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Post by haysoos on Mar 29, 2016 7:40:34 GMT -5
- Pink has a pet dog named "Fuckhead"
- In his free time, WWE Wrestler Undertaker collects Hummel figurines
- Queen Latifah rates every restaurant she eats at on Yelp
- Chuck Lorre lists his favourite memory as being the time he got a free Pina Colada while on a cruise ship to Bermuda
- Mickey Rourke has been dead since 1992, but is such a good actor no one has noticed
- Whenever she's at the gym Sean Young beefs in the shower, and heels it down the drain
- Ian Somerhalder and Jennifer Lopez are actually the same person
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 8:43:46 GMT -5
Joel Edgerton wants to swap his arms around. No one in his entourage has the nerve to tell him they'll be on backwards if he goes ahead with the procedure.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 14:42:32 GMT -5
- Kim Kardashian suffers from Oransky's Syndrome - a rare metabolic condition that makes her incapable of digesting foods that start with the letter "R"
- in response to the popularity of "Hamilton", Kanye West is writing a musical (they're calling it a "hip-hoperatta") about the Louisiana Purchase
- E. L. James is the nom de plume of Thomas Pynchon
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 14:57:45 GMT -5
Lady Ada Lovelace invented the card game known as "Free Cell"
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 15:20:17 GMT -5
Bill Wyman knows what it is to fear a toilet.
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Post by Baron von Costume on Mar 29, 2016 15:23:22 GMT -5
Matthew Perry has a monkey fetish, this is the real reason Marcel was written out of the show.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:24:14 GMT -5
Mark Wahlberg is an adherent of Naqshbandi Sufism and has "Khalwat dar anjuman" tattooed on the inside of his right wrist.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:28:13 GMT -5
Ted Cruz isn't actually one of the Lizard People
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:31:05 GMT -5
Katy Perry has been avoiding countries that have extradition treaties with Finland for some reason.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:35:31 GMT -5
Brad Pitt tops the list of "Hollywood Actors with the most unpaid parking tickets" at $27,321.78, edging out John Goodman at #2 with $26,542.18.
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Post by haysoos on Mar 29, 2016 15:38:11 GMT -5
Lady Ada Lovelace invented the card game known as "Free Cell" I thought that was Linda Lovelace. |
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:40:11 GMT -5
Robert Redford played bass on some cuts of Jethro Tull's "Aqualung", though his claim to the title song and Locomotive Breath are disputed.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:41:26 GMT -5
Lady Ada Lovelace invented the card game known as "Free Cell" I thought that was Linda Lovelace. Not Free Cell - you're thinking of "Caged Heat" |
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Post by haysoos on Mar 29, 2016 15:41:59 GMT -5
Brad Pitt tops the list of "Hollywood Actors with the most unpaid parking tickets" at $27,321.78, edging out John Goodman at #2 with $26,542.18. I feel that record requires an asterisk of some kind, since $20,000 of Goodman's fines come from only one ticket, following the Santa Monica Freeway Taco Van Incident. |
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Post by haysoos on Mar 29, 2016 15:44:30 GMT -5
Bill Wyman knows what it is to fear a toilet. Is it all toilets, or just one toilet specifically? |
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:46:11 GMT -5
Gene Simmons is being sued by his neighbours for fracking the natural gas deposits under his Los Angeles home.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 15:47:12 GMT -5
Brad Pitt tops the list of "Hollywood Actors with the most unpaid parking tickets" at $27,321.78, edging out John Goodman at #2 with $26,542.18. I feel that record requires an asterisk of some kind, since $20,000 of Goodman's fines come from only one ticket, following the Santa Monica Freeway Taco Van Incident. He earned that one fair and square. |
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Mar 29, 2016 16:01:49 GMT -5
Peyton Manning only eats bugs on Tuesdays. He only eats bugs on Tuesdays, but he eats only bugs on Tuesdays. This surplus of bioavailable protein gave him the edge he needed to lead the Ponyboys to victory in this year's Super Bowl. ehh, still more edible than that Papa John's shit he shills. |
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 16:02:48 GMT -5
When Prince became really popular in the 80s Minneapolis decided to name a street after him. Politics being what it was, it didn't actually happen until 1994 when Prince had changed his name to that symbol - consequently, the street is the only recognized municipal thoroughfare in the United States with a non-pronounceable symbol for a name. Efforts to change the name to "Prince St." have been stymied because the electronic document standards that are used to file and track these sorts of changes don't support non UNICODE symbols (the original naming was done back when Minneapolis' municipal system was still entirely paper based).
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 29, 2016 16:05:25 GMT -5
When Prince became really popular in the 80s Minneapolis decided to name a street after him. Politics being what it was, it didn't actually happen until 1994 when Prince had changed his name to that symbol - consequently, the street is the only recognized municipal thoroughfare in the United States with a non-pronounceable symbol for a name. Efforts to change the name to "Prince St." have been stymied because the electronic document standards that are used to file and track these sorts of changes don't support non UNICODE symbols (the original naming was done back when Minneapolis' municipal system was still entirely paper based). As someone from Minneapolis, I love everything about this comment. |
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 29, 2016 16:14:20 GMT -5
I had a friend that used to live on The Street Formerly Known As Prince.
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Post by Baron von Costume on Mar 29, 2016 16:16:08 GMT -5
Tom Selleck actually has alopecia and has secretly been CEO of the world's number one prosthetic moustache producer since 1984.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Mar 29, 2016 16:17:13 GMT -5
Emerill Lagasse is a hardcore philatlist that has been quietly buying up stamp collections with the intent of filling up a basement vaul full of them that he can dive into Scrooge McDuck-style.
Judy Greer got her start in show biz annonymously playing the recurring Masturbating Bear on Conan O'Brien in the mid-90's.
George Will has been barred from all TJ Maxx stores after once hiding behind a shelf of down comforters to jump out at unaware customers in his skivys to yell 'BONZAI!"
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 16:18:06 GMT -5
Wanting to outdo Alan Shepherd's golfing during the Apollo 14 mission, James Irwin in Apollo 15, remembering his time in Southern California in the early 60s, smuggled a skateboard into the lunar module and is consequently the only known human to have ollied on the moon.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 16:24:42 GMT -5
Bono from U2 voiced the character Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 16:32:46 GMT -5
Bill Wyman knows what it is to fear a toilet. Is it all toilets, or just one toilet specifically? It's the toilet at 17 Tenbury Crescent, in the Ladywood district of Birmingham, UK. He has no concrete reason to fear this toilet, but he won't be told. |
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 16:33:57 GMT -5
Glenn Beck seems to have giving up on pitching gold after he learned about alchemy from a "shadowy Italian count". Now he's reportedly buying large amounts of mercury, sulphur and horse urine.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 16:38:57 GMT -5
Once a month, Henry Kissinger has a dream in which Otis Redding slaps him.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 16:44:07 GMT -5
Tina Turner is circulating a pamphlet on the evolutionary leap about to be taken by marzipan.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 16:46:00 GMT -5
Gary Busey's family hired a programmer to make a fake "Twitter" app to put on his phone to prevent embarrassment and lawsuits.
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