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Post by haysoos on Mar 30, 2016 7:57:35 GMT -5
Sofia Vergara was in talks to star in a reboot of the 1970's superhero TV show Isis, when the project was scrapped for unknown reasons.
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Post by haysoos on Mar 30, 2016 8:01:14 GMT -5
Victoria Beckham did uncredited punch-up work on the script for Hotel Transylvania 2
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Post by clytie on Mar 30, 2016 8:02:19 GMT -5
Lindsay Lohan is a member of MENSA.
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Post by Jimmy James on Mar 30, 2016 8:02:43 GMT -5
Charlie Watts sparked an uproar when he said "marmalade" to the Princess of Thailand. The Royal Family has not forgiven him, and the Rolling Stones have not performed in Thailand (or indeed, anywhere in southeast Asia) since the incident. Watts now takes a month-long vow of silence every year as penance.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 30, 2016 8:05:23 GMT -5
Jason Alexander never saw a keyhole he didn't immediately fart through.
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Post by haysoos on Mar 30, 2016 8:05:50 GMT -5
There is a folder on Tim McGraw's computer filled with thousands of photos of director Christopher Nolan.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 30, 2016 8:58:03 GMT -5
Every time he poops, Slash grimly mutters, 'I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.'
John Irving has nicknamed his penis 'Rodney Dangerfield'.
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Post by Invisible Goat on Mar 30, 2016 9:38:58 GMT -5
I don't "get" this thread
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 30, 2016 10:14:08 GMT -5
I don't "get" this thread Invent a lie about a celebrity. |
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 30, 2016 10:15:02 GMT -5
I don't "get" this thread It's very simple: Jane Fonda voted for Reagan. |
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 30, 2016 12:01:39 GMT -5
Bono's tendency to monologue and name-drop during concerts really annoys the other three members of U2. They only keep him in the band because his wife sends them cupcakes every Friday.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 30, 2016 14:36:07 GMT -5
Hans Zimmer bangs a gong every time his mother speaks. He objects to the timbre of her voice in the strongest possible terms.
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Post by clytie on Mar 30, 2016 17:20:50 GMT -5
Ralph Nader is currently the leading candidate for People magazine's "Sexist Man Alive."
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Mar 30, 2016 17:52:45 GMT -5
I once caught Michael Chiklis picking his nose while stopped at a red light at Sunset & Rodeo. He was driving a Mini convertible with the top down.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 30, 2016 22:52:09 GMT -5
Sam Neill spent most of his time on the set of Jurassic Park carousing with the velociraptors, much to the chagrin of his other co-stars. In fact, he had an entire monologue scripted for the closing scene aboard the helicopter that had to be abandoned because he was in a complete blackout at the time, and kept falling asleep during takes.
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 31, 2016 0:38:55 GMT -5
Rihanna applied all but one of her tattoos herself.
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Post by monodrone on Mar 31, 2016 4:53:42 GMT -5
Iggy Pop's birth name was Iggy Soda.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 31, 2016 7:08:18 GMT -5
The ghost of Joan Fontaine haunts Jennifer Lawrence.
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Post by LazBro on Mar 31, 2016 8:12:01 GMT -5
Magic is real, but there is only one magic wand in the world, and it is currently in the possession of former ER heartthrob Anthony Edwards.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 31, 2016 8:12:37 GMT -5
Jenny Agutter's Body Dysmorphia has reached such a low point that, when she looks in the mirror, all she sees is a ceramics factory in Manchester.
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Post by Tellyfier on Mar 31, 2016 9:39:35 GMT -5
Zach Snyder did in fact not sell his soul to the devil. What would his father even want with it?
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Post by clytie on Mar 31, 2016 10:11:58 GMT -5
In the ultimate act of performance art, River Phoenix faxed his death, murdered Leonardo DiCaprio and assumed his identity.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 31, 2016 10:27:25 GMT -5
*Olivia de Havilland eats jellied eels for breakfast on the 11th of every month.
*Gina McKee once punched James Franco in the face after he asked if she was a Scouser.
*James Ivory is the nom de plume of Ken Loach.
*Colin Hay is so lonely without chew!
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Post by MarkInTexas on Mar 31, 2016 12:09:43 GMT -5
Bob Hope, who faked his death, btw, is a card-carrying member of the Communist Party. If you listen to "Thanks For the Memory" backward, it reveals "All hail Lenin and Marx! The Proletariat will feast on the blood of the Bourgeoisie!" Oh, and all those USO trips? Covers for running guns to the enemy.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Mar 31, 2016 14:03:45 GMT -5
Iggy Pop's birth name was Iggy Soda. He’s a descendant of Ignatius Tonic, a signer of the Constitution form Massachusetts. |
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Post by Return of the Thin Olive Duke on Mar 31, 2016 18:39:42 GMT -5
Steven Spielberg didn't direct AI. It was created by an actual artificial intelligence based on Kubrick's neural algorithms: the AI killed itself over artistic differences with Spielberg-as-producer about the sappy ending, which was finished by Spielberg post-second-mortem. Actually, the entire last hour was all Kubrick's idea, and Spielberg by all accounts found it cheap and saccharine, but kept it out of loyalty to his departed friend. EDIT: This is true, and was intended for clarification, not elaboration. |
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Post by Return of the Thin Olive Duke on Mar 31, 2016 18:43:09 GMT -5
Robert Rodriguez' career is actually a UN peacekeeping mission.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Apr 1, 2016 1:39:14 GMT -5
David Fincher distributes a carefully curated book of period- and/or region-appropriate erotica to the cast of every film he works on.
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Post by monodrone on Apr 1, 2016 9:08:34 GMT -5
Ian MacKaye has never used a ruler.
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Post by MarkInTexas on Apr 1, 2016 9:11:17 GMT -5
Martin Scorsese originally intended Raging Bull to be a musical, and hired John Kander and Fred Ebb, the team that wrote Chicago, and that he worked on New York New York with, to write the music.
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