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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 16, 2017 4:36:42 GMT -5
I could just post some in the out of context lyric thread, but I wanted somewhere that you wouldn't get all distracted by good use of imagery, clever language, metaphor, etc. So here's one for the really horrible, stupid lyrics.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 16, 2017 4:37:14 GMT -5
Oh my God!-- I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my God!-- and I think that my tongue's pierced, too
Oh my God!-- Oh my God!
It's the sunday morning after
And baby, who the hell are you?
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on Apr 16, 2017 7:49:16 GMT -5
I got a dalmatian, and I can still get high.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Apr 16, 2017 7:53:43 GMT -5
Does anyone have a link to a text file of all of Taylor Swift's lyrics? That'd save me a lot of time here. (I'm kidding) (I'm not really kidding) |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 16, 2017 8:15:09 GMT -5
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam,
Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land.
And they shimmy,
Sam is so skinny.
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Post by Invisible Goat on Apr 16, 2017 9:57:01 GMT -5
In New York summers get hot
Well into the hundreds
You can't walk around the block
Without a change of clothing
Hot as a hair dryer in your face
Hot as a handbag and a can of mace
New York
I just got a place in New York
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 16, 2017 12:17:02 GMT -5
Tick tock I want to
Rock you like the 80s
Cock blockin' isn't allowed
Tugboat Sheila
Is into memorabilia
Who said three is a crowd
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Apr 16, 2017 15:41:16 GMT -5
Oh, you know what I mean, yes you do
Your country is a wonderful place
It pales my England into disgrace
To buy a drink that is so much more reasonable
I think I'll go there when it gets seasonable
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Post by Trurl on Apr 16, 2017 17:55:52 GMT -5
They saved Hitler's cock/They hid it under a rock
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Post by monodrone on Apr 17, 2017 4:37:30 GMT -5
I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
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Post by Post-Lupin on Apr 19, 2017 8:56:47 GMT -5
If I was a sculptor,
But then again, no...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 10:06:39 GMT -5
I turn the engine
But the engine doesn't turn
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 19, 2017 10:26:26 GMT -5
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself.
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Post by GumTurkeyles on Apr 19, 2017 11:38:07 GMT -5
and it don’t take no brain surgeon with a master’s degree
to try to figure out what real love is really about
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Post by Invisible Goat on Apr 19, 2017 11:42:09 GMT -5
Anyone who posts "Are we human or are we dancer?" is preemptively BLOCKED
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 19, 2017 12:23:52 GMT -5
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 19, 2017 12:38:03 GMT -5
I turn the engine But the engine doesn't turn I've heard that song a thousand times, even owned the cd in high school, and it never occurred to me how silly that verse is. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 12:53:43 GMT -5
I'm just living in a dump like this
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Post by monodrone on Apr 20, 2017 8:15:14 GMT -5
You wanted the worst? You got the worst. The one. The only. Limp Bizkit.
Get up
Get up
Like this
Just like this
Do you feel it?
Then get up
Just like this
Do you wanna catch the vibe that's keeping me alive?
Following these fat ass beats until I die
Fill 'em with tension, the sick dimension
Rumble the earth with my lowered suspension
Just watch the ground move, let the sound prove
That it ain't fake when the girls get naked
Don't call it a comeback, we bring that beat back
And we made sure that John kept them beats fat
A lyrical rampage, burning your headset
Open your mind, my rhymes ain't dead yet
I want you to stand up, put them hands up
I'll break it on down 'cause you're pumping my band up
Like this
Just like this
Come on
Get up
Get up
Music is key, it's the way we're set free
From all this world is throwing at me!
The rhythm's so insane, it's flowing through your vein
Triggering the neck popping nerve up in your brain
I don't even know you, but came to show you
The Bizkit's limp when the night is over
We shake the whole place, make this earthquake
And it ain't fake when we start the riots
Rock the bells, psycho females
Doing time, blowing up the phoneline
Call it a stampede, coming to your town
We ain't gonna hold back, we're coming to get down
I want you to stand up, put them hands up
And break it on down 'cause you're pumping my band up
Like this
Just like this
Get higher
Come on
Get up
Get up
Music is key, it's the way we're set free
From all this world is throwing at me
And I'll do what it takes if I make some mistakes
It's okay 'cause it's all just the way it should be
Limp Bizkit's in the house y'all
Limp Bizkit's in the house y'all
Limp Bizkit's in the house y'all
Yo John, bring that beat back
Just like this
Do you feel it?
