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Post by sarapen on May 8, 2018 20:32:51 GMT -5
I don't know what's up with the Wendy's Twitter account, but whoever's running it is dropping references to Shuma Gorath and the Living Tribunal as part of a social media attack on McDonald's.
Yes, I know, late stage capitalism: humanizing what is inherently inhuman and selling us our own emotions. But I guess the Twitter thread is kind of funny.
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Post by liebkartoffel on May 9, 2018 12:00:55 GMT -5
The Russos keep acting like everyone being dead is real, and each time the say the more I lose respect for them. Stop insulting our intelligence when your production company has had guardians 3 announced since last year. Unless you are willing to really tell us that yes, the MCU is going to make guardians 3 with only rocket and nebula and a bunch of new guys. Which who wants to watch a guardians movie without groot, drax, star lord, gamora, and mantis? On the one hand, yeah it's a little silly, but on the other hand, what are they going to say? "Don't worry, everybody! Clearly half the cast isn't going to stay dead, so don't even bother discussing the current movie or, heck, watching the next one." It's a bit of necessary theater. They pretend everybody's dead, we pretend everybody's dead, and then everybody pretends to be surprised when A4 reveals that everyone, in fact, is not dead--except for one or more of Captain America/Thor/Iron Man/Hulk, who will die and remain dead until the next reboot. Maybe I'm just used to comic book logic, but I don't feel like anyone's intelligence is being insulted. The winking and nudging is just part of the experience.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 12:20:56 GMT -5
The Russos keep acting like everyone being dead is real, and each time the say the more I lose respect for them. Stop insulting our intelligence when your production company has had guardians 3 announced since last year. Unless you are willing to really tell us that yes, the MCU is going to make guardians 3 with only rocket and nebula and a bunch of new guys. Which who wants to watch a guardians movie without groot, drax, star lord, gamora, and mantis? On the one hand, yeah it's a little silly, but on the other hand, what are they going to say? "Don't worry, everybody! Clearly half the cast isn't going to stay dead, so don't even bother discussing the current movie or, heck, watching the next one." It's a bit of necessary theater. They pretend everybody's dead, we pretend everybody's dead, and then everybody pretends to be surprised when A4 reveals that everyone, in fact, is not dead--except for one or more of Captain America/Thor/Iron Man/Hulk, who will die and remain dead until the next reboot. Maybe I'm just used to comic book logic, but I don't feel like anyone's intelligence is being insulted. The winking and nudging is just part of the experience. There isnt winking and nudging, they are steadfastly trying to say everyone is dead. Winking and nudging would be like, "we'll just wait and see what happens...." which i think is what they should be doing. Framing it around the how not the if or just outright denying.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 12:41:11 GMT -5
On the one hand, yeah it's a little silly, but on the other hand, what are they going to say? "Don't worry, everybody! Clearly half the cast isn't going to stay dead, so don't even bother discussing the current movie or, heck, watching the next one." It's a bit of necessary theater. They pretend everybody's dead, we pretend everybody's dead, and then everybody pretends to be surprised when A4 reveals that everyone, in fact, is not dead--except for one or more of Captain America/Thor/Iron Man/Hulk, who will die and remain dead until the next reboot. Maybe I'm just used to comic book logic, but I don't feel like anyone's intelligence is being insulted. The winking and nudging is just part of the experience. There isnt winking and nudging, they are steadfastly trying to say everyone is dead. Winking and nudging would be like, "we'll just wait and see what happens...." which i think is what they should be doing. Framing it around the how not the if or just outright denying. They're not going to keep Spider-Man and Black Panther dead, obviously. Why do you appear to be getting so upset over a bunch of fictional characters dying by a reality-altering superpowered set of gems that can most likely reverse some or all of the damage later if/when they are recovered from the villain??
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on May 9, 2018 12:48:58 GMT -5
The Russos keep acting like everyone being dead is real, and each time the say the more I lose respect for them. Stop insulting our intelligence when your production company has had guardians 3 announced since last year. Unless you are willing to really tell us that yes, the MCU is going to make guardians 3 with only rocket and nebula and a bunch of new guys. Which who wants to watch a guardians movie without groot, drax, star lord, gamora, and mantis? They could make a movie with the original Guardians, led by Sylvester Stallone's character in GOTG2.
