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Post by ganews on Oct 20, 2017 11:35:15 GMT -5
The Whismur, name it Marcel Marso because it has mime eyes.
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Oct 20, 2017 15:16:35 GMT -5
Let's get us a Nincada, named Buggin' Out but honestly who cares what we name it, we only want a Nincada so we can get a SHEDINJA
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Post by fab on Oct 21, 2017 22:21:28 GMT -5
I'm probably late to this but w/e. 1. BroBird 2. Stoner Sloth (god these stupid commercials were amazing. reference link) 3. Metalbug 4. Acid Rabbit 5. Pincushion Bumblefuck
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Post by oppy all along on Oct 21, 2017 22:42:51 GMT -5
I'm probably late to this but w/e. 1. BroBird 2. Stoner Sloth (god these stupid commercials were amazing. reference link) 3. Metalbug 4. Acid Rabbit 5. Pincushion Bumblefuck Alright, but which one would you choose? Also, 12-character limit and no profanity. The games block that now.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 22, 2017 0:31:35 GMT -5
I'm probably late to this but w/e. 1. BroBird 2. Stoner Sloth (god these stupid commercials were amazing. reference link) 3. Metalbug 4. Acid Rabbit 5. Pincushion Bumblefuck Alright, but which one would you choose? Also, 12-character limit and no profanity. The games block that now. Looks like Big Birth Certificate repressing First Amendment rights again. I vote for that weird cat with a robot hand for a tail. My suggestion for a nickname is "Meowth", which isn't a remotely clever suggestion, but I do like the idea of just randomly naming Pokemon after different Pokemon that they only vaguely resemble.
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Post by fab on Oct 22, 2017 4:27:43 GMT -5
I'm probably late to this but w/e. 1. BroBird 2. Stoner Sloth (god these stupid commercials were amazing. reference link) 3. Metalbug 4. Acid Rabbit 5. Pincushion Bumblefuck Alright, but which one would you choose? Also, 12-character limit and no profanity. The games block that now. Stoner Sloth is my spirit animal
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Post by 🐍 huss 🐍 on Oct 22, 2017 16:53:41 GMT -5
I vote for the Nincada. Named... Peter.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2017 19:55:52 GMT -5
The Whismur, name it Marcel Marso because it has mime eyes. But it evolves into a giant screaming Pokemon...
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 22, 2017 22:28:16 GMT -5
The Whismur, name it Marcel Marso because it has mime eyes. There's actually already a really good mime Pokemon, with the super creative name Mr. Mime. And in the first generation games, Red and Blue versions, the only way you can get a Mr. Mime is by catching another Pokemon called Abra and trading it with a specific NPC for the Mr. Mime. And the NPC has named his Mr. Mime "Marcel", which nickname carries over into your possession of the Mr. Mime. Like the evolution of Whimsur, Mr. Mime is also pretty bad at being a mime, though, because he can also talk.
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Post by ganews on Oct 22, 2017 22:36:00 GMT -5
The Whismur, name it Marcel Marso because it has mime eyes. There's actually already a really good mime Pokemon, with the super creative name Mr. Mime. And in the first generation games, Red and Blue versions, the only way you can get a Mr. Mime is by catching another Pokemon called Abra and trading it with a specific NPC for the Mr. Mime. And the NPC has named his Mr. Mime "Marcel", which nickname carries over into your possession of the Mr. Mime. Like the evolution of Whimsur, Mr. Mime is also pretty bad at being a mime, though, because he can also talk.
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Post by oppy all along on Oct 22, 2017 23:13:16 GMT -5
The name would be ironic, I assume. Look at this quiet fellow.
