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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 16:47:04 GMT -5
Tina Turner is circulating a pamphlet on the evolutionary leap about to be taken by marzipan. *imagines a marzipan pig chanting "four legs good, two legs bad!"* |
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Mar 29, 2016 17:24:18 GMT -5
Is it all toilets, or just one toilet specifically? It's the toilet at 17 Tenbury Crescent, in the Ladywood district of Birmingham, UK. He has no concrete reason to fear this toilet, but he won't be told. Fun fact: That part of Birmingham is so named due to the discovery of Roman ruins from the 2nd Century CE, that were believed to be part of a hilltop temple to the goddess Venus. |
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 29, 2016 17:25:55 GMT -5
*Lana Del Rey was a Pinterest account who wished and who wished until she finally became a real person.
*The soul of Sarah Paulson is kept trapped in a small box, guarded jealously by Ryan Murphy. He lets her soul out once a year so she may chose some projects not affiliated with him.
*Sarah Waters was born at Manderlay.
*Courtney Love is a sudoku champion and chamomile tea enthusiast.
*Whatever walked in Shirley Jackson's house, walked alone.
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 17:30:38 GMT -5
It's the toilet at 17 Tenbury Crescent, in the Ladywood district of Birmingham, UK. He has no concrete reason to fear this toilet, but he won't be told. Fun fact: That part of Birmingham is so named due to the discovery of Roman ruins from the 2nd Century CE, that were believed to be part of a hilltop temple to the goddess Venus. One of my friends from University lived there; it just came to mind. |
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 29, 2016 17:38:37 GMT -5
- Jay-Z is not very good
- Lil Wayne is not very good
- Queen Latifah is not very good
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 29, 2016 17:48:59 GMT -5
- Jay-Z is not very good - Lil Wayne is not very good - Queen Latifah is not very good But the Rhymenocerous is very very good! |
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 18:46:45 GMT -5
There is a photo going around of the entire cast of Downton Abbey on set and completely nude. There are conflicting stories about why everyone is nude, but they all boil down to blaming Dame Maggie Smith.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 18:52:08 GMT -5
Gérard Depardieu has been blocked in his rather pathetic bid to represent France at Eurovision
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 18:56:29 GMT -5
Danica Patrick is arguably the world's leading authority on the Eteocretan language
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 18:59:07 GMT -5
Oprah Winfrey has been slowly buying up a controlling interest in Fox News.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 19:07:56 GMT -5
Each Oscar statuette is supposed to be bathed in human blood before the Oscar telecast, though these days they just wipe them down with a bloody cloth.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 19:12:22 GMT -5
Zooey Deschanel writes "Adventure Time" fanfic
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 29, 2016 19:13:36 GMT -5
As a hobby, Ralph Fiennes makes large-scale replicas of archaeologically significant Etruscan pottery shards, which he was inspired to do after doing a large quantity of research for an offer to play a rebooted Indiana Jones that later turned out to be a convoluted prank by his friend Harrison Ford.
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 29, 2016 19:14:19 GMT -5
Zooey Deschanel writes "Adventure Time" fanfic This might be lie, but her character on New Girl actually does. |
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 19:17:23 GMT -5
When he's hungry, Don Johnson's stomach rumbles to the tune of Colony by Joy Division.
Charles Dance has placed a curse on Somerset. When pressed for his reasons, he shrugged and said, 'They're all dicks, mate.'
Jonah Hill has met God. But since God told him he was 'a fucking fat fool', he rarely mentions it.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 19:19:26 GMT -5
Disney is in talks with Werner Herzog to direct his first animated feature, an adaptation of the works of Beatrix Potter.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 19:33:47 GMT -5
Everyone knows Liam Neeson was a boxer before becoming an actor, but few people know that he left boxing after a fight in a suburban Manilla fight pit where a hit from a barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat almost cost him the fight and put him in a coma for three months.
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 29, 2016 19:38:16 GMT -5
When he's hungry, Don Johnson's stomach rumbles to the tune of Colony by Joy Division. Charles Dance has placed a curse on Somerset. When pressed for his reasons, he shrugged and said, 'They're all dicks, mate.' Jonah Hill has met God. But since God told him he was 'a fucking fat fool', he rarely mentions it. A fine proof of divine omniscience if I ever heard one. |
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 29, 2016 19:39:00 GMT -5
Amy Adams is prepared to argue for hours that the works of Shakespeare were in fact written by Emilio Estevez.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 20:35:53 GMT -5
Jim Caviezel and Willem Dafoe share a birthday.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 22:17:39 GMT -5
Jude Law has webbed feet
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 22:22:14 GMT -5
The Mütter Museum in Philadelphia, PA, has started a "Celebrity Collection". It's small at the moment, but it does already have Burt Reynold's appendix and one of Madona's wisdom teeth.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 29, 2016 22:23:41 GMT -5
Tom Cruise doesn't believe in masturbation
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Mar 30, 2016 4:49:46 GMT -5
*Gillian Flynn secretly believes.
*Julie Walters has a singing voice on par with Ella Fitzgerald.
*Louise Lasser never stopped playing Mary Hartman, even after the show was cancelled.
*Laura Elena Harring lives in a mysterious blue box.
*Jane Fonda voted for Reagan.
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Post by clytie on Mar 30, 2016 6:16:59 GMT -5
Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Clytie are secretly married.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2016 7:23:13 GMT -5
Piers Morgan has never once seen a sunrise
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2016 7:23:57 GMT -5
People are always complaining that Rhianna never washes her hands well enough and that they're always sticky.
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2016 7:28:56 GMT -5
Years after being crowned "America's Sweetheart", Julia Roberts has just lost a foot to diabetes
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2016 7:33:23 GMT -5
Ron Howard has always been convinced that his voice sounds exactly like Oderus Ungerous
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 30, 2016 7:54:18 GMT -5
John Goodman is responsible for 46% of the world's heat hazes. The rest? Pick Withers, erstwhile first drummer with Dire Straits.
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