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Post by sarapen on May 9, 2018 12:58:01 GMT -5
I think Gamora's going to be dead until GOTG 3. We were teased with Adam Warlock so I assume once Thanos is beaten the stones are scattered and the next Guardians movie involves Quill and Adam travelling into the Soul Gem (Soul Stone?) to rescue Gamora from durance vile (or rather, fairly chill utopia, if we're going with the comics).
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 13:10:27 GMT -5
There isnt winking and nudging, they are steadfastly trying to say everyone is dead. Winking and nudging would be like, "we'll just wait and see what happens...." which i think is what they should be doing. Framing it around the how not the if or just outright denying. They're not going to keep Spider-Man and Black Panther dead, obviously. Why do you appear to be getting so upset over a bunch of fictional characters dying by a reality-altering superpowered set of gems that can most likely reverse some or all of the damage later if/when they are recovered from the villain?? Im not upset over them dying, Im annoyed because the directors are trying to ask me to buy into it when they clearly aren't going to stay dead.
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on May 9, 2018 13:32:15 GMT -5
Bahahaha!
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 17:02:07 GMT -5
They're not going to keep Spider-Man and Black Panther dead, obviously. Why do you appear to be getting so upset over a bunch of fictional characters dying by a reality-altering superpowered set of gems that can most likely reverse some or all of the damage later if/when they are recovered from the villain?? Im not upset over them dying, Im annoyed because the directors are trying to ask me to buy into it when they clearly aren't going to stay dead. My apologies, yes that is absurd.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2018 12:00:06 GMT -5
More proof that Dave Bautista is frickin' awesome: Drax’s Best Scene in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Was Improvised"I'll do you one better...WHY is Gamora?" (He is so goddamn perfect as Drax! Every time I have seen the "DIE, SPACESHIP!" scene in GotG 2, including every time I watched the trailer AND the two times I watched the actual movie, I could't help but laugh.)
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2018 12:17:49 GMT -5
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Post by Nudeviking on May 13, 2018 19:05:57 GMT -5
Good news everyone! Howard the Duck survived the halfening!
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on May 13, 2018 20:32:01 GMT -5
Good news everyone! Howard the Duck survived the halfening! This makes me all the more hopeful for the canonization of the fan theory that all of the dissolved people went to another universe, and we'll follow along with their adventures in Phase n+1 and leave the other ones behind, because Universe B is now a universe without Howard The Duck.
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Post by Celebith on May 13, 2018 22:34:58 GMT -5
On the one hand, yeah it's a little silly, but on the other hand, what are they going to say? "Don't worry, everybody! Clearly half the cast isn't going to stay dead, so don't even bother discussing the current movie or, heck, watching the next one." It's a bit of necessary theater. They pretend everybody's dead, we pretend everybody's dead, and then everybody pretends to be surprised when A4 reveals that everyone, in fact, is not dead--except for one or more of Captain America/Thor/Iron Man/Hulk, who will die and remain dead until the next reboot. Maybe I'm just used to comic book logic, but I don't feel like anyone's intelligence is being insulted. The winking and nudging is just part of the experience. There isnt winking and nudging, they are steadfastly trying to say everyone is dead. Winking and nudging would be like, "we'll just wait and see what happens...." which i think is what they should be doing. Framing it around the how not the if or just outright denying. Wrestleboxers complaining about writers not breaking kayfabe. What is this universe coming to?
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Post by Nudeviking on May 13, 2018 23:59:11 GMT -5
Good news everyone! Howard the Duck survived the halfening! This makes me all the more hopeful for the canonization of the fan theory that all of the dissolved people went to another universe, and we'll follow along with their adventures in Phase n+1 and leave the other ones behind, because Universe B is now a universe without Howard The Duck. What If...that B-Side Universe had Spider-Ham in it?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2018 9:24:06 GMT -5
This makes me all the more hopeful for the canonization of the fan theory that all of the dissolved people went to another universe, and we'll follow along with their adventures in Phase n+1 and leave the other ones behind, because Universe B is now a universe without Howard The Duck. What If...that B-Side Universe had Spider-Ham in it? *eye twitches* No, just....no! The regular Spider-Man face on his snout is just too much. STOP IT!