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Post by oppy all along on Oct 23, 2017 20:53:49 GMT -5
Chapter 4: Preparing for Rustboro City GymOprah and Brendan were travelling side-by-side but not together as they passed a cottage on the way to Petalburg Forest. Brendan pointed out an old man sitting out front, talking to his Wingull. There's no official artwork of Mr. Briney, but I imagine him as the sailor dude from Jaws. But not dead. "Oh, that's Mr. Briney's college. He was a very famous sailor, but now spends his days with his treasured Peeko."Peeko, a seagull that someone actually likes. I don't buy it. "Oh, that's nice.""Yup. Very famous sailor. Just, random tidbit of information we're throwing in here."Yes, this is awkwardly shoehorned in, but so is all the plot foreshadowing in this game. It's a game for little kids so there's a lot of handholding. But, you know, it's also a magical universe that appeals to trainers of all ages. Ahem. Let's continue the magical journey. (-----) In Petalburg Forest, John Seeda, Arcko, and Mudbutt have wandered off as their trainers take a break. John Seeda is passionately trying to convince the other two Pokémon of a plan. For convenience, I've translated the Pokemon talk into English. <You're both so fast. I'm an acorn with feet. I can barely move. I need this. I need to go fast.> John Seeda looked at Mudbutt with pleading eyes. Arcko looked skeptical. Mudbutt, however, returned his gaze with fiery determination. <You're right! YOU WILL FLY THROUGH THE AIR JOHN SEEDA!><Wait, what-><Shut up Arcko!> John Seeda exclaimed as he climbed to the top of a stump. He took a deep breath, and then jumped. Mudbutt caught him with a thunderous Water Gun that launched him into the air!... really, really far into the air. <WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo> An awkward silence fell over Arcko and Mudbutt as John Seeda disappeared past the treeline and trailed off into the distance. Just then, Oprah and Brendan caught up with their Pokémon. "Hey, do you guys know where John Seeda is?" Arcko and Mudbutt exchanged a glance. <I told you it was a bad idea><Shut up, Arcko>No John Seeda were harmed in the writing of this gag. (-----) After locating John Seeda (it took a while, and made their journey much longer than it needed to be), Oprah and Brendan were once again making their way through Petalburg Forest. "I don't understand how your Seedot got three miles away when he can barely walk." Riding on Oprah's shoulder, Mudbutt shifted uncomfortably. They came up on a man in a lab coat poring over a patch of long grass. "Ah, hello there. I don't suppose you've seen a Shroomish? They're my favourite Pokémon." The scientist said this very intently. It was kind of uncomfortable. "You see, Shroomish is a small Pokémon similar to a mushroom. It has beady black eyes and a half-triangle-shaped mouth. Its upper-""STOP RIGHT THERE!" A man leaped out from behind a tree! He was clad head to toe in, uh... it's easier to just show him. The bloke on the left. Team Magma has a stupid outfit. "You, there! You are a scientist for the Devon Corporation!" He pointed dramatically at the quivering scientist. "Um... no I'm not?""I am here to commandeer your goods for the righteous Team Magma! Hand them over or I will take them by force!" To punctuate his last point, he dramatically flourished a Poké Ball. "Oh good heavens! This man is a violent criminal who intends to seize my goods! You two must protect me!" And thus, the fully grown adult man bravely hid behind two twelve year old children, depending on them to protect him from the violent criminal. The violent criminal who had just threatened to use violence to achieve his ends. Look, he was having a rough day, okay? The Team Magma Grunt summoned his Pokémon, revealing Poochyena! You'd think a violent