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Post by Dr. Rumak on Aug 28, 2024 10:51:58 GMT -5
I won a game that used 8 decks of playing cards. It's kind of a big deal.
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Dellarigg
AV Clubber 
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Post by Dellarigg on Sept 2, 2024 15:50:17 GMT -5
My friend said he was sick of my jokes about ghosts having sex with owls. Well, boo-fucking-hoo.
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Tellyfier
TI Pariah 
Unwarned and dangerous
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Post by Tellyfier on Oct 9, 2024 4:43:32 GMT -5
My uncle was the worst ventriloquist.
Whenever he put his hand in me, he always told me not to say anything.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Oct 23, 2024 17:18:09 GMT -5
I was walking past a farm with a sign that said "Duck, eggs".
At first I thought the comma was unnecessary, but then it hit me.
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Dellarigg
AV Clubber
This is a public service announcement - with guitars
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Post by Dellarigg on Nov 1, 2024 17:35:07 GMT -5
My best friend has a masturbation addiction. I hope he beats it.
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Post by Lurky McLurk on Nov 13, 2024 7:03:24 GMT -5
My mate quit his job at BMW.
He gave me no indication he was leaving.
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