Just like this
Yo bring that beat back
Music is key, it's the way we're set free
From all this world is throwing at me
And I'll do what it takes if I make some mistakes
It's okay 'cause it's all just the way it should be
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames (size of the flames)
Dwellin on my past (past)
It's burnin on my brain (ah)
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day (days)
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas came to play (play)
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat, hey
Like a chump, hey
[7x]
Should I be feelin' bad? (no)
Should I be feelin' good? (no)
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on (move it)
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
Why did it take so long? (why)
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived (but you were)
Not by my so-called girl, but in reality
Had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrendered, hey
Like a chump, hey
[7x]
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
(I appreciate it) I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
And nothing gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same
And nothing gonna change
Cuz you can go away
And I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same
And nothing gonna change
Cuz you can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
It's just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Ripping someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days
It's all about the he says/she says bullshit](2881183)
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers, that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way I just might break something tonight
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way I just might break something tonight
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way I just might break your fucking face tonight
Give me something to break
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How bout your fucking face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what
A chainsaw, what
A motherfucking chain saw, what
So come and get it
It's all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit
So come and get it
Just think about it
Just think about it
Lately, I've been skeptical, silent when I would use to speak
Distant from all around me who witness me fail and become weak
Life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down
But you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
Because you know it all and I guess things will never change
But you might need my hand when falling in your hole
Your disposition, I'll remember when I'm letting go
Of you and me, we're through and rearranged
It seems that you're not satisfied, there's too much on your mind
So you leave, and I can't believe all the bullshit that I find
Life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to, disappoint you when I don't fall down
But you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
Because you know it all and I guess things will never change
But you might need my hand when falling in your hole
Your disposition, I'll remember when I'm letting go
Of you and me, we're through and rearranged
You and me, we're through and rearranged
You're no good for me
Thank God it's over
You make believe
That nothing is wrong until you're crying
And you make believe
That life is so long until you're dying
You make believe
That nothing is wrong until you're crying, crying on me
You make believe
That life is so long until you're dying, dying, dying on me!
You think that everybody's the same
I don't think that anybody's like you
You think that everybody's the same
I don't think that anybody's like you
Just think about it
You'll get it
You get the point. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 20, 2017 21:24:51 GMT -5
I woke up with a strange tattoo,
Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket.
And it kinda looks just like you,
Mixed with Zach Galifianakis.
La la la, whatever, la la la,
It doesn't matter, la la la,
Oh well, la la la,
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 21, 2017 8:34:12 GMT -5
I woke up with a strange tattoo, Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket. And it kinda looks just like you, Mixed with Zach Galifianakis. La la la, whatever, la la la, It doesn't matter, la la la, Oh well, la la la, Apparently Amanda Marshall doesn't have the most stupid song out there about waking up with a tattoo. I stand corrected. |
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Post by Smacks on Apr 21, 2017 12:15:48 GMT -5
I don't want to see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news Sounds like a Shel Silverstein poem |
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Post by Smacks on Apr 21, 2017 12:16:52 GMT -5
If I was a sculptor, But then again, no... Delivered by Sir Elton, in that lovely tone......this gets a pass from me. |
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Post by Post-Lupin on Apr 21, 2017 17:50:59 GMT -5
If I was a sculptor, But then again, no... Delivered by Sir Elton, in that lovely tone......this gets a pass from me. But then again, no. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 17:57:41 GMT -5
And with a face like a dad and a laughable stand
You can sleep on the plane or review what you said
When you're drunk and the kids leave impossible tasks
You think over and over, "hey, I'm finally dead"
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Apr 21, 2017 18:16:17 GMT -5
We build our planes and our trains till we think we might die,
Far from North America,
Where the buildings are old and you might have lots of mimes.
Aha, oh, oh.
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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Apr 21, 2017 18:26:47 GMT -5
ne-on bi-ble
ne-on bi-ble
not much chance of survival
ne-on bi-ble
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Post by Invisible Goat on Apr 21, 2017 19:24:47 GMT -5
ne-on bi-ble ne-on bi-ble not much chance of survival ne-on bi-ble I'm livid |
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Post by Jimmy James on Apr 21, 2017 19:36:20 GMT -5
You're the best girl
That I ever did see
The great Larry Byrd, jersey thirty-three
When you take a sip
You buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote
A whole bunch of sonnets
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Apr 21, 2017 20:20:38 GMT -5
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