criminal would invest in a more threatening Pokémon than Poochyena. Arcko and Mudbutt leaped into action to defend their trainers (and the cowering man behind them). Poochyena sprang at the two Pokémon with a vicious Howl! A scuffle ensued, ending when Arcko launched Poochyena into the air with a powerful Pound attack, and Mudbutt launched him into his Trainer with Water Gun! "Damn it!" He shouted, backing away. "This is not the end, children! Team Magma will expand to greater and greater heights! I rejoin my comrades in Rustboro City!" The Team Magma grunt sprinted off. "Rustboro City? What would he want with... oh no. The Devon Corporation! There's simply no time to waste!" The scientist sprinted off, a safe distance behind the Team Magma grunt. Arcko and Mudbutt exchanged a high five. <Nice.>(-----) Brendan and Oprah passed by the Pretty Petal flower shop, just past the exit of Petalburg Forest. A kind looking hippie woman approached the two. "Hi! Would you like to learn about berries-""Nope." Oprah was having none of this. "But-""Absolutely not, moving on."And that was the tale of the time Oprah and Brendan visited a flower shop. (-----) They reached Rustboro City, a metropolis set with stone. It had a rustic yet modern feel and was dominated by the massive Devon Corporation building. It also contained the general trappings of a Pokémon city; a Pokémon Centre, a Poké Mart, two or three houses, various other buildings. As there was no sign of Team Magma imminently executing dastardly plans in the area, Brendan set off for the Pokémon Trainers' School to learn about the Rustboro City Gym Leader Roxanne. She was famed to be one of the top graduates of the prestigious academy. This raised all sorts of questions about whether schools exist in this universe and what the hell two kids were doing travelling around Hoenn. Oprah set out to do some training on Route 116 off to the north of Rustboro City. Oprah was leading John Seeda through an obstacle course to boost his agility. A wild Pokémon pounced on John Seeda, tackling him to the ground and ululating triumphantly! Skitty is a terrifying predator. The wild Skitty prowled, preparing to launch another attack. John Seeda used Harden! Skitty lunged and was unable to find purchase on John Seeda's hardened exterior. Dazed, Skitty staggered over, and was caught inside a Poké Ball! The Poké Ball flashed red and shook once... twice... three times... and clicked shut. Oprah caught a Skitty! Meowth that's right! It's a Skitty named Meowth. Party Mudbutt (Mudkip), M, Level 15, Bold, Likes to run John Seeda (Seedot), M, Level 13, Hasty, Somewhat vain Meowth (Skitty), F, Level 10, Sassy, Mischievous Audience ParticipationToday in audience participation, you will be naming Roxanne's main Pokémon. Here's the handsome lady. Fun fact - it used to be impossible to trade this Pokémon species named Nosepass as 'ass' was deemed profanity by the word filter. So, what have you got?
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Oct 24, 2017 0:06:18 GMT -5
Roxanne looks a lot chunkier than I remember.
Also, given its owner, I cannot imagine a better name than Synchronicitiki.
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Post by dwarfoscar on Oct 24, 2017 3:41:55 GMT -5
Clown Moai obviously
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Post by fab on Oct 24, 2017 17:23:23 GMT -5
Easter Island concept sketch?
So "Eislesketch" sounds sufficiently Pokemon ish.
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Post by ganews on Oct 24, 2017 18:36:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2017 18:38:32 GMT -5
Nosetradamus
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Oct 25, 2017 6:47:26 GMT -5
Noselas Caged
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Post by 🐍 huss 🐍 on Oct 25, 2017 16:36:46 GMT -5
...Big Nose.
