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Post by Jimmy James on May 3, 2018 10:43:04 GMT -5
Longtime SNL bandleader G.E. Smith's given name is Michael. He was contractually obligated to go by 'G.E.' in every television appearance by NBC's parent company.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on May 3, 2018 11:26:47 GMT -5
Will Smith turned to Scientology out of desperation to find a cure for his Tetris addiction.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on May 3, 2018 12:00:11 GMT -5
(DJ Jazzy Jeff still covertly hands Smith a Rubik’s cube whenever they meet, though.)
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Post by dwarfoscar on Aug 2, 2018 19:17:47 GMT -5
Anna Kendrick's first TV appearance was as an audience plant in a 2003 episode of Dr. Phil
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Post by Prole Hole on Aug 16, 2018 6:15:39 GMT -5
James Cordon is talented.
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Aug 16, 2018 7:01:28 GMT -5
Chris Evans is really really bad at mowing the lawn, but I let him cause he tries so hard.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Aug 16, 2018 12:28:13 GMT -5
After getting his first big paycheck for Lawrence of Arabi, O’Toole’s first purchase was a urinal for his master bath.
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Post by Sanziana on Aug 17, 2018 2:14:01 GMT -5
Chris Evans is really really bad at mowing the lawn, but I let him cause he tries so hard. It's the "lie about a celebrity" thread, not "fantasy about a celebrity" thread. |
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Aug 17, 2018 8:16:18 GMT -5
Chris Evans is really really bad at mowing the lawn, but I let him cause he tries so hard. It's the "lie about a celebrity" thread, not "fantasy about a celebrity" thread. It can be two things. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 22, 2018 19:33:14 GMT -5
As a teen, Kate Bosworth pushed a man who couldn't swim off of a bridge into a river. She watched as he drowned. Phil Collins, who was staying in a nearby hotel and witnessed the whole thing from his balcony, was inspired by the whole thing to write "Sussudio". This is why Bosworth has a rider in all her movie contracts that nobody can play Phil Collins in between shooting scenes. Funny enough though, she's a big fan of "In The Air Tonight"
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Post by SLOW on Aug 23, 2018 14:25:07 GMT -5
Jon Hamm is the voice of the Candy Crush narrator.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2018 15:03:02 GMT -5
As a teen, Kate Bosworth pushed a man who couldn't swim off of a bridge into a river. She watched as he drowned. Phil Collins, who was staying in a nearby hotel and witnessed the whole thing from his balcony, was inspired by the whole thing to write "Sussudio". This is why Bosworth has a rider in all her movie contracts that nobody can play Phil Collins in between shooting scenes. Funny enough though, she's a big fan of "In The Air Tonight" Gosh, I genuinely forgot what thread I was on and was horrified for a good minute reading through the lyrics to Sussudio and looking at Kate Bosworth's face in complete astonishment. Nice work! |
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Post by dwarfoscar on Aug 25, 2018 10:44:54 GMT -5
Benny Goodman kept his glasses on in the shower.
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Post by ArchieLeach on Aug 27, 2018 6:18:05 GMT -5
Kanye West's childhood nickname was Willis.
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 5, 2018 22:36:35 GMT -5
Steve Buscemi and John Waters once fought a duel over who was going to star in an R. Crumb biopic (which never materialized). Neither was seriously injured.
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Post by Jimmy James on Nov 15, 2018 14:35:36 GMT -5
Chance the Rapper just wants to avoid confusion with Chance the Gardner from Being There.
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 9, 2019 4:29:04 GMT -5
Although you wouldn't know it to look at her, Dame Maggie Smith's increasing rat consumption has been causing her considerable gastric problems, despite the well-known preservative effect this has.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jan 9, 2019 11:27:21 GMT -5
Keith Richards gave up alcohol because his ration is being used to preserve Charlie Watts.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jan 9, 2019 11:42:08 GMT -5
Kanye West is a machine-learning algorithm that gets all of its information from Twitter.
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 10, 2019 5:41:41 GMT -5
Kanye West is a machine-learning algorithm that gets all of its information from Twitter. These are supposed to be lies, Ben! |
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jan 10, 2019 10:33:02 GMT -5
Prince didn't die; he was just brought to heaven for a booty call.
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Post by Tellyfier on Jan 10, 2019 11:36:06 GMT -5
Amber Heard just likes to annoy everybody around her; actually she can't read.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Jan 11, 2019 17:48:16 GMT -5
Ingmar Bergman was an ardent motorcycle fan, motoring around Gotland his 1965 Harley Electra-Glide until losing his license after a drunken high-speed chase through the streets of Visby. The incident indirectly inspired Autumn Sonata.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2019 18:19:42 GMT -5
Kevin Spacey after being accused of sexual assault ended up filming a video of him playing one of his favorite characters and denied the allegations.
