dwarfoscar
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it's complicated
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Post by dwarfoscar on Sept 26, 2017 11:57:47 GMT -5
I kicked my dog
I was mean to him before
I guess that's why he walked out my door
I really wish I could see him some more
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 30, 2017 13:46:24 GMT -5
I'm drinkin' a soy latte
I get a double shotie
It goes right through my body
and you know I'm satisfied.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 14, 2017 8:42:02 GMT -5
My life is a stereo
Turn me on and let's go
Turn me up louder
I'll scream as loud and clear as I can scream
If you like what you're hearing please hang on to me
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 28, 2017 12:19:31 GMT -5
You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
Shaking, falling onto my knees
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
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Post by Pastafarian on Nov 4, 2017 8:56:27 GMT -5
I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why?
Oh, 'cause she's dead!
Oh!
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Post by Mindymoo, Human Bradypus on Nov 6, 2017 17:09:25 GMT -5
And oh don't you know that I'm always feeling able
When I'm sitting home and carving out your navel, ohh
I'm just sitting here carving out your navel.
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Post by Delicious Waffle on Nov 6, 2017 17:21:41 GMT -5
We're driving shotty with Jesus of NASCAR-eth
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Post by Delicious Waffle on Nov 6, 2017 17:49:41 GMT -5
Maybe it would feel more majestic and less fatty
If a 12 year old wasn't beaning you in the head with salt-water taffy every 5 fucking seconds
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Post by Mindymoo, Human Bradypus on Nov 6, 2017 19:18:02 GMT -5
Sadness is a barnacle, clinging to your bright boat
You won't let it sink your spirits if you'll only learn to float
We are all sea captains, sailing on life's rough seas
Come on you Magellans, come with me, I've got pie
Happiness pie
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ArchieLeach
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I talk too much, I worry me to death
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Post by ArchieLeach on Nov 18, 2017 16:49:40 GMT -5
I'm waking up to fantasy
The shades all around aren't the colors we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken can often be one again
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 21, 2018 14:48:27 GMT -5
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
Not play connect the dots
I just want to disappear
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jan 28, 2018 23:13:01 GMT -5
Like gasoline you wanna pump me,
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah.
Every time I touch you honey, you get hot.
I want to make love, you never stop.
Come up for air, you push me to the floor.
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 12, 2018 11:25:14 GMT -5
When love rears its head, I wanna get on your case
Ooh baby, wanna put my log in your fireplace.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2018 15:00:34 GMT -5
oh you should have seen how the arches tumbled
they're golden no more
and now I'm smiling in my blood
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
Posts: 7,058
Gender (additional): mostly snacks
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 15, 2018 19:30:19 GMT -5
I got money
Like Charles Dickens
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Mar 23, 2018 22:28:40 GMT -5
Up yours
Up mine
But, up everybody's,
that takes time
But we're working on it!
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Post by Sanziana on Apr 1, 2018 7:36:00 GMT -5
Yeah, I know you love me like French toast
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Trurl
Shoutbox Elitist 
Posts: 7,697
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Post by Trurl on Apr 4, 2018 17:53:00 GMT -5
Got big lanes. Got big lanes.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 22, 2018 17:29:41 GMT -5
Let you off the hook, like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug cause I miss it
I like the Color Purple, macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up, but what's the use?
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Sept 20, 2018 20:02:45 GMT -5
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
Posts: 7,058
Gender (additional): mostly snacks
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Oct 14, 2018 8:30:13 GMT -5
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 16, 2018 6:56:50 GMT -5
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 26, 2018 10:43:57 GMT -5
You are my sunrise on the darkest day
Got me feelin' some kind of way
Could you be more specific?
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
Posts: 7,058
Gender (additional): mostly snacks
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Oct 28, 2018 13:02:03 GMT -5
Sì sì
e non fermarti mai
sul beat
e su le mani dai!
(A literal translation into Italian of "yes yes / and you never stop (yourself) / to the beat / and put (offer/give) your hands up". It doesn't hold up so well in context, either.)
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Crash Test Dumbass
AV Clubber
ffc what now
Posts: 7,058
Gender (additional): mostly snacks
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Nov 18, 2018 12:42:02 GMT -5
They're numbering the monkeys
The monkeys and the monkeys
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Post by Jimmy James on Nov 20, 2018 10:56:45 GMT -5
You all, everybody
Acting like you're stupid people
Wearing expensive clothes
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2018 11:52:06 GMT -5
I was free this morning
Free like Free Willy
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Crash Test Dumbass
AV Clubber
ffc what now
Posts: 7,058
Gender (additional): mostly snacks
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Nov 21, 2018 21:50:39 GMT -5
I go do it
I go do it
I go do it do it do it
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Post by Prole Hole on Nov 28, 2018 9:14:17 GMT -5
No no
No no no no
No no no no
No no
There's no limits
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 1, 2018 12:42:57 GMT -5
Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'!
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