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Post by oppy all along on Oct 28, 2017 2:49:24 GMT -5
Chapter 5: A Rocky Encounter!In which I have finally settled on formatting. Probably. There might be one or two adjustments. We open on a grassy area by Rustboro City. Oprah and her Pokémon are getting some training in before her Gym battle with Roxanne. Brendan and Arcko had already challenged the Gym, and lost. He was despondent afterwards, saying he was going back to Littleroot Town to help his father with Pokémon research. Oprah decided to evaluate the troops she had at her command, pulling out her Pokédex and scanning her team. Meowth was chasing after her own tail, emitting happy chirps as she ran around, and around, and around. "Skitty. The Kitten Pokémon." The Pokédex rasped out in a machine voice. "Skitty has the habit of becoming fascinated by moving objects and chasing them around. This Pokémon is known to chase after its own tail and become dizzy." Meowth tripped over a tree root. Undeterred, she sprang right back up and resumed chasing her tail. "Meowth was at a type disadvantage anyway. Let's try someone else." She pointed the Pokédex at John Seeda, who was hanging from a tree branch. "Seedot. The Acorn Pokémon. Seedot attaches itself to a tree branch using the top of its head. It sucks moisture from the tree while hanging off the branch. The more water it drinks, the glossier this Pokémon’s body becomes." John Seeda looked very glossy and pleased with himself. <Pretty, I'm so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and- AHHHHHHHHH OH ARCEUS> A stiff breeze nearly knocked John Seeda loose. Oprah watched in bemusement as John Seeda's legs kicked furiously in an attempt to stabilise himself. "Ooooooookay. Saving the best for last?" Next up was the furiously training napping Mudbutt. "Mudkip. The Mud Fish Pokémon. The fin on Mudkip’s head acts as highly sensitive radar. Using this fin to sense movements of water and air, this Pokémon can determine what is taking place around it without using its eyes." Another breeze rustled the leaves. Mudbutt sprang up, sensing the movements of the air with his highly sensitive radar. Sensing nothing amiss, he settled back into his nap... not realising he was under John Seeda, who had just been pried loose by the gust of wind. <AHHHHHHHHHHHHH> John Seeda used Harden to protect himself as he fell into Mudbutt's skull with a THONK. Oprah sighed. Yup, Gym battle should be a piece of cake. (-----) Oprah walked into Rustboro Gym. It looked like a museum fused with a cave; half of the building was clean tiled floors and showcases displaying various rocks, the other half a cave with high earthen walls with a large fossil half out by the arena where Roxanne was waiting. Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light. "Is this your first Gym battle?" Oprah nodded, not trusting herself to speak. "This must be very exciting then. Now, would you kindly demonstrate how you battle with your Pokémon?"See if you can tell I wrote the entire battle while listening to this song on loop. "This is a Gym battle between Gym Leader Roxanne and Challenger Oprah!" The judge's voice rang out over the arena. Spectators from the nearby Trainer's school chattered excitedly. "Each trainer will use two Pokémon! There will be no substitutions! The battle will end when both of a trainer's Pokémon are unable to compete! Now, choose your Pokémon!""Are you ready, guys?" Oprah whispered to her team. "Let's do this. John Seeda, I choose you!""Go, Geodude!" vs "Geodude, use Tackle!" Geodude raced in, but before she could make contact- "Now John Seeda, Bide!" John Seeda braced himself and started glowing. Geodude smashed into him, causing damage but only intensifying the glow. "Geodude, stay put and use Defence Curl!" Geodude rolled up tight. John Seeda gathered the energy it had surrounded itself with and fired it as a beam at Geodude! When the smoke cleared, Geodude was still standing (figuratively speaking) but hurt. Roxanne was prepared. "Now, attack with Tackle while Seedot is recharging!" John Seeda was unable to dodge as Geodude slammed into him. "John Seeda, use Bide again!" Oprah commanded. This made Roxanne smile. "Your manuever with Bide was very impressive, Oprah. However, my studies suggest that a Seedot at his level likely has no further offensive options." Oprah winced. The audience went ooooooooooo. "Geodude, please wait until Seedot's Bide is expended, then use Tackle one more time." Without any offensive energy to