 10-6, best case scenario? The pats come out with a fire under their ass similar to 07 and tear a new hole in everyone and hopefully don't face the giants in the SB this time. only 15 TDs for Gronk? He's already a fifth of the way there.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2015 0:59:13 GMT -5
Prediction for the pats? At least an AFC championship spot. Gronk goes for near 15 TDs and cements himself as the greatest TE of all time, before he is even 30. Brady is a top 5 QB, the defense will bend so very much, but only slightly break. Dion Lewis will infuriate every Fantasy player in some way. Worst case scenario assuming they stay relatively healthy? A wild card spot at around 10-6, best case scenario? The pats come out with a fire under their ass similar to 07 and tear a new hole in everyone and hopefully don't face the giants in the SB this time. only 15 TDs for Gronk? He's already a fifth of the way there. it is the steelers. When has he not scored 3 TDs against them?
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 14, 2015 17:49:14 GMT -5
My buddy asked me what did I think was going to happen a few minutes before the game began. I told him, "I don't know what the Jets are going to be like, but I have a very good feeling that an injury is going to take McCown out, and we'll be treated to some Johnny Football today."
That did not take long to happen.
It is at this point that I am confident to say that the Jets will go 16-0 this year, and their hard-hitting defense will be the reason why we're going to see more backup QBs this year. So, good news, Pats fans, looks like you'll get some Jimmy Garapolo action this year afterall!
Also, Chris Ivory is a god damn beast.
Brandon Marshall stripping that interception away back from the Clowns? That is a sign of everything to come this year for us.
Here come the hot Jets, people.
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Post by Not a real doctor on Sept 14, 2015 20:06:57 GMT -5
I'm going to prognosticate 11 wins this season for my beloved Bungles but the streak of first-round playoff losses will continue. Still better than the old Riverfront stadium, grocery bag on the head days of my father's Bengals.
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 14, 2015 21:39:33 GMT -5
I'm going to prognosticate 11 wins this season for my beloved Bungles but the streak of first-round playoff losses will continue. Still better than the old Riverfront stadium, grocery bag on the head days of my father's Bengals. It's like all you need is one miraculous year where Andy Dalton is better than he is, even slightly. I was about to say, if he was as good as that one year Jay Cutler was hot shit, but then I got distracted by my own Wiki-search into Cutler's background, and now I'm glad to report that Cutty was born in a town called 'Santa Claus, Indiana.' It is named that because the original name, 'Santa Fe' was already registered as a town with the USPS -- prior to the invention of the ZIP Code system. A town meeting was held, and they decided on 'Santa Claus.' I guess my point is, Jay Cutler is a fucking joke, and Andy Dalton is due for a year where he moves past the first round of the playoffs. C'mon, Ginger Rocket! You got A.J. Fuckin' GREEN, man! Make that shit happen!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2015 15:10:43 GMT -5
I wanted to see the JPP stump. I saw the JPP stump. What was I thinking?
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 17, 2015 18:07:42 GMT -5
I wanted to see the JPP stump. I saw the JPP stump. What was I thinking? For some reason, it was bandaged middle finger that made me most ill, and not the actual digit (and thumb top) as one would think. Though, I did love his tweet about the whole off-field controversy: "I can't remember the last time my index finger got me a sack. "
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2015 0:36:38 GMT -5
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 18, 2015 13:15:24 GMT -5
Dear Chiefs fans,
I am sorry about your 4th quarter collapse.
Sincerely,
A Packers fan
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 20, 2015 16:58:43 GMT -5
I started Tony Romo over Carson Palmer on my fantasy team.
I hope Tony Romo is decapitated by a harrier jet.
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 20, 2015 18:21:56 GMT -5
I started Tony Romo over Carson Palmer on my fantasy team. I hope Tony Romo is decapitated by a harrier jet. That would be Week 15, and I don't know anyone harrier than this guy:
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 20, 2015 18:46:40 GMT -5
I started Tony Romo over Carson Palmer on my fantasy team. I hope Tony Romo is decapitated by a harrier jet. Well, I got my wish. That was the worst football game I have ever watched in my life.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Sept 20, 2015 20:34:08 GMT -5
Hate to be the stereotypical Giants fan that complains that it's all over waaay too early but, UGGGH this is gonna be a long dreary season.
On the bright side, their special teams look better than they have in ages.
