Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 27, 2016 16:17:59 GMT -5
Tell us an untruth about a famous person. It can be believable, or it can be absurd. Here's some to get you started:
- Mike Mills from REM hasn't slept since he was 13, when a car backfired just as he was dropping off. He came up with the name for the band while researching sleep cures
- Martin Scorsese's favourite term of endearment, even for close family members, is 'shitbird'
- Margaret Atwood zones out for four hours every day
- Debbie Harry has a dog named 'Leave Me Alone, Pol Pot'
- James McAvoy was 26 before he realised he was a mammal
* idea for thread stolen from some other site we won't mention
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Mar 27, 2016 17:38:43 GMT -5
Jonathan Tucker is actually a snapping turtle disguised as a human.
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Post by firstbasemanwho on Mar 27, 2016 20:43:42 GMT -5
Peter Capaldi was born without feet. It takes intricate CG special effects to make him walk on screen.
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Post by dＬᵒ on Mar 28, 2016 0:47:53 GMT -5
Joel Osteen has a fetish for bleached anuses.
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Post by Nudeviking on Mar 28, 2016 2:43:55 GMT -5
Adam Sandler is a talented actor and comedian.
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Ice Cream Planet
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 28, 2016 4:31:12 GMT -5
*Jeremy Clarkson once killed a guy during the filming of Top Gear.
*Gwen Stefani keeps the Harajuku Girls haphazardly strewn about her bindis and reggae accoutrements in her pillaged foreign cultures pile.
*Sean Young secretly trolls James Woods on Twitter.
*Helena Bonham Carter indulges in a tincture of laudanum on her birthday.
*Trent Reznor had a bisexual menage a trois with Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain. He preferred Kurt.
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 28, 2016 5:07:40 GMT -5
Mark Knopfler vomits every time he hears the word 'spaghetti'. He has no problem cooking or eating it, however.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 28, 2016 5:35:45 GMT -5
*Lady Gaga is actually a performance art piece by Cheri Oteri. *Gary Oldman is a whiz at tap dancing. *Judd Nelson sings 'Don't You (Forget About Me)' in the shower on a daily basis. *M.I.A. is a strong opponent of the Dewey Decimal System. *Lindsay Lohan crashed a wedding in Italy, ran around saying she was drugged, wore white, and DJ'ed an event with an Eyes Wide Shut theme while playing Brandy and Monica's 'The Boy is Mine' on a loop. Actually, that last one did happen. |
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 28, 2016 6:36:46 GMT -5
Joel Osteen has a fetish for bleached anuses. I thought these were supposed to be lies? |
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Post by Jimmy James on Mar 28, 2016 8:12:51 GMT -5
Jerry Seinfeld's first foray into performing was as the drummer in a Clash tribute band. In fact, one of his earliest stand-up routines was riffing on the lyrics to "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?"
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 28, 2016 9:05:10 GMT -5
Joe Pesci never learnt how to pronounce 'mischievous', and so avoids saying it. His scripts are always altered with this in mind.
David Geffen believes we will one day be able to eat clouds.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 28, 2016 10:33:28 GMT -5
*John Travolta is actually heterosexual * Dellarigg beat Henry Rollins in an arm wrestling match *Madonna died after Ray of Light and was replaced with a lizard person imposter *Salman Rushdie has a major crush on Zoë Heller |
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 28, 2016 10:35:38 GMT -5
The ex-Prime Minister of Great Britain, Gordon Brown, carries a picture of Night Stalker Richard Ramirez in his wallet.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 28, 2016 10:42:04 GMT -5
The ex-Prime Minister of Great Britain, Gordon Brown, carries a picture of Night Stalker Richard Ramirez in his wallet. I always thought he was more of a Richard Speck fan. |
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Post by starforge on Mar 28, 2016 12:07:35 GMT -5
Despite his claims otherwise, William Shatner can barely read. Hence his characteristic speech patterns.
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Post by monodrone on Mar 28, 2016 14:12:00 GMT -5
Peyton Manning only eats bugs on Tuesdays.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 28, 2016 16:31:20 GMT -5
*Debbie Reynolds is actually the Lindbergh baby.
*Elmore Leonard once committed the perfect bank heist, while Patricia Highsmith committed the perfect murder.
*Annette Bening has a voodoo doll of Hilary Swank.
*Jim Kerr had a secret affair with Helen Mirren in the 70s.
*Elsa Lanchester was actually a Thelma Ritter character all along.
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Post by monodrone on Mar 28, 2016 16:43:49 GMT -5
Peyton Manning only eats bugs on Tuesdays. He only eats bugs on Tuesdays, but he eats only bugs on Tuesdays. This surplus of bioavailable protein gave him the edge he needed to lead the Ponyboys to victory in this year's Super Bowl. Nailed it. He also wore false teeth. |
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 28, 2016 17:19:32 GMT -5
Rutger Hauer has campaigned tirelessly for pubic hair to be made compulsory.
Alfred Hitchcock wanted to insert the word 'turd' into every movie he made, but only managed it on 4 occasions.
Steve Coogan had it drummed into him as a child that hailstones are the work of Satan. He still kind of believes it on dark days.
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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Mar 28, 2016 17:20:05 GMT -5
Jon Lovitz is dating Jessica Lowndes.
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 28, 2016 17:22:32 GMT -5
*Debbie Reynolds is actually the Lindbergh baby. *Elmore Leonard once committed the perfect bank heist, while Patricia Highsmith committed the perfect murder. *Annette Bening has a voodoo doll of Hilary Swank. *Jim Kerr had a secret affair with Helen Mirren in the 70s. *Elsa Lanchester was actually a Thelma Ritter character all along. Fun fact: Jim Kerr was married to Chrissie Hynde and then Patsy Kensit. Dude had something back then. |
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Post by firstbasemanwho on Mar 28, 2016 20:23:20 GMT -5
Julia Louis-Dreyfus maintains her beauty by bathing in the blood of sacrificed baby seals every morning.
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 28, 2016 21:06:44 GMT -5
Stephen King wrote all of Eisenhower's speeches.
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 28, 2016 21:07:06 GMT -5
Julia Louis-Dreyfus maintains her beauty by bathing in the blood of sacrificed baby seals every morning. Her and Gillian Anderson. |
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Mar 28, 2016 23:59:36 GMT -5
Julia Louis-Dreyfus maintains her beauty by bathing in the blood of sacrificed baby seals every morning. Her and Gillian Anderson. They discovered this dark secret when Dick Clark let it slip one very drunken New Year's Eve. Then, in order to try to prevent anyone else ever learning this, and thus protect their supply of baby seal blood, they made out in front of him, causing him to have a stroke. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 29, 2016 0:44:59 GMT -5
King Charles II of Zembla exists.
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Ice Cream Planet
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 29, 2016 0:51:41 GMT -5
Neko Case is actually a character from a Springsteen song brought to life.
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Post by Tellyfier on Mar 29, 2016 3:07:29 GMT -5
Dan Harmon says he'll call but he never does.
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 3:19:14 GMT -5
Neko Case is actually a character from a Springsteen song brought to life. , presumably. |
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Post by Post-Lupin on Mar 29, 2016 5:32:53 GMT -5
Steven Spielberg didn't direct AI.
It was created by an actual artificial intelligence based on Kubrick's neural algorithms: the AI killed itself over artistic differences with Spielberg-as-producer about the sappy ending, which was finished by Spielberg post-second-mortem.
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