generate power, John Seeda's Bide sputtered and failed. "John Seeda, use Harden!" Oprah called in a last-ditch attempt. Simultaneously- "Geodude, finish this with Tackle!"Geodude collided with John Seeda with massive force! John Seeda was knocked unconscious. "Seedot is unable to battle!" The judge ruled. "Geodude wins!" Geodude raised her arms to the applause of the audience. "You did a great job, John Seeda." Oprah returned him to his Poké Ball and planned her next move. "I do hope you're not discouraged, Oprah." Roxanne said confidently. "Gym leaders aren't easy to defeat.""Not at all." Oprah returned with a grin. "Mudbutt, I choose you!" vs "Geodude, use Tackle!" Oprah grinned. Geodude roared and charged. "Now, Mudbutt, use Water Gun!" Mudbutt summoned a furious torrent of water, blasting Geodude out of midair and knocking the weakened Pokémon out completely! The audience chattered, impressed with the strength of Mudbutt's Water Gun. "Geodude is unable to battle! Mudkip wins!" Roxanne summoned Geodude back to her Poké ball. "Very impressive, Oprah. But now... You're up, Nosetradamus!" vs Mudbutt and Nosetradamus circled each other. The audience buzzed with anticipation. Oprah was confident, as Mudbutt had the type advantage and had easily dispatched of Geodude. Roxanne had other ideas. "Nosetradamus, use Rock Tomb!" Large rocks appeared out of thin air, heading towards Mudbutt with tremendous force! "Look out!" Oprah cried, as Mudbutt barely managed to get out of the way in time. "Nosetradamus, use Rock Tomb again" Mudbutt wasn't fast enough to dodge a second time, and was buried under a pile of boulders! Gasps reverberated around the room. "Mudbutt! Mudbutt, you can do this!" Oprah shouted to her Pokémon. Something started stirring under the rocks. "I believe in you!" Roxanne wasn't in a merciful mood though. "Rock Tomb! Again!" Rocks appeared in the air a third time. Suddenly, a scuffed up Mudkip burst out reducing anything in his way to rubble! Nosetradamus was shocked and lost focus for a moment. The boulders hung in the air. "Mudbutt, use Mud Slap!" Mudbutt flung mud at Nosetradamus's face, causing a blinded Nosetradamus to drop the rocks on herself! "Now, Mudbutt, blast through the rocks with Water Gun!" Mudbutt's did just that, catching a trapped Nosetradamus with a supereffective attack! "Excellent manuever, Oprah. But we're not done yet! Nosetradamus, use Tackle!" Nosetradamus shook off the water and hurled her 200+ pound body at Mudbutt, smashing through debris with surprising speed. Mudbutt was launched into the air by the force of the Tackle, but was able to recover in midair. "Mudbutt, use Water Gun!" Mudbutt twisted around, firing a Water Gun that hit Nosetradamus with full force! Mudbutt landed with a thud as Nosetradamus staggered around. Mudbutt unsteadily climbed to his feet, as Nosetradamus leaned forwards... and fell over! "Nosepass is unable to battle! Mudkip is the winner!"Oprah ran to Mudbutt, but before she could get to him Mudbutt started glowing! "Wait, what's happening?""You did a fantastic job Nosetradamus, take a nice long break." Roxanne turned to Oprah. "Your... Mudbutt, was it? He's evolving. It's not surprising, he was very strong for a Mudkip. This battle must have pushed him over the edge." Oprah, Roxanne, and the audience watched as the glowing Pokémon transformed. As Mudbutt finished transforming Oprah wrapped him in a big hug. Mudbutt has evolved into Marshtomp! Don't worry, he's still a big ol' mudbutt. Oprah scanned Mudbutt's new form with her Pokédex. "Marshtomp. The Mud Fish Pokémon. The surface of Marshtomp's body is enveloped by a thin, sticky film that enables it to live on land. This Pokémon plays in mud on beaches with the ocean tide is low." Roxanne gently cleared her throat. "It was an excellent performance, Oprah. In defeating me, the Gym Leader of Rustboro City, you have earned the Stone Badge. And to think this was your first Gym battle. You and Mudbutt can go far, if that's what you want. There are other Gyms across the region. And, if you can get past us, the Elite Four, all the way in Ever Grande City... but that's a long way away. For now, celebrate what you've achieved today."PartyMudbutt (Marshtomp), M, Level 16, Water/Earth, Bold, Likes to run John Seeda (Seedot), M, Level 13, Grass, Hasty, Somewhat vain Meowth (Skitty), F, Level 10, Normal, Sassy, Mischievous Audience ParticipationStill no new Pokémon to choose from yet. The Gym leader coming up uses a Makuhita, what have you got for nicknames for him?