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Post by MarkInTexas on May 14, 2018 11:27:38 GMT -5
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Post by ganews on May 16, 2018 7:22:48 GMT -5
Also I cannot express how much I love Peter Dinklage as a giant. Even if it's just his Tyrion accent. All I could think of was the Giant Boy Detective dream sequence from the Venture Brothers.
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Post by ganews on May 16, 2018 8:19:04 GMT -5
I liked Thanos as a villain. Yes, if you examine his motive logically it feels unnecessary. At the end of the day he's a slapnuts lunatic who's obsessed with killing half of things when it's very clearly not the only solution to things. I don't think that invalidates his arc though? We see the character going through struggles, his relationship with Gamora, Nebula, and his other children, the tragedy of having to throw Gamora off a cliff because Red Skull said so. (Seriously how crazy is it that Red Skull is back). The fact that he's shown working for it keeps from having a character at even his least-powerful form in the movie beating the shit out of the Hulk from feeling cheap. Yes, he's everywhere he needs to be at all times just about effortlessly smacking down the heroes, but he's putting in the legwork. And when he told the vision child Gamora "yes, but it cost me everything", I felt it. This was a lunatic who had a (logically just wrong) vision, busted his arse and pulled it off, and in the process lost all of his children and everything he loves. Except Nebula. He still has Nebula. YOU ALL STILL HAVE NEBULA. To kick around anymore.
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Post by ganews on May 16, 2018 8:27:05 GMT -5
"You speak Groot?" "It was an elective in Asgard."
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Post by Jimmy James on May 16, 2018 9:33:07 GMT -5
"You speak Groot?" "It was an elective in Asgard." Thor: Ragnarok was streets ahead of the typical MCU movie, and his scenes with the Guardians here were definitely the highlights. I also like Quill & Drax's exchange, "No, you are a dude. That is a man."
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on May 16, 2018 9:33:35 GMT -5
"You speak Groot?" "It was an elective in Asgard."
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Post by ganews on May 16, 2018 12:41:04 GMT -5
"You speak Groot?" "It was an elective in Asgard."
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Post by Dr Livingstone on May 23, 2018 17:11:31 GMT -5
The Russos keep acting like everyone being dead is real, and each time the say the more I lose respect for them. Stop insulting our intelligence when your production company has had guardians 3 announced since last year. Unless you are willing to really tell us that yes, the MCU is going to make guardians 3 with only rocket and nebula and a bunch of new guys. Which who wants to watch a guardians movie without groot, drax, star lord, gamora, and mantis? On the one hand, yeah it's a little silly, but on the other hand, what are they going to say? "Don't worry, everybody! Clearly half the cast isn't going to stay dead, so don't even bother discussing the current movie or, heck, watching the next one." It's a bit of necessary theater. They pretend everybody's dead, we pretend everybody's dead, and then everybody pretends to be surprised when A4 reveals that everyone, in fact, is not dead--except for one or more of Captain America/Thor/Iron Man/Hulk, who will die and remain dead until the next reboot. Maybe I'm just used to comic book logic, but I don't feel like anyone's intelligence is being insulted. The winking and nudging is just part of the experience. side note, but everything you just laid out seems so obvious to me (as standard comic book massive crossover event beats) that my main takeaway from Infinity War is bemusement that so many people are debating "which" of the people who died in this one will come back. It all goes back to how you read the movies, I guess. One of my favorite anecdotal demonstrations of this was a story about a murder mystery in which several people read it as a romance novel and so new from the beginning who the villain was, while those who read it as a mystery book were stunned by the twist. Perhaps the comic-book reading is the wrong one, but man, it sure looks like that's what it is doing.
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