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Post by ArchieLeach on Jan 11, 2019 22:12:52 GMT -5
Donald Trump irreparably damaged his hair when he tried to conk it for a Wharton School minstrel show.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jan 14, 2019 14:25:47 GMT -5
Prince didn't die; he was just brought to heaven for a booty call. OK, so I ran some numbers on this in a flight of boredom, so let's go. GIVEN: Prince was a Jehovah's Witness. GIVEN: JWs believe that 144,000 people are the "anointed" and spend eternity in Real Heaven™. GIVEN: Prince left the mortal plane on April 21, 2016. ASSUMED: Precisely half of those "anointed" are currently in JW-brand heaven. ASSUMED: Prince is a caring and kind lover, and would spend "all night" with each heavenly resident.* THEREFORE: Prince will return** on Tuesday, June 8th, 2213. Please set your calendars accordingly. * "Let's pretend we're married and go all night... I won't stop until the morning light", 1999
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jan 14, 2019 14:27:32 GMT -5
Prince didn't die; he was just brought to heaven for a booty call. OK, so I ran some numbers on this in a flight of boredom, so let's go. GIVEN: Prince was a Jehovah's Witness. GIVEN: JWs believe that 144,000 people are the "anointed" and spend eternity in Real Heaven™. GIVEN: Prince left the mortal plane on April 21, 2016. ASSUMED: Precisely half of those "anointed" are currently in JW-brand heaven. ASSUMED: Prince is a caring and kind lover, and would spend "all night" with each heavenly resident.* THEREFORE: Prince will return** on Tuesday, June 8th, 2213. Please set your calendars accordingly. * "Let's pretend we're married and go all night... I won't stop until the morning light", 1999
** I was going to call it "the second coming", but, uh, yeahYou're assuming one at a time, which I would not take as a given in this circumstance. |
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Post by The Stuffingtacular She-Hulk on Jan 17, 2019 9:08:20 GMT -5
Marie Kondo keeps everything she makes other people throw out in a storage unit on the outskirts of Butte, Montana.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jan 17, 2019 10:10:45 GMT -5
OK, so I ran some numbers on this in a flight of boredom, so let's go. GIVEN: Prince was a Jehovah's Witness. GIVEN: JWs believe that 144,000 people are the "anointed" and spend eternity in Real Heaven™. GIVEN: Prince left the mortal plane on April 21, 2016. ASSUMED: Precisely half of those "anointed" are currently in JW-brand heaven. ASSUMED: Prince is a caring and kind lover, and would spend "all night" with each heavenly resident.* THEREFORE: Prince will return** on Tuesday, June 8th, 2213. Please set your calendars accordingly. * "Let's pretend we're married and go all night... I won't stop until the morning light", 1999
** I was going to call it "the second coming", but, uh, yeahYou're assuming one at a time, which I would not take as a given in this circumstance. OK, well then, are there n-somes in heaven? Let's take some things into consideration. I didn't bother looking up don't know about JW-brand heaven, so let's go with another odd USAan flavor of religion that I read some things about once, the Mormons. Mormon eschatology, if I'm recalling it right*, grants every (male?) Mormon their own planet populated by their spirit wife (or wives, depending on when scripture was modified), so there is at least (possibly) polyamory in one specific subset of heaven. According to another insane group of cultists, Monty Python and its fandom, in heaven there are lots of bare-breasted showgirls**, it is Christmas every day***, and Michael Palin is singing to you****. Nudity does not automatically equal sexuality, but at least there is some acceptance of it. While Prince may be extremely funky***** and a sexy MF******, most of the songs I can think of usually involve Prince with just one lover, all night. However, given his above sexy motherfuckery, let's reserve the days for orgies, the nights for one on one, and have him observe the Sabbath day, although I don't care know offhand if JWs do so. The new calculation places Mr Nelson's return to this world on Saturday, April 9, 2185, and he may want to take a nap afterwards. * which is unlikely
** Tits In Heaven would be a much better song than that maudlin crap Eric Clapton put out in the 90s.
*** Similarly, Christmas Boobs.
**** While I identify as a Buddhist (albeit not a very good one), a heaven with topless showgirls, Christmas all the time, and the companionship of Michael Palin is an afterlife I would be happy to inhabit.
***** My Name Is Prince, Love Symbol, 1992
****** Sexy MF, Ibid; although it can be argued that only the subject of the song is the sexy motherfucker, rather than the singer
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Marie Kondo keeps everything she makes other people throw out in a storage unit on the outskirts of Butte, Montana.  she's a Monica! |
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