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Post by dwarfoscar on Oct 28, 2017 6:10:43 GMT -5
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Oct 28, 2017 9:54:29 GMT -5
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 28, 2017 18:42:41 GMT -5
"Geodude, stay put and use Defence Curl!" Geodude rolled up tight. John Seeda gathered the energy it had surrounded itself with and fired it as a beam at Geodude! When the smoke cleared, Geodude was still standing (figuratively speaking) but hurt. Roxanne was prepared. "Now, attack with Tackle while Seedot is recharging!" John Seeda was unable to dodge as Geodude slammed into him.
" Why can Geodude fly? And why isn't it also considered to be a flying type Pokemon?
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Post by oppy all along on Oct 28, 2017 19:23:11 GMT -5
"Geodude, stay put and use Defence Curl!" Geodude rolled up tight. John Seeda gathered the energy it had surrounded itself with and fired it as a beam at Geodude! When the smoke cleared, Geodude was still standing (figuratively speaking) but hurt. Roxanne was prepared. "Now, attack with Tackle while Seedot is recharging!" John Seeda was unable to dodge as Geodude slammed into him.
" Why can Geodude fly? And why isn't it also considered to be a flying type Pokemon? A wizard did it.
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Post by ganews on Oct 28, 2017 19:40:09 GMT -5
what have you got for nicknames for him? David Bowie, because of the bow
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Post by oppy all along on Nov 1, 2017 20:48:06 GMT -5
Chapter 6: Peeko’s in a PickleRemember Peeko? The seagull who hung out with the sailor dude.John Seeda looked downcast. Oprah’s team had recovered from the Gym battle and were enjoying lunch at a Pokémon café, but losing to Roxanne's Geodude weighed on him. Mudbutt singlehandedly winning the battle and evolving hadn’t helped. Mudbutt smugly ate his food, at least in John Seeda's imagination. In reality the only smug one was Meowth lying in Oprah's lap and getting head scratches. John Seeda felt himself getting stronger and faster with every day of training, but why couldn’t he evolve now? Someday, he would be a mighty Shiftry, a feared and revered guardian of the forest. Far from hanging from trees, he would fly from branch to branch summoning massive gusts of wind with his leaf fans. Shiftry looks like a cool dude. Oprah noticed John Seeda wasn't eating and looked unhappy. “You were great during the Gym battle, guys. All of you. I couldn't have done it without any of you.” John Seeda puffed himself up. Mudbutt looked mildly affronted, but before he could say anything- The Team Magma grunt from Petalburg forest sprinted past, pursued by the Devon Scientist! “MY GOODS! NOT MY GOODS!”Oprah looked worried. “This is serious. Should we go for help?” (Yes.) <Forget it, I can handle it.> Mudbutt replied confidently. <You mean we can handle it.> John Seeda retorted. <Um… or you two could handle it maybe? I don’t think I could handle it. I’m not really the handling things type.> Meowth was not on board, evidently. Oprah looked at her team, and drew strength from knowing her friends would be with her. “Okay, let’s go!” (Please never replicate this behaviour in real life, any children reading this.) (-----) Oprah caught up with the Devon Scientist at the edge of Route 116. The Team Magma Grunt from Petalburg Forest had pushed him over and stolen his Goods, and he needed a Pokémon trainer to chase him into the long grass filled with wild Pokémon. He had cleverly deduced that a prepubescent child would be a much better choice for this task than the police. Oprah had inexplicably done just that, running through the grassy area and to a rocky mountain where Mr. Briney was standing. “PEEKO!” The crusty old sailor was clearly distraught. “PEEEEEEEEEKOOOOO!” “What happened?!”“Well, Peeko and I were out for our daily stroll, when…” He paused, struggling to find the words. “One of those ne’er do well Team Magma types just snatched my beloved Peeko and ran into that cave!”Oprah was horrified. “I’m so sorry! We should go after him!”