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Post by Celebith on Mar 10, 2022 14:07:54 GMT -5
I think Dellarigg should be banned from this thread, his jokes are actually good. There are no bad jokes, only bad deliveries, or, sometimes, deliverers. |
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Post by Tellyfier on Mar 11, 2022 4:43:02 GMT -5
I think Dellarigg should be banned from this thread, his jokes are actually good. There are no bad jokes, only bad deliveries, or, sometimes, deliverers. Yet, as we prove here, there's a lot of terrible ones. |
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Post by Tellyfier on Mar 11, 2022 4:50:55 GMT -5
The new restaurant in town offers a honeymoon salad.
It's lettuce alone.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 13, 2022 6:53:03 GMT -5
I'm not sure about this daylight savings time idea. I give it six months.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 15, 2022 8:33:37 GMT -5
Thieves have stolen £500,000 worth of Red Bull. I don't know how these people sleep at night.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 15, 2022 13:34:27 GMT -5
Did anyone see the joke I made about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 31, 2022 12:40:57 GMT -5
My wife has started seeing an acupuncturist. No me, though. I don't get the point.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Mar 31, 2022 13:02:17 GMT -5
My wife has started seeing an acupuncturist. No me, though. I don't get the point. Really sharp joke there. Very pointed sense of humor on display. I think you can put a pin in it; we're done here. |
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Post by Prole Hole on Mar 31, 2022 13:03:29 GMT -5
My wife has started seeing an acupuncturist. No me, though. I don't get the point. Really sharp joke there. Very pointed sense of humor on display. I think you can put a pin in it; we're done here. This comment seems unnecessarily harsh. I really don't think you should go on the a-tack. |
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Apr 1, 2022 19:13:10 GMT -5
Well that's this thread all sewed up.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Apr 1, 2022 20:48:37 GMT -5
Well that's this thread all sewed up. That was needless. |
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Post by Prole Hole on Apr 2, 2022 10:53:40 GMT -5
Well that's this thread all sewed up. That was needless. Someone cottoned on fast. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 3, 2022 9:46:08 GMT -5
I know it's a long shot, but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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Post by Dellarigg on Apr 3, 2022 11:20:16 GMT -5
To the person who just stole my trainers and hi-viz jacket - you can run, but you can't hide.
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Post by Dellarigg on Apr 4, 2022 2:16:23 GMT -5
I visited the Helium Museum yesterday. I can’t speak highly enough of that place.
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Post by Lurky McLurk on Apr 4, 2022 4:08:27 GMT -5
I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. Especially as he's a chihuauhau and I have to lift him up.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 4, 2022 10:38:30 GMT -5
I’m going to have to stop reading old magazines in bed. I keep waking up with back issues.
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Post by Celebith on Apr 4, 2022 14:27:41 GMT -5
I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. Especially as he's a chihuauhau and I have to lift him up. I'm going to have to use this, especially since my dog appears to be some sort of small, Mexican Chihuahua  |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 16, 2022 6:13:01 GMT -5
I told my doctor I don't need a brain transplant, but he thinks he can change my mind.
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Post by Tellyfier on Apr 24, 2022 3:40:27 GMT -5
What kind of car does Boba Fett drive?
A Man DeLorean
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Post by Prole Hole on Apr 24, 2022 5:55:39 GMT -5
What kind of car does Boba Fett drive? A Man DeLorean *claps* |
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Post by Ben Grimm on May 1, 2022 8:31:30 GMT -5
Me: The Earth isn’t flat!
Fiat Earther: Correct.
Me: Huh?
Fiat Earther: It’s the shape of an Italian car.
Me: What?
Fiat Earther: You read my name wrong, didn’t you?
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Post by Dr. Rumak on May 4, 2022 7:43:53 GMT -5
People who can't tell the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in a way that I cannot put into words.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on May 18, 2022 20:49:03 GMT -5
Why do pirates wear eyepatches?
Because if they had both eyes, they'd be piirates.
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Post by Dellarigg on May 21, 2022 11:36:02 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They both got six months.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on May 21, 2022 15:42:05 GMT -5
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Post by Dellarigg on May 24, 2022 10:50:55 GMT -5
I fell through the roof of a French bakery. Boy, I'm in a world of pain.
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Post by songstarliner on May 24, 2022 10:53:15 GMT -5
I fell through the roof of a French bakery. Boy, I'm in a world of pain. NO |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on May 24, 2022 12:54:55 GMT -5
I fell through the roof of a French bakery. Boy, I'm in a world of pain. D'oh! |
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Post by Ben Grimm on May 24, 2022 14:39:08 GMT -5
I got the words "yakuza" and "jacuzzi" confused, and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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