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 20, 2015 20:43:32 GMT -5
Hate to be the stereotypical Giants fan that complains that it's all over waaay too early but, UGGGH this is gonna be a long dreary season. On the bright side, their special teams look better than they have in ages. The NFC East is the biggest clusterfuck in the entire NFL right now, which is a surprise given that the NFC South continues to exist.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2015 20:46:02 GMT -5
Are there any Ravens fans here for me to make fun of?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 0:10:21 GMT -5
EVERY TIME! EVERY DAMN TIME! Every time the Bills fans get HYPE about their team, every time it feels like this might be the year they can finally break the playoff drought, they always bite off more than they can chew and want to beat the patriots. Bills fans were chanting "We want Brady", WELL YOU FUCKING GOT HIM! 466 YARDS AND THREE MUTHA FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS! Oh, sure the score was close, but they got their asses whooped for 3/4ths of the game.
I don't feel pity for you anymore, Bills and Bills fans(except rando, we cool). I enjoy these wins so much, I know it destroys you on the inside and destroys your morale. Yeah, it is punching down for the pats. It is like taking candy from a baby, like a high school kid beating up an elementary school kid, AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. The best part Bills, you aren't even special, these games happen all the damn time for the Pats. You, the jets, the dolphins, Texans, Bengals, Tebow, Andrew Luck colts etc. etc. I've stopped having as big a passion for football as I previously had, because it is violent game that wears down the people who play it. Literally shrivels up their brains. That is hard to swallow and a thing that makes me feel ashamed of to be a fan. BUUUUUUUUUUUUT this type of game just throws all out that window. It is glorious seeing arrogant fucks who have no reason being arrogant fall back down to earth!
EMBRACE THE HATE, PATS. FULL VILLAIN MODE! GROW SOME MUSTACHES SO YOU CAN TWIRL THEM! Brady 754 passing yards and 7 TDs, Brady in 07 576 passing yards and 6 TDs with 1 interception. Goodell didn't finish the job, and Tom Brady FU tour 15 IS UNDERWAY!
Rex, we cool though, you at least always admit when you suck.
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 21, 2015 6:20:56 GMT -5
EVERY TIME! EVERY DAMN TIME! Every time the Bills fans get HYPE about their team, every time it feels like this might be the year they can finally break the playoff drought, they always bite off more than they can chew and want to beat the patriots. Bills fans were chanting "We want Brady", WELL YOU FUCKING GOT HIM! 466 YARDS AND THREE MUTHA FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS! Oh, sure the score was close, but they got their asses whooped for 3/4ths of the game. I don't feel pity for you anymore, Bills and Bills fans(except rando, we cool). I enjoy these wins so much, I know it destroys you on the inside and destroys your morale. Yeah, it is punching down for the pats. It is like taking candy from a baby, like a high school kid beating up an elementary school kid, AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. The best part Bills, you aren't even special, these games happen all the damn time for the Pats. You, the jets, the dolphins, Texans, Bengals, Tebow, Andrew Luck colts etc. etc. I've stopped having as big a passion for football as I previously had, because it is violent game that wears down the people who play it. Literally shrivels up their brains. That is hard to swallow and a thing that makes me feel ashamed of to be a fan. BUUUUUUUUUUUUT this type of game just throws all out that window. It is glorious seeing arrogant fucks who have no reason being arrogant fall back down to earth! EMBRACE THE HATE, PATS. FULL VILLAIN MODE! GROW SOME MUSTACHES SO YOU CAN TWIRL THEM! Brady 754 passing yards and 7 TDs, Brady in 07 576 passing yards and 6 TDs with 1 interception. Goodell didn't finish the job, and Tom Brady FU tour 15 IS UNDERWAY! Rex, we cool though, you at least always admit when you suck. I watched that game at a bar with a whole lotta Pats fans. When some of them started shouting about how close the Bills came to catching up, I shook my head and thought to myself "These guys must be bandwagoners, because they've never seen a Rex Ryan-Pats game before. He's going to lose this one in spectacular fashion." That INT pretty much sealed it, and I said to Ma Freshenmeyer, 'typical Rex.'
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 21, 2015 9:02:12 GMT -5
WOOOOO PACKERS
After last week's horrible run defense they looked...pretty dang good! Only allowing 40 yards to Lynch is pretty incredible.
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