“That cave is Rusturf Tunnel! Impassable boulders block the way between here and Verdanturf Town! I’m waiting here!”“Well you seem like you have this covered, how about I call the poli-“Mr. Briney turned to Oprah with a light in his eyes. “I just had an idea! Why don’t you go in there and flush him out, and I’ll stay out here in case the police show up!”(I’m sorry I keep lampshading this dynamic but it’s ridiculous to me. Does the fact that this little kid got a Mudkip from a Pokémon distributing cult leader really qualify her to act as law enforcement?) So, the preteen girl pursued the violent criminal into the dark and impassable cave. (-----) The Team Magma grunt stood at a blockage, futilely kicking at a large rock. A scared looking Wingull was next to him. Don't worry Peeko, a child is here to rescue you! “DAMN IT! I make my getaway into a cave with no exit, and my hostage Pokémon turns out to be a seagull! It’s worthless!” He turned dramatically and pointed at an approaching Oprah. “And you. You here to take me in, kid?”“Technically I’m just here to ‘flush’ you out so that sailor guy can-““Enough!” The criminal interrupted. “Today has been nothing but disappointments, and I see you don’t have your little friend with you. You’re all alone, kid! Poochyena, go!” Frankly it's rough to be Poochyena right now. He doesn't even like battling. He dreams of being a Pokémon Contest star. “Fine! I choose you, Mu-“ John Seeda came out of his Poké ball! John Seeda stared down the Team Magma grunt and his Poochyena. <I can do this! I’m going to take you down!> Poochyena snarled extra threateningly in response. Oprah looked maybe a tad apprehensive. “I was actually going to summon - you know what nevermind let's do this John Seeda!”“Poochyena, use Tackle!” “John Seeda, use Bide!”Poochyena attacked John Seeda, causing the Pokémon to start glowing. The Team Magma grunt laughed derisively. “Your little acorn isn’t even moving! At least make this a challenge! Poochyena, use Tackle again!” Poochyena did so with a fearsome howl. “You’ve got him on the ropes. Do it again!”Oprah sensed the time was right. “Now John Seeda, unleash your Bide!” Poochyena sprinted at John Seeda, helpless to get out of the way in time as John Seeda focused his own energy against him and launched a massive beam at Poochyena! Poochyena was knocked out! “DAMN IT! Take this worthless Pokémon back! And the goods! I just want to get out of here!” Oprah nodded, because frankly this had gone better than it had any right to. John Seeda chirped triumphantly and started glowing again! “What the hell is tha- whatever, getting out of here.” Mudbutt and Meowth emerged from their Poké balls, wanting to witness John Seeda’s transformation in person. Oprah and her Pokémon clapped and cheered as John Seeda morphed into a new form. John Seeda has evolved into Nuzleaf! Not quite a Shiftry yet. <I HAVE LEGS WOOOOOOOOO I’M SO HUGE I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW TALL I AM!>Mudbutt grinned and clapped John Seeda on the back. <Good on you buddy.><Hooray! Another walking cushion!> Meowth was also excited. John Seeda was unfazed. <CHECK IT OUT GUYS I CAN JUMP NOW LOOK HOW HIGH I CAN GO!>(-----) Mr. Briney was extremely grateful for the return of his Peeko, swearing that if Oprah ever needed a favour all she had to do was ask. The Devon Scientist was also grateful. So grateful in fact, that he was taking her to meet the President of the Devon Corporation. For context, Devon Corporation is huge. They make the Pokénav, which is essentially a Pokémon iPhone. This is basically equivalent to being invited to meet Steve Jobs. The President, Mr. Stone, grasped Oprah’s hand warmly. “I understand that you helped our man here not one, but twice, foiling the attempt of some nefarious criminal to steal our Goods. I can’t thank you enough.” Oprah nodded silently, because what do you do when you’re meeting Pokémon Steve Jobs really. “In fact, I think I have a favour to ask of a reliable trainer like you.”Here we go. “Could you please take this letter and deliver it to a man in Dewford City? His name is Steven. In return, I’ll install an