Video game talk, anyone?

I am currently playing 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim and you know what? It’s so goddamn fun.

The thing that most impresses me about the game is that it does so much with so little. Your dumb AAA game will use a jillion teraflops to simulate the hairs on an NPC’s ass and put in so much work on stuff that doesn’t really add to the gameplay experience. But this game has the opposite philosophy: it pares down everything to the bare bones, which means at the mechanical level it’s actually a very simple game. However, it uses its very spare depiction of its world to make it feel like we’re playing in a much larger universe.

The game is about a group of high school kids who fight an invasion of kaiju by piloting massive human-shaped robots. You play the game in two different modes that you can switch between: a battle mode and a story mode.


The battle mode is set during the climactic showdown between the kaiju and the robots. You pick six pilots and slowly fight through each phase of the invasion on a real-time strategy map. You can also switch your team’s lineup, upgrade weapons, pick abilities to use, and do general RPG stuff.

This part of the game is decent enough. There are little animations that play when you try to decide what weapons or abilities to use, but as you can see from the image above, the map itself is very simplified. I don’t hate the existing battle mode that we got, and even enjoy the fights, but with the addition of a little more flash, the play experience could have been upgraded for me from “fun” to “ecstatic.”

I want to see mechs wrestling monsters while around them a city gets blasted to smithereens. I want to see my giant robot get knocked through a building and then take cover in a crater formed by a missile bombardment. I want to feel like I’m in a giant robot anime, by damn!


But the story mode delivers – oh, how it delivers. It’s what you should be playing the game for. The story mode is essentially a really simplified adventure game. You play through the recent past of each of the characters and discover the twists that their lives took which led to them piloting a giant robot on the day of reckoning.

The actual game thing that you do is essentially just pressing X. Your character is at a certain location and there are one or two people you can talk to and one or two objects that you can interact with. You progress through the dialogue and try out each conversation topic. Then you move on to the next location and keep doing that until you reach the end of the section you’re playing and decide if you want to continue with your current character or try someone else for a while (or maybe jump back into battle mode).

That’s how the story mode works, but that’s not how it feels. It evokes so much for so little. For me, it’s basically the world’s best anime protagonist simulator. I’m not a connoisseur of visual novels or dating simulators, but I’ve played a few, and in none of them did I feel like I was actually a student in a bustling Japanese high school like this game did. You walk down a hallway at school and there are other students passing you by, and in the background some of your classmates are chatting about the TV show they watched last night. You go with your friends for some ice cream after class and cars whiz by as you wait at the bus stop. Some jerks from the next school over try to start some shit and your friend steps in to back you up.

I call the story mode an anime protagonist simulator because it skips the boring parts of high school and just has the interesting bits in there. And what are those interesting bits? They’re mostly stories copied directly from science fiction movies and TV shows.

Yes, you’ll find that one character is living through the plot of E.T. the Extraterrestrial, while another is living through Terminator 2: Judgment Day, and yet another is experiencing the story of Total Recall. It’s not a simple one-to-one copy, though, and the stories make sense even if you don’t know what they’re referencing, but it’s fun to pick out what the original works were. And the characters’ lives are intertwined, so they get involved in each others’ stories, and a couple of times you even experience the same conversation again but this time you’re controlling the other person.

This game will not click for everyone, but it certainly did for me. Like I mentioned, it’s just so goddamn fun. I enjoy identifying the Robot Jox design elements and figuring out how the characters’ lives intersect with each other. I like feeling like I’m a kid in a Japanese high school anime and I’ve got an alien I need to hide from the Men in Black and also I have to stop the invasion from The War of the Worlds.

A couple of warnings, though. First, just like with many other adventure games, I got stuck a couple of times when I couldn’t figure out how to progress past a certain point. I say you shouldn’t feel guilty about just googling that shit. Keep that advice in mind if you play.

Second, and somewhat more egregiously, time travel is a very important part of the story, and since this is a Japanese story about using military weapons to fight off an invasion, there inevitably shows up two characters from Japan’s most infamous period of militarization. I guess the one guy is okay, he clearly doesn’t care about ideology and is just trying to get by, but the other guy is a true-blue patriot and he keeps shouting about defending the motherland and whatnot. Which would be okay if it was about almost any other country, but not when it’s Imperial Japan. The game isn’t a cryptofascist Trojan horse for Japanese imperialism, but this part definitely left a sour taste in my mind.

Anyway, keeping these things in mind, I would still heartily recommend this game. Like I said in the beginning, it’s great fun and I’m enjoying almost everything about it.

I aced all the RTS sections first try without even giving them much thought. There was a sort of flash game mechanical simplicity to them where the same strategy more or less worked every single time and since I'm already somewhat acquainted with that genre they didn't pose much of a challenge even on the highest difficulty. I could see someone being disappointed if they bought this expecting Battle Mode to be the focal point when the vast majority of the game is more or less a visual novel/adventure game hybrid, though I think there's more than enough trademark Vanillaware visual presentation panache to keep you entertained. Not to mention that mode has some great music.

STRAY is out today for PC/PS4/PS5! I really hope it's as good as it has seemed from previews!

store.steampowered.com/app/1332010/Stray/

is anyone playing the multiversus open beta. get me in

My  daughter told me that people are modding Stray to make the cat look like their own cat, which is adorable.  I wouldn't want to play a game as our outdoor cat because he's an idiot and wouldn't be able to solve even the simplest puzzle (our indoor cat is clever but extremely lazy).

Yeah, Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe had that. At least you could argue that the MK fighters had magic, which Supes is vulnerable to, but Batman and Deathstroke are going toe to toe with him?

Meta is raising the price of Quest 2 VR headsets by $100

VR's going to take off any day month year decade century now!

evo stream schedule dropped. at least i can watch the tekken top 8 at a reasonable time i guess

The Haiku's were the fucking worst. Generic ass random fill in bullshit because they had to account for different choices, took like two minutes to do and most of the rewards was pointless.

Just because a game looks pretty doesn't mean it is good people!


Now, forza horizon 5 with the hot wheels expansion, that is some good arcade racing.

I'm replaying Fallout 4 and I decided I was going to head straight for Goodneighbor instead of Diamond City or Concord and I am dying, on average, about every two minutes. It'd be hilarious if I were watching it.

Yeah I've since upgraded stamina a couple times so climbing up a mountain is not as much of a fiasco. I also have a hang glider so I don't have to mess around with climbing down when I get to the top anymore. I think I might now grab an extra heart the next time I have Challenge Orbs or whatever those deals are called so I don't get one-shotted by a lizardman hiding behind a rock when I'm walking down a path.