app on your Pokénav.” Because it would be churlish for a multi-billionaire to offer money in exchange for goods and services. “Now, Dewford City isn’t accessible by land. You’ll need someone with a boat to help. I know a man, Mr. Briney? He used to be a famous sailor. I’ll ask him to help you out.”In the distance, Chekov’s gun fired. “Um, yeah, of course! Absolutely!” Oprah’s still a little starstruck. Mr. Stone broke into a grin. “That’s the spirit! There’s new Pokémon and a Gym leader in Dewford Town as well, by the name of Brawly. I expect those are things a promising young trainer like you is interested in." Brawly is rumoured to be Hau's (from Pokémon Sun and Moon) absent father, in which case he's a fuckwit as well as a workout surfer dude. (-----) Oprah had made her way to Mr. Briney’s cottage, but got the feeling she should probably ask her parents before travelling across the sea. She went to visit her father in Petalburg City, but only got a message that he was ‘away’. So she called his phone, and her mother answered. “Hi darling. I heard about your Gym battle honey I’m so proud of you!”“Thanks Mum. Anyway, I know you said it was cool for me to go on this journey, but I’ve actually been asked to head out to Dewford Town.”“Ooh, that’ll be fun.” Caroline sounded distracted. “You’re not worried?”“Not at all honey! You beat a Gym leader. Speaking of which, your Dad says hi.” Oprah could hear something muffled in the background. “Yeah, the guy at the Gym said he’s been away for the last week?”“He’s been here with me honey.” Thankfully Oprah was not old enough to speculate as to why Norman had needed to spend a week with her mother the moment their daughter left the house. “You still have my credit card, don't you?""Yes.""Great! Don't be afraid to buy what you need, Gym Leaders make a looooooot of money. Woop, gotta go, have fun in Dewport Town!"“Dewford- okay, sure.” She had already hung up. “This feels like child negligence.”“Avast! Ye hearty! Sailor words! Are you ready to leave!” Mr. Briney had finished preparing the boat for their voyage. Oprah nodded. "Set sail! To Dewford Town!"Party Mudbutt (Marshtomp), M, Level 16, Water/Earth, Bold, Likes to run John Seeda (Nuzleaf), M, Level 15, Grass/Dark, Hasty, Somewhat vain Meowth (Skitty), F, Level 12, Normal, Sassy, Mischievous Audience Participation We have new Pokémon to choose from again! As always, please choose a Pokémon and a nickname, the nickname cannot be over twelve characters and cannot include profanity.1. Zubat (Poison/Flying) 2. Abra (Psychic) 3. Geodude (Rock/Ground) 4. Makuhita (Fighting)
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Rainbow Rosa
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not gay, just colorful
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Nov 1, 2017 21:12:09 GMT -5
Catch the Zubat & name him Aleister, so when he finally evolves he can be Aleister Crobat
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Post by ganews on Nov 1, 2017 21:41:40 GMT -5
Catch the Zubat & name him Aleister, so when he finally evolves he can be Aleister Crobat Miiiiiister Crobat, dun dun dunnn, what went on in your head? Oh Mister Crobat, dun dun dunnn, did you talk to the dead?
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Rainbow Rosa
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not gay, just colorful
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Nov 1, 2017 22:00:48 GMT -5
Catch the Zubat & name him Aleister, so when he finally evolves he can be Aleister Crobat Miiiiiister Crobat, dun dun dunnn, what went on in your head? Oh Mister Crobat, dun dun dunnn, did you talk to the dead? The Lunatones would be such an awesome band name, just sayin'.
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oppy all along
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Who's been messing up everything? It was oppy all along
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Post by oppy all along on Nov 2, 2017 4:20:43 GMT -5
New suggestion, explain all references to me like I'm 5 years old and have no